#incorrect sidemen quotes
Callux: We’re not at that stage in our acquaintanceship yet. Please don’t cry in front of me.
Sarah: “Acquaintanceship”? WE’RE DATING YOU EGG
Callux: I’m at the vet
Calfreezy: why? Are you sick?
Callux:
Jide: I never know what to say at funerals.
Simon: just say “sorry for your loss” and then move on.
*later at a funeral*
Jide: Sorry for your loss. Move on.
Freya: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.
Josh: and absolutely slaughtering them at Mario Kart.
Josh: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Freya: I don’t know, how ar-
Simon, from the other side of the room: I’m doing great!