#sidemen
Is Vobi dead? because I’d die before Vobi goes down
“YOU’RE FUCKED AND I HATE YOU” This line is just so great that I knew I had to post it on here.he actually says ‘youre a fuck and i hate you’ but tbh props for actually bothering to find the clip
A nonny wanted more sexting so as promised here it is. I missed Tobi out purely because i was running out of ideas and didn’t want to seem too repetitive so i’m really sorry for that :( But hey bonus Cal for all you hoes! Anyway i hope you enjoy <3
Josh:
Josh: You need to fucking behave
You: What did I do? o:)
Josh: Don’t act all innocent
Josh: You know exactly what you was doing
You: What was that daddy?
Josh: Wearing that ridiculously short skirt, bending over, you know everyone could of seen you?
You: Maybe I wanted them too, why do you think didn’t wear panties today :)
Josh: You’re being a very naughty girl today, do you need a spanking?
You: I don’t know daddy, do I?
Josh: With how cheeky you’re being yes you do. Come upstairs, I want you bent over my nap
Simon:
You: Why am I stuck at uni when I could be in bed with you rn :(
Simon: Because someone insisted on “studying” elsewhere
You: You could give me encouragement to actually work though :((
Simon: Like what?
You: Oh I don’t know, everytime I finish a chapter I get to give you a blowjob ;)
Simon: Now you’re just being a tease
You: And if I’m a really good girl and finish a full unit I’ll let you do anything you want to me ;)
You: I even have a special something I want to show you…
Simon: I’ll pick you up in 10 minutes
You: ;))
JJ:
JJ: I have a surprise for you when you get home
You: Yes?
JJ: You want me to tell you now and ruin the surprise?!
You: Jide come on, work is boring and I need something to look forward to :(
JJ: Okay okay
JJ: I bought you a collar
You: What?
JJ: Yep! A pretty pink lace collar with a matching leash, so now you really can be my pet
You: And you can be my master?
JJ: Of course ;)
You: Fuck, you’re making me so wet just at the thought
JJ: My little kitten is already making a mess ;)
You: Stop it
JJ: Can’t wait for you to get home kitten ;)
Ethan:
You: I’m so wet rn
You: Just been thinking about all the things you could be doing to me
You: All the things I want to do with you
Ethan: Babe it’s 9am, can’t you at least wait till I’m more awake
You: But that would ruin the fun ;)
You: Are you already hard?
Ethan: Yeah
You: Good, I want you to touch yourself and send me a pic
Ethan: Who put you in charge?
You: o:)
Ethan: You need to stop getting so cheeky
You: What are you gonna do about it?
Ethan: Punish you if I have to
You: Guess I’ll keep being a bad girl then
Vik:
You: I can’t wait for you to finish up editing, gonna make you come so fucking hard
Vik: Oie!
You: What o:)
Vik: Stop it
You: Noooo, I don’t want to. I’d rather tease you so your nice and hard for when I suck you off :)
Vik: The more you message me the longer this will take
You: Guess I’ll have to come to you then
Vik: Don’t you dare
You: Already coming! Hope you’re naked and ready for me ;)
You: I know I am
Vik: I guess I can stop editing for a while…
You: ;))))
Harry:
You: Harry I need you
Harry: What’s up babe?
You: I need your cock deep inside me, my fingers aren’t good enough
Harry: You know I’m streaming, so shut it
You: Just a quick fuck? They won’t even notice
Harry: No
You: Fine, I’ll find something else to get myself off then
You: I’ll even do it right on the sofa where everyone can see :)
Harry: Gdi fine. You’ve already got me hard af anyway
You: I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist why sweet, sweet pussy ;)
Chris:
You: You know how close I was to sucking you off during that stream? xx
You: Very fucking close xx
Chris: Even with Harry there? X
You: Especially with Harry there ;) xx
Chris: You’re too kinky for me xx
You: Aw we could of had a threesome :( I’ve always wanted two cocks deep inside of me ;) xx
Chris: Maybe I don’t want to share you xx
You: But wouldn’t you love to watch someone else fuck me? ;) xx
Chris: No, the only person that can fuck you is me. No one else can have that tight pussy. It’s all mine xx
You: Mm I like you being protective xx
Chris: Good, because when you get home I’ll make sure everyone fucking knows you’re all mine xx
Callum:
Callum: Yknow…
You: Hm?
Callum: I really can’t wait to get home and be with you
You: Aw babe, I can’t wait too xx
Callum: Just so I can spread your legs and eat that pretty pussy of yours ;)
You: Really Cal?
Callum: Aw Don’t you want my tongue flicking over your clit?
Callum: Don’t you want to be squirming in pleasure?
You: You’re an ass
Callum: I take that as a yes ;)
You: Fuck off Cal
Callum: ;))
Luke: We hold our penis like a juice carton bro
Source; Sidemen (Simon)
Ashton: …like loads of planets have moons but we’ve called our moon the moon…it’s like calling me the Ashton
Source; Sidemen (Harry)
PSA the tag is dead but im gonna start posting original content again anyway for old times’ sake :))) most of it is from my drafts but that’s okay
tobi is everything y’all need to stop sleeping on a real one
HI BABES!!!!! I MISSED EVERYONE SO MUCH FUCK
ALRIGHT SO
i wanna do some art so hmu if yall got ideas :)))))
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