#minminter

Josh: Tobi, tell Simon where he can stick his grapes.
Tobi: In the fridge.
Josh: No, Tobi.

Jide: I never know what to say at funerals.


Simon: just say “sorry for your loss” and then move on.
*later at a funeral*
Jide: Sorry for your loss. Move on.

Josh: that spider is more scared than you are
Simon: oh really?! Did it tell you that?

Tobi: Be careful!

Harry: Ha, “careful”. I tried that once. It was boring

Josh: I’m glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.

Simon: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn’t get to go on stage at that the 1975 concert.

Tobi: Or when your aunt substitute taught your sex ed class.

Vikk: What about the day when we made you stop wearing your fanny pack?

Jide: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now.

Josh: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught– Why am I participating in this?!

Teacher: Josh has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gives Vik-


Simon: Wait, why does josh have so much soap?


Josh: {literally sitting with 19 bottles of dish soap} MIND YO BUSINESS SIMON

Vik: yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway

Simon: did you just use yeet in past tense

Freya: are you cheating on me
Josh: I would never ch-
Simon: really then what about the time I seduced you with French fries

Josh: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Freya: I don’t know, how ar-
Simon, from the other side of the room: I’m doing great!