#incorrect six

Parr: Remember the time when condoms were a suggestion?

Boleyn, to Elizabeth and Mae: They’re not a suggestion. Use condoms.

Parr: They really suck if you’re not a lesbian.

Boleyn: Everyone knows condoms suck. But you know what sucks more? Syphilis! And kids!

Parr: There’s an easy cure for syphilis.

Boleyn: But not for kids.

Parr: If you’re going to give grapes to a baby, make sure you cut them in half first.

Boleyn, visibly confused: Wait…

Parr: The grapes, Annie. Not the child.

Boleyn: Oh thank god.

Boleyn: I’m the responsible queen.

Parr: You JUST broke a lamp I SAW you.

Boleyn: And I took the responsibility for it!

Cleves: Why is Anne so upset?

Parr: she saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Boleyn: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY

Cleves: please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say

Boleyn: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH

Cleves: NO NOT THAT

Boleyn: Why does Jane always do the laundry so loudly?

Howard: To let us all know nobody helps in this house.

Seymour, in the distance: *slams the dryer door shut*

Aragon: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Cleves: I don’t know. I’m the pretty one, we all have our thing.

Boleyn: I was just…reading my horoscope.
Parr: Liar! Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day, everything’s already happened.