#six incorrect quotes
(SiX)
Howard: A good romance starts with a true friendship!
Boleyn: And a bad romance starts with ra ra ra-a-a ro ma ro ma ma~
Parr: Remember the time when condoms were a suggestion?
Boleyn, to Elizabeth and Mae: They’re not a suggestion. Use condoms.
Parr: They really suck if you’re not a lesbian.
Boleyn: Everyone knows condoms suck. But you know what sucks more? Syphilis! And kids!
Parr: There’s an easy cure for syphilis.
Boleyn: But not for kids.
Parr: If you’re going to give grapes to a baby, make sure you cut them in half first.
Boleyn, visibly confused: Wait…
Parr: The grapes, Annie. Not the child.
Boleyn: Oh thank god.
Boleyn: I’m the responsible queen.
Parr: You JUST broke a lamp I SAW you.
Boleyn: And I took the responsibility for it!
Cleves: Why is Anne so upset?
Parr: she saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Boleyn: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY
Cleves: please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say
Boleyn: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH
Cleves: NO NOT THAT
Boleyn: Why does Jane always do the laundry so loudly?
Howard: To let us all know nobody helps in this house.
Seymour, in the distance: *slams the dryer door shut*
Jane: Anne just called me a lame mum! Like, I’m not a lame mum! I’m a cool mum! Right?
Cleves: You’re not even our mum.
Jane: You’re grounded.
*The group is getting into the car*
Aragon: I’m driving.
Boleyn, out of view: Shotgun!
Kitty, turning to face Boleyn: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Boleyn: WOAH-
Boleyn, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*