#incorrect victorious
trina: can’t believe i’m funny AND sexy AND the literal best person in the world. like, where does it end?
tori, slyly: do you want a hug?
jade, suspiciously:no.
tori: did you even hear what i said?
jade:yes.
tori: what did i say, then?
jade: “do you want a hug”?
tori, leaning in: well, if you insist.
jade: [kicks down door]
jade: i’m here to be bitter.
trina: first of all, i’m not a bitch.
trina: i’m THE bitch.
trina: i don’t gossip. maybe sometimes i find out things. or i hear something and i pass that information on. you know, kind of like a public service.
[before beck and jade’s wedding]
beck: robbie, i want you to be my best man!
rex: oh, the irony.
robbie:irony?
rex: you’re the best at nothing, and you’re barely a man.
tori: trina, you’ve been through a lot recently. how are you feeling?
trina: hold on, let me get my mood ring.
[on the phone]
robbie: my parents aren’t home.
trina: don’t worry, they’ll be back.
robbie, doing a crossword puzzle: do you know a 7-letter word for red?
cat: dark red.
robbie: at this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.
cat:coconut.
robbie: i think we both have different definitions of what a mammal is, but i can’t say i disagree with you.
cat, wearing fuzzy footy pajamas: i’m ready.
sikowitz: cat, this is the final rehearsal for the play.
robbie: sometimes i think you’re not taking me seriously.
jade: there are times when you think i’m taking you seriously?
trina: i am very cool and sexy, but also the absolute worst person in the room at any given moment.
trina: no, i will not elaborate.