Can Someone Get on this and Write a Tyrus oneshot Parallel of Victorious when jade and beck are broken up and she sing “you don’t own me” please tell me y’all know the song.

Like someone write it as Tyrus breaks up but no one knew they were together and reed is trying to set TJ up with someone but he doesn’t want to and they go to a school event and Cyrus sings you don’t own me. Andi, Buffy, Jonah, & TJ are standing together and Cyrus goes up to sing and he is done singing and TJ goes up and kisses him!!! Omg someone please do this

There’s no heterosexual explanation for how much Jade West loved scissors

Rating Victorious ships
Jori: 9/10

you absolutely CANNOT tell me that jade wasn’t feeling anything for tori when she said “you are pretty”.

Cade: 6.5/10

well, i am a sucker for x ⛓, but they have more of a sisterly relationship. i guess i ship them a little bit.

also, idk if this makes sense, but in some ways they remind me of popee and kedamono from popee the performer. gotta take off half a point for that.

Cori: 7/10

sam x cat and jade x tori will always be my otps but “say hi to my pretty friend tori” is just too wholesome for me

Cabbie: 4/10

i used to ship them before i realized what “playing pirates” meant. why does d*n schneider have to make everything creepy?

Bade: 4/10

cute on the slap, toxic on the show. they both deserve better.

Bori: 3/10

just not enough flavor for me. sorry.

Tandre: 6.5

i suppose the romantic ship is kinda cute, but i still prefer their friendship.

Jandre: 6/10

eh.

Reck: 7.5/10

hot popular boy x nerdy loser my beloved

Bandre: 6/10

can’t see them being anything more than best bros

Victorious cast sorted into Hogwarts houses:

Tori:Gryffindor? ❤️ Cuz she’s always getting on other people’s business and trying to solve their problems without considering the consequences

Andre: Hufflepuff He’s super loyal and just an all around good dude

Robbie:Ravenclaw? He’s the “nerd” but he’s also quirky and creative

Cat:maybe slytherin? hear me out she’s always sneaking around doing anything she can to get what she wants even if she’s not an actual threat she’s very ambitious just not in an evil sense

Beck:Ravenclaw? idk he’s always the chill one who makes rational decisions and he’s artsy and cool

Jade: Slytherin she’ll get what she wants and won’t hesitate to push others around in the process plus she’s got that super hot goth vibe

***this is actually really hard i’m only sure about Jade and Andre??? what do y’all think?? This is very important

also - Trina:Slytherin easy

[before beck and jade’s wedding]

beck: robbie, i want you to be my best man!

rex: oh, the irony.

robbie:irony?

rex: you’re the best at nothing, and you’re barely a man.