#incorrect victorious

trina: can’t believe i’m funny AND sexy AND the literal best person in the world. like, where does it end?

tori, slyly: do you want a hug?

jade, suspiciously:no.

tori: did you even hear what i said?

jade:yes.

tori: what did i say, then?

jade: “do you want a hug”?

tori, leaning in: well, if you insist.

jade: [kicks down door]

jade: i’m here to be bitter.

trina: first of all, i’m not a bitch.

trina: i’m THE bitch.

trina: i don’t gossip. maybe sometimes i find out things. or i hear something and i pass that information on. you know, kind of like a public service.

[before beck and jade’s wedding]

beck: robbie, i want you to be my best man!

rex: oh, the irony.

robbie:irony?

rex: you’re the best at nothing, and you’re barely a man.

tori: trina, you’ve been through a lot recently. how are you feeling?

trina: hold on, let me get my mood ring.

[on the phone]

robbie: my parents aren’t home.

trina: don’t worry, they’ll be back.

robbie, doing a crossword puzzle: do you know a 7-letter word for red?

cat: dark red.

robbie: at this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

cat:coconut.

robbie: i think we both have different definitions of what a mammal is, but i can’t say i disagree with you.

cat, wearing fuzzy footy pajamas: i’m ready.

sikowitz: cat, this is the final rehearsal for the play.

robbie: sometimes i think you’re not taking me seriously.

jade: there are times when you think i’m taking you seriously?

trina: i am very cool and sexy, but also the absolute worst person in the room at any given moment.

trina: no, i will not elaborate.