#incorrect zukka
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and this, my friends, is how sokka entered a permanent coma
sokka:the palace is on fire and you have sixty seconds, what do you take?
zuko:a nap
sokka: good choice
sokka, burrowed in 3 comforters: i am the human taco. the beginning and the end of comfort. i am the couch potato, the king of sleepy and the superhero of watching cartoons all day.
zuko:you’ve been wrapped like that for eight hours. you sure you’re okay?
sokka: … i’m stuck and i really have to pee.
sokka, wide awake at 3 am: if you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you’re a chicken tender
zuko, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:
aang:you lost a lot of blood and passed out. do you remember anything?
zuko: i remember the ambulance ride to the hospital
aang:there was no ambulance, i drove you there
zuko: but i heard sirens
aang:that was sokka
sokka: i was WORRIED
zuko: *banging calculator on the table in frustration*
sokka:hey, don’t be mean to the calculator! would you like it if i banged you on the table?
zuko:
zuko: i don’t know the correct answer to that question
zuko: this was fun, we should have dinner again
sokka:no thanks, i’m full
zuko:do you have protection?
sokka:always
sokka: *gestures toward the door where suki stands in full kyoshi warrior getup*
literally anyone, to sokka: your man lets you dress like that???
zuko:
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sokka:eating raw chicken gives you salmonella, but eating raw salmon doesn’t give you chickenella..
zuko:can we please just eat in peace?
zuko: sokka is my bf
toph:best friend or boyfriend?
zuko:yes
sokka:in my defense, i was left unsupervised
katara:you were with zuko!
zuko: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised
suki: i sleep with fans under my pillow
mai:weak. i sleep with knives under my pillow
sokka:you are both pathetic
suki:what killed weapon do you sleep with then, mr. badass?
sokka:zuko
sokka: i just want to hear those three little words
zuko:i love you
sokka:thats sweet but try again
zuko: i will behave
sokka:there we go
zuko:i hope you’re not doing something dumb
sokka:i hope you’re not hoping too hard
zuko:would it kill you to stop taking 40 minute showers?
sokka:physically? no. emotionally? the toll would be catastrophic
zuko:can i sit here
sokka:that’s my lap
zuko:
zuko:that doesn’t answer my question
sokka:why don’t you ever say anything encouraging?
zuko:i encourage you not to die
sokka, to zuko: fight me
sokka, getting down on one knee and pulling out a ring: fight me for the rest of our lives
zuko: i’m morosexual. it means i’m exclusively attracted to dumbasses
sokka, later that day: when was the war of 1812 again
zuko, already taking off his clothes: sokka you’re so fucking stupid
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