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[after zuko leaves the fire nation]
azula: wait-something else is happening. my palms are sweating. my heart’s racing!
mai: i think you’re caring-
azula:what!-
mai: -for somebody besides yourself.
azula: what! we have to stop that! we’ve got to get zuko back, not for him but for me!
ty lee: well, i have a plan, but you’re all going to have to trust me.
azula: trusting … caring … it’s all too much!
aang: can you check for monsters under my bed?
zuko: the monsters don’t live under our beds, they live inside of us.
aang:
zuko:goodnight.
[fighting zuko during s1]
sokka:aang, tell zuko where he can stick his grapes!
aang: in the fridge!
sokka: no, aang.
zuko: suki told me instead of being sad i should “go get it, girl.” so i’m going to “go get it girl”
sokka: get what?
zuko: unclear. i’ll get everything, just to be safe
aang, opening a capri sun: guess i’ll just drink my sorrows away.
zuko: if you saw me sitting alone at the club penguin pizza parlor would you come say hi
sokka: only if you become my club penguin boyfriend afterwards
zuko: it’s a deal
katara: zuko! you’re losing a lot of blood, what’s your type!
zuko: tan skin, rosy cheeks, blue eyes and hair loopies
katara: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
zuko:oh
zuko:[looks at wound]
zuko:red
katara: i hate you
zuko: well according to this picture i drew of us holding hands, that must be untrue
katara: i can’t believe you two decided to move in together
zuko: excuse me, we are both sophisticated adults
sokka: yeah, just yesterday we purchased a vegetable
sokka: wow, i love your eyes.
zuko: thanks! i use them to see.
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and this, my friends, is how sokka entered a permanent coma
zuko:wow i really couldn’t get much gayer
narrator: he will get much gayer
sokka:the palace is on fire and you have sixty seconds, what do you take?
zuko:a nap
sokka: good choice
zuko: i started seeing someone
iroh:as in dating, a therapist, or hallucinations?
sokka, burrowed in 3 comforters: i am the human taco. the beginning and the end of comfort. i am the couch potato, the king of sleepy and the superhero of watching cartoons all day.
zuko:you’ve been wrapped like that for eight hours. you sure you’re okay?
sokka: … i’m stuck and i really have to pee.
sokka, wide awake at 3 am: if you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you’re a chicken tender
zuko, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:
aang:you lost a lot of blood and passed out. do you remember anything?
zuko: i remember the ambulance ride to the hospital
aang:there was no ambulance, i drove you there
zuko: but i heard sirens
aang:that was sokka
sokka: i was WORRIED
zuko: *accidentally hits toph*
toph:you wanna fucking die?
zuko:kinda
toph, softly: bro, we talked about this
katara, entering the room: sorry i’m late, i was ….. doing things
zuko, entering the room, disheveled: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
aang: now it’s your turn zuko, tell us your secret
zuko: okay…. uh….. i might have a crush on sokka
toph:zuko, he said a secret
zuko: *banging calculator on the table in frustration*
sokka:hey, don’t be mean to the calculator! would you like it if i banged you on the table?
zuko:
zuko: i don’t know the correct answer to that question
zuko: this was fun, we should have dinner again
sokka:no thanks, i’m full
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