#incorrectsidemenquotes
Ethan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Harry, yelling: Hey Jide, how tall are you?
Josh: Tobi, tell Simon where he can stick his grapes.
Tobi: In the fridge.
Josh: No, Tobi.
Jide: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most handsome of them all?
Mirror: *shows vik*
Jide: but…
Josh: Jide that is a window
Jide: Harry why do you smell like weed?
Harry: how do you know what weed smells like jide?
Jide: I-
Harry: Busted! You’re grounded for a week!
Josh: that spider is more scared than you are
Simon: oh really?! Did it tell you that?
Tobi: Be careful!
Harry: Ha, “careful”. I tried that once. It was boring
Callux: let me be your glucose guardian
Sarah: ???
Callux: Im saying I want to be your sugar daddy
Jide: if i cut off my foot and swing it at your head am i hitting you or kicking you?
Josh: you’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything
Josh: I’m glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.
Simon: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn’t get to go on stage at that the 1975 concert.
Tobi: Or when your aunt substitute taught your sex ed class.
Vikk: What about the day when we made you stop wearing your fanny pack?
Jide: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now.
Josh: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught– Why am I participating in this?!
Ethan: When you’ve been a part of the Youtube community for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Tobi: Navy blue is not your color.
Ethan: Navy blue…briNGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK
Simon: Vik, why are you sitting on top on the Christmas tree?
Vik: Because I’m a star.
Ethan: Someone told me to “grow up” today. I was speechless, I had to defend myself but it’s hard to speak when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.
Jide: Hey people who know astrology shit. I’ve been having a lot of feelings lately. any planets I can blame that on?
Josh: Earth.
Tobi: I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them
Simon: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Sidemen: Hey Harry, we are home from the stor-…..
Harry: [Stuck on top of the fridge with a pot on his head and a nerf gun in his hand] I saw another spider. Nowhere is safe. We’ll rendez-vous in Nova Scotia. I’m burning the dorm down.
Josh: Let me go slip into something more… comfortable.
Josh: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]
Josh: See, one day you’re going to look back on this and laugh!
Vik: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.
Teacher: Josh has 19 bottles of dish soap and he gives Vik-
Simon: Wait, why does josh have so much soap?
Josh: {literally sitting with 19 bottles of dish soap} MIND YO BUSINESS SIMON
Vik: yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway
Simon: did you just use yeet in past tense
Freya: are you cheating on me Josh: I would never ch- Simon: really then what about the time I seduced you with French fries
