When in the Course of transsexual events it becomes necessary for trannies to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God (Cayltyn Jenner) entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of he/shekind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all trannies are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator (Caitlin Jenner) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of HRT. — That to secure these rights, mods are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the moderated, — That whenever any Form of Admins becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Trannies to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Admins, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and HRT. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that admins long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such admins, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these trannies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Admins. The history of the present King @sn-rt is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these channels. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid server.
He acts in a cuntish nature without official bitch forms filled out.
For the boredom that a sever without drama causes.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united Transsexuals of Transsexualvania, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world (Macklemore) for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good trannies of these channels, solemnly publish and declare, That these united channels are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent channels, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Truscum Rejects, and that all political connection between them and the Server of Truscum Rejects, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent channels, they have full Power to levy discourse, conclude blocking, contract friendships, establish Begging on PayPal for Money, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent channels may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our voice training, our HRT, and our sacred, honorary genitals.
So one of the bass trombonists and I have this thing where she’ll just randomly slide her finger horizontally across her slide and I don’t know why exactly it’s so funny, but we just completely lose our shit and one of these days, the conductor is gonna notice and we’re gonna have a lot of explaining to do.
I once jokingly suggested that I’d give my friend a ride for a dollar store plastic tiara.
Well I thought they knew I was kidding, but apparently not and then the joke took off and now I have 4 different plastic tiaras just sitting around the house for when I want to feel fancy.
