#intimidation
Marked safe despite Biden’s ill holiday wishes for the unvaxxed
Why don’t people ask the actual source what they want to know, especially if they’re more knowledgeable on the subject. Instead they go around and ask others who don’t know anything about it. Do you not want to feel dumb or what
These boots weren’t made for walking. They were made for strutting. So many boys get so intimidated when they see me stride by with such confidence, that they just start pissing themselves as soon as I look at them.
Oh look… there’s one right now.
#MondayMILFs
Beautiful, Attractive Older Women!
“I think it’s a perfectly reasonable measure to limit my employees’ bathroom privileges. Productivity has been going up as bathroom breaks are going down.”
“Of course, accidents in the workplace are on the rise, but it’s not like we have to report wet pants to OSHA.”
*desperate fidgeting*
“Oh… you have to go… well that’s unfortunate. I have a lot more slides to go through before I’m letting you go. Don’t worry though, the new chairs I brought in are very easy to wipe clean.”
#RED MENACE ❤
Red-Headed Women…Worship Them!
“On the show today, I’m going to be interviewing Kevin, who’s one of a growing number of young men who suffer from I.A.I. Intimidation Arousal Incontinence. Kevin and so may like him have an unfortunate habit of wetting their pants when confronted by strong, beautiful women… like myself! Will he make it through the interview? Or are we going to see him wet his pants on live TV? Well i certainly hope it’s the former. I mean, we’re not the sort of show that would purposefully humiliate men for ratings… are we?”
The whumper slams the whumpee against the wall and keeps them up with an arm to their neck/hand around their throat. The other hand is holding a sharp knife which is slowly brought up to their face, cutting into their skin just a bit.