Why don’t people ask the actual source what they want to know, especially if they’re more knowledgeable on the subject. Instead they go around and ask others who don’t know anything about it. Do you not want to feel dumb or what
Comon, suck it. Suck it like how you would be sucking on my cock. Ain’t such a tough cop now huh? I will have fun with you pig. We are going to know each other so well after the night is over. Look up at me mr. police. Let me see those pretty eyes. Let me look into the eyes of the tough cop who is about to become my cocksucker.
These boots weren’t made for walking. They were made for strutting. So many boys get so intimidated when they see me stride by with such confidence, that they just start pissing themselves as soon as I look at them.
“I think it’s a perfectly reasonable measure to limit my employees’ bathroom privileges. Productivity has been going up as bathroom breaks are going down.”
“Of course, accidents in the workplace are on the rise, but it’s not like we have to report wet pants to OSHA.”
*desperate fidgeting*
“Oh… you have to go… well that’s unfortunate. I have a lot more slides to go through before I’m letting you go. Don’t worry though, the new chairs I brought in are very easy to wipe clean.”
“On the show today, I’m going to be interviewing Kevin, who’s one of a growing number of young men who suffer from I.A.I. Intimidation Arousal Incontinence. Kevin and so may like him have an unfortunate habit of wetting their pants when confronted by strong, beautiful women… like myself! Will he make it through the interview? Or are we going to see him wet his pants on live TV? Well i certainly hope it’s the former. I mean, we’re not the sort of show that would purposefully humiliate men for ratings… are we?”
“Don’t think I’ll be needing the lasso to get the truth out of you. The fact that you started pissing yourself as soon as I showed up tells me you’re not going to put up much of a fight.”
The whumper slams the whumpee against the wall and keeps them up with an arm to their neck/hand around their throat. The other hand is holding a sharp knife which is slowly brought up to their face, cutting into their skin just a bit.
