#ironstrangefrost

Tony, jokingly: I should have my boyfriends kill you for that.

Stephen, coming out of a portal: Who do we need to kill?

Tony: Wh– no, I was just kidding around

Loki, appearing and pulling out knifes: No, who’s bothering you?

Loki: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.

Tony: Last night you drunk texted both of us a thousand heart emojis

Loki: Out of anger

Tony: So what if I don’t know my social security number?

Stephen: Tony, sweetheart, even Loki knows your social security number better than you AND HE’S A LITERAL ALIEN.

Stephen:*exists*

Tony: I can fix him

Loki: I can make him worse

Tony: what’s the worst thing you’ve done?

Loki: wear denim on denim

Stephen: you’ve murdered

Loki:so?

Stephen: MURDER IS A CRIME

Loki: and so is wearing denim on denim, I don’t see your point