#incorrect ironstrange

Tony: I’m not a dumb bitch

Tony: I’m a genius

Stephen: you’re a genius dumb bitch

Tony: that’s not how it works

Stephen: but the negative just cancels out the positive

Stephen: so you’re just a bitch

Stephen: I will never stop hating that person. I swear on the sacred Vishanti, I will speak their name as I die.

Tony: What did they do?

Stephen:…

Tony: You don’t remember.

Stephen: I remember being angry and that’s enough!

America: Nothing can ever compare to the feeling I just got picking out fruit at the supermarket, and Doctor Strange checking them and saying “These are good”.

Stephen: If I held a grudge against every person who ever wronged me, I’d have gray hair.

Peter: … you … you do-

Stephen: What was that?

Tony: Nothing! He said nothing! *to Peter* Take it from me kid, you don’t want to be responsible for a single gray. Not. A single. One.

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salty-ironstrange-shipper:

Wanda trying to justify her actions by saying “I’m not a monster, I’m a mother” she’s not even a good mom. honestly. In WandaVision, the twins were babies for at most a few days (unclear with WV time) maybe just a night before she’s trying to use magic to make them stop crying instead of actually figuring out what they need to get them to stop. It’s not clear to me whether the twins aged themselves up the first time or if it was the effect of the Hex, but I think there’s a case to be made that it’s the latter and they became kids so she would have an easier time taking care of them instead of actually putting in the effort to raise them. After Vision tried to leave the Hex, she completely ignored her kids all day, passed them off on Agatha at the first chance, and didn’t do anything or even seem to care at all when Billy tried to tell her about his powers and how they were hurting him.She’d had them for a week at most.

In Multiverse of Madness, yes she is corrupted by the Darkhold. That is a narrative fact and frankly, I don’t think you need to make things up or change the story to make Wanda look bad (she does that on her own). But trying to kill another version of herself to steal children that aren’t hers, and being willing to kill America to do it, is the dark but logical conclusion of the selfish behavior that MCU!Wanda has always had. The Darkhold took that and exaggerated it, but those are the worst traits Wanda’s always had just blown up - she’s selfish, she does whatever she wants to get what she wants, other people pay the consequences, and she’s not even a good mother to make up for it.

Normal people: call their spouse when at work

Stephen : kidnaps his husband in the middle of a meeting through a portal* Oops!

Stephen:*exists*

Tony: I can fix him

Loki: I can make him worse

salty-ironstrange-shipper:

Tony: You wouldn’t be able to kill me before I killed you. You have no idea what you’re dealing with.

Villain!Stephen: God, you’re sexy.

Omg more of villain Stephen.❤❤❤

Boys will be boys

First meet.

Pepper: touching is a way to showing love!

Tony: let’s touch you, Stephen!

Stephen:*smack their hands away* stop slapping my butt, you horny bitches!

Old but gold