#ironstrange
Doctor Strange: you’re such an idiot!
Tony: yes! But I’m your idiot!
Tony: *pointing at his engagement ring* Fooorrrvvveeeeeeerrrrrrr!~
Loki: I really don’t understand how all of us are single because we’re all attractive and have good taste in music. Like what more do people want?
Natasha:………
Stephen:………
Tony:……sanity
Loki: people are so demanding.
Carol: *addressing the whole Iron family* no offense to all the people in this family but what the fuck is wrong with everybody?
Tony: No man or woman has ever made me beg in bed
Stephen:
What about a soul mate au where you hear background music for the most important parts of your life, and when you meet your soul mate it’s dramatic and romantic music
But on the other hand…..
“Guys we really shouldn’t go in there, can’t you hear the creepy ass music? I don’t want to get killed.”
“Fuck I’m pretty sure this is fighting music I can’t fight you I have exams to study for.”
“Oh no poor kitty why are you out here all on your-NO STOP THE SAD MUSIC THIS CAT ISN’T GONNA DIE JUST WATCH ME”
Im bringing this back bc now my vision has changed. Have you seen commercials for Zoeys Extraordinary Playlist?
Guys just IMAGINE the more grumpy one of the otp singing a very romantic song or Sucker? Wow
Person 1: My partner is super snuggly and gets sleepy early. This means when they’re ready to sleep they lay on top of me and sigh until i go to bed with them. So I lay in bed, in the dark, just so they can sleep.
Person 2: *the partner*
- Super romantic wild west aus
Childhood sweethearts separated and reunited as adult aus
ROMANTIC WILD WEST/CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTS AU
Person A: *eats ice cream off the floor* For Antoni
Person B: *thinking they’d like to be the floor* god you’re so disgusting
It’s #mermay! So time for mermay AU part 5!
One year later, Tony is trying to find the person that rescued him.
Strange: Ok, you’re right, I am in a bad mood.
Tony: Really? Forgive my undropped jaw.
Tony: I’m not a dumb bitch
Tony: I’m a genius
Stephen: you’re a genius dumb bitch
Tony: that’s not how it works
Stephen: but the negative just cancels out the positive
Stephen: so you’re just a bitch
I need some lemon. Hardcore lemon, bordering grapefruit fanfics. Can be from teen wolf or marvel.
I need sustenance.
Ironman and his space donut
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