#its on the mouse

omnybus:

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jetstream-torgod:

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anarcho-skamunist:

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on the mouse”

WHERE ARE HER FAT MOUSE TITS, COWARD?

UR RIGHT HOW COULD I FORGET

She tries to keep her employees abreast of keeping the place squeaky clean

imlizy:

btw what if yhe mousegirl bartender had a bunnygirl coworker and when its closing time she says alright everybunny out!

Another addition to the MBCU (Mousegirl Bartender Expanded Universe)

funpuppyvideos:

jetstream-torgod:

funpuppyvideos:

anarcho-skamunist:

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on the mouse”

WHERE ARE HER FAT MOUSE TITS, COWARD?

UR RIGHT HOW COULD I FORGET

She tries to keep her employees abreast of keeping the place squeaky clean

peachypupp:

omnybus:

funpuppyvideos:

anarcho-skamunist:

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on the mouse”

She makes a mean whisker sour

Does she have anything non alcoholic?

funpuppyvideos:

anarcho-skamunist:

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on the mouse”

She makes a mean whisker sour

turbomarisa:

Dog girl who comes home after a long day at work and goes “Doggone it I’m bone tired!”

NOTE: THIS POST IS MEANT TO EXPLICITLY SEXUAL IN NATURE. THE USE OF THE WORD GIRL HERE SHOULD CONJURE TO YOUR MIND IMAGES OF AN ANIME OR FURRY DOG WOMAN WITH OBSCENELY LARGE BREASTS WEARING VERY LITTLE BECAUSE I AM A SEXUAL DEVIANT UNABLE TO KEEP MY PERVERSE DESIRES TO MYSELF. GOD’S MOST FAITHFUL WARRIORS ARE NEEDED TO REBUKE THE TERRIBLE DEMON OF LUST THAT HAS MADE THIS POST HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COM.