No meio da tarde recebo uma mensagem da minha esposa. Puxo o celular por baixo da mesa para que ninguém na reunião perceba e vejo a foto dela em frente ao espelho em uma loja de calçados ao lado de um homem: “Lembra daquele segurança da agência de modelos que eu trabalhava? Então, econtrei ele por acaso aqui no shopping… há anos que a gente tá se prometendo. Não vai me deixar perder essa oportunidade, né amor? Pega as crianças na escola? Ele mora aqui perto; disse que depois me deixa em casa… beijo, amor” Como negar? Nem quero negar! Digitei discretamente a resposta: “Fique tranquila, amor: busco as crianças. Aproveite, minha putinha amada”
if I was a cyborg I would want all of my mechanical parts to be like 90s clear plastic so you could clearly see all the machine guts inside and I think that’s really sexy of me.
my robot body parts better look like this or what’s the point?
Why dont we do that anymore with electronics because it looks sick as fuck
Sorry it took me a mount to upload old pages lol. Was busy with a lot of stuff. New pages coming soon tho but I’ll have to go on ‘hiatus’ afterwards because I’d barely squeeze out a page a week with current workload
Hey me again. My cars front tires got wrecked on pot hole road country over here and the fixing up totaling up to a months pay. So starting up commissions again. Info below:
Payment only via PayPal (the same as the email)
You can contact me via messages on this site, or to discuss the details, as in what exactly you want, color palette, etc, write me a letter to [email protected] or discord: Bouncer#2040
Please provide me with at least one reference picture and give me a detailed description of how you wish your commission to look.
I’ll provide you with a WIP or a sketch of the commission to make sure that everything is looking ok so far or if there’s is something you want me to add, remove or modify.
I’ll accept money halfway through the commission (I’ll send you the WIP).
I won’t draw NSFW (boobs are ok but everything else is a no no for me), won’t draw complicated characters like mechas,
I’ll draw only one character and sorry, no background for now. It’ll be transparent, or on a plain background (you decide!)
Examples of my work:
I’ve got a ko-fi if anyone can spare a dollar or two for the tip jar
After the Bridge Troll left for a business trip Seymore (the eldest of the pig bros.) was the obvious choice to guard the bridge.. #inktober2017 #brushpen #inktober #tattoo #business #muscle #pig #bridgetroll #replacement #bouncer #fairytale #ink #anthropomorphic #sword
Today an eighth grade student informed me they are watching Amistad in class, and all I could think about was the time Djimon Hounsou was a bouncer on Beverly Hills, 90210.
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say “for you, it’s on the mouse”
WHERE ARE HER FAT MOUSE TITS, COWARD?
UR RIGHT HOW COULD I FORGET
She tries to keep her employees abreast of keeping the place squeaky clean
