#it’s embarrassing

sapphireplums:

precious bby.

ok… i’m officially miserable

londonharry:

don’t ask. i had to

Unfortunately I seem to have contracted some sort of brain disease and now all I can think about is Azul Twistedwonderland

noahmarshallapologist:

Meme inspired by these:

Here’s the problem with these ads:

1) They make existing players embarrassed to share the game with others or let others know we play.

2) They’re complete lies. “My bf made his character sleep with the nanny” BITCH PLEASE what version of the game is he playing where he unlocked playing as Sam? Second you can’t “do anything” and anyone who’s played MFTL will tell you that for being a choices game, you don’t have that many choices.

3) They target horny people who join the app because they wanna play smut. Therefore all the resources go to smutty, trashy books and other genres get ditched (It Lives, Hero, MW to name a few). I’m not saying it’s bad for someone to want to play smut, but I AM saying that PB is completely ignoring all other genres and players who want other genres in favor of smut (which lets be real - THEYRE NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AT IT)