every episode of the untamed is like ok it’s a murder mystery with ghosts. wait no they’re zombies. wait no it’s a demonic sword. actually it’s a blade. now there’s an exorcism happening. are you ready for the worst special effects you’ve ever seen in your life? now it’s a repressed historical romance. it’s a buddy comedy. it’s a war epic. it’s wacky teen hijinks. it’s a fanvid. it’s a musical. it’s a dark journey into the psychosexual recesses of an evil man’s mind. it’s rabbits. it’s an action movie. it’s a high stakes political thriller. it’s a family melodrama. it’s a multi chapter slow burn fanfic. it’s body horror. it’s a wig advertisement. the zombies are back and they’re wrestling now
Quincey P. Morris is thee best character of all time and god fucking bless Bram Stoker for his creation. Mr Stoker, who clearly had never met a Texan or heard one speak in his life, asked him self, “now, is this something I should know anything about before writing a Texan character?” And the answer he came up with was “no, absolutely not,” and then he made Quincey P. Morris say shit like “why, if it ain’t for this rap-tootlin’ good ol’ beard-lickin’ quandery we do find oursels in, this is JUST like when ma mamma done wrangled that bull-hopper by his yarnhowlin’ horns and put him in the dusty gutter!” And everyone was like now Bram what the fuck does that mean and he was like don’t worry about it it’s called SLANG. god fucking bless
Did anyone ever tell Jin that it wasn’t her period, or did he ask his daughter if they needed to stock up on pads the next month and she’s all, “uh, no, dad. it was the panda the whole time”
Yeesh…first the panda thing and THEN they still gotta deal with her first period?!
we’re all starving, but not everyone is doing it correctly. some people are taking too much, making themselves sick, and it kills them. the excess is poison; even food is a poison to someone who’s been deprived. everything has the capacity to turn toxic. it’s easy, so fucking easy to die, so the ones who make themselves something are the same ones who learn to starve correctly.
Yes king your mating dance WAS beautiful yes your shoulder mobility is super impressive. No yeah she’ll never find another male with arms as blue as yours I promise bro. She doesn’t know what she’s missing out on dude
Literally as I read the first half I thought of kajillionaire
