Look I’m not saying it….

BUT….

LEARNING WITH PIBBY LEARNING IS SO FUN-!!!!

((BRO WE MIGHT GET THE SHOW))

Happy Valentine’s Day

watch?v=F3ptb0XlOXY

He did have it coming though

tommyinnit isn’t a fusion of dave and karkat

he is an echo clone of dave mix with the mildest version of caliborn

look pim i know it’s our job to help these two and everything. but i think these two are a lost cause, they’re obviously insane and extremely homicidal so i think we should just cut our loses and get out of here.

Jake English knows how to play flute but sucks at bass 

((like how jade sucks at flute but rules at bass))

caliborn: WHAT IS THAT OBNOXIOUS GLOWING ORB IN THE FUCKING SKY

gamzee: tHe SuN?

caliborn: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT

that short isn’t the only official pibby media we’ll ever get

PLEASE

I WILL SCREAM!

i don’t give a fuck what the epilogues says

VRISKA AND GAMZEE WOULD NEVER BE IN A QUADRANT TOGETHER OR EVEN CONSIDER THE OTHER IN ONE

THEY BOTH FIND EACH OTHER PLATONICALLY DISGUSTING (in my opinion) 

(it’s cool if any of y’all ship them together i’m just yelling into the void)  

the name of god

The most effort I put in a shitpost

now before i say it, it is fine if you like this character i’m not going to attack you for liking them but i need to get it off my chest.

((ALSO I AM ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE CHARACTER AND NOT THE YOUTUBER THAT PLAYS THEM))

FUCK SAM

i now fucking straight up hate him. this dude gets me sooooo pissed off with the shit he does as warden AND the shit he try to do to Michael_ beloved

ok at first his actions seem to make logical sense even if extreme. like what happen to ponk (y’know because of the egg and stuff) 

but then the lock down happen, Now you THINK he wouldn’t just leave a kid in the same jail cell as they’re abuser all because of what they ABUSER wrote down as the rule of the jail, THAT THEY INTENDED FOR THE KID INSTEAD OF THEMSELVES. but sam is a different breed.

so no surprise tommy gets murder by dream. sam gets sad over this and morns him, also agrees to help quackity with torturing him as a form of justice.

BUT THEN,

when tommy ( the kid who wanted him in jail in the first place) and ghostbur sneak in the jail in order to kill him as revenge for killing him in the first place (also for the abuse he put him through) SAM NOT ONLY STOPS HIM, LEAVING GHOSTBUR BEHIND TO GET RESURRECTED. 

BUT ALSO THREATENS  TO KILL TOMMY AS WELL!!! WHAT A FUCKING GREAT DAD FIGURE /S

then finally….. taking ranboo as a hostage with threats of harming his baby, why ranboo? i don’t know! dream doesn’t care about him 

so why fucking use him!? why not George???

in conclusion: I REALLY HOPE SAM GETS KILLED BY TECHNOBLADE & TUBBO 

AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!!!!!

you’re opinion is valid 

Technoblade: oh we’re actually at act 1 act 4 of dream SMP

My immediate thought:

(Also rip ranboo)

TECHNOBLADE STEAM IN TWO HOURS

Everyone else: *shock about purpled’s betrayal*

Me:

((kid is still 1000% salty about his UFO))

HEAVY SPOILERS

you y’all think king will be cool with giving blood to luz so she can go back home? i mean he is a titan 

i know this is a little morbid but…… yeah