#lil cal
Look I’m not saying it….
BUT….
the name of god
The most effort I put in a shitpost
Well, things were goin’ just fine until…
‘S cool. Didn’t need my heart anyway. Rip it out of my fuckin’ chest why don’tcha.
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Look, I watched a lot of cartoons growing up, some moreso than others. Rainbow Brite is one of those shows I share with Dave ‘cause it’s, y’know, for kids. And it’s kind of hilariously bad, not earsplittingly bad like those fuckin’ ponies.
My interest in these cartoon horses is strictly ironic, ok? No, seriously.
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What?
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OK FINE, I LOVE THAT ONE PARTICULAR RAINBOW HORSE UNIRONICALLY, IS THAT SUCH A CRIME?
He is so sassy. <3
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And the moral of the story: Don’t mess with the Striders or you will shit your pants while screaming and go to jail.
CAL: BYE GUYS!
CAL: HI GUYS! LONG TIME NO SEE
CAL: ASK ME THINGS!
Some Anon requested BroMom in Disneyland.
Bro would visit the place in search of some Jim Henson tribute! I guess…
Mouse is fucking everywhere! This is puppet territory, so fuck off!
(Next week they visited WarnerBros studio so Mom could see the Harry Potter making of.)
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Memories yo
Mom Lalonde & Bro Strider (& Cal)
I didn’t knew if posting this B&W or like this…
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as yall should know by now if you read my autobiography “the life of calvin broadus” dave is the disappointingly mediocre lovechild of my one true baby mama lil cal and i and not at all any satanic technobabble ritual of lalondes. only five years ago it was since our little bundle of who cares was birthed from cals holy womb. i even recall the night of conception. i had just finished lighting a romantically scented funeral pyre of smuppets when 
Waiting for Egbert
Seeing a bunch of BroCal posts on agalmatophilia/inanimate-object sexuality kind of got me thinking. The fetish part of it aside, I guess it reminds me of childhood (having that sort of inner-voice companionship that came with having toys/assigning objects personalities) and it struck me as a really genuine and selfless sort of relationship.
But this is porn so yeah never mind.
okay I’m pooping because I’m actually really shy about posting straight up ponography on my blog asdkjfh bUT THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL??? WOWIE ZOWIE
I HAVE TO BECAUSE IT’S JUST PERFECT I’m cry
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