As I write this, day, uhhhh, 14? of quarantine(??) (It’s a Saturday, I definitely know that much) I can’t stop looking at clothing websites, thinking of all these spring and summer outfits that will no longer have many occasions to be worn to if we keep social distancing like this.
Obviously the clothes are not really the point–the clothes represent all the lost opportunities: dates that can’t happen, job interviews indeterminately postponed, weddings canceled, retail jobs lost, the sudden evaporation of income, it’s all real uplifting stuff.
What happens with all these items? Does the stock languish in unopened storefronts for months on end? Do we start getting increasingly desperate sale announcements in our inboxes? Do we wear wild dresses in our own homes to attend Zoom happy hours and livestreamed civil ceremonies? Working from home, drinking from home, the days and nights blur together.
So, I present to you–out of a desperation to focus on something other than my homework and existential dread for a few minutes–J. Crew’s ridiculous spring/summer occasion collection, along with my deranged commentary:
For the wedding that was going to happen at a Mediterranean-style villa: Since you’ve been scrolling through Instagram all day, imaging what social distancing from a huge house in Taos with Spanish tiles in the kitchen would be like, why not wear this while you drink a glass of Etna Bianco from the comfort of your couch?
For the wedding that was going to happen on Nantucket: So instead of an escape to the cape this summer, you’re…. cooped up with your (soon-to-be-ex) boyfriend in a 1 bedroom in Park Slope. Put on this sunshine-y number, kick back with Jia Tolentino’s Trick Mirror, and read the last essay “I Thee Dread” and complain about your bf never doing the dishes to your friends in the group chat. Then turn on Vampire Weekend and dance around the living room wearing headphones while you drink a Cape Codder.
For your childhood friend’s wedding in her giant backyard in your hometown: Because you can’t really wear this dress to Zoom Karaoke or even a bar if they ever open again. Or go to the park and take selfies near a tree from a safe social distance. You were always jealous of her backyard and the joke’s still on you cooped up in an apartment!!
Because your artsy friend said “FRIEDA KHALO REALNESS” in the dress code: You spent $389 on this dress that your grandma threw out in 1982. Turn on Gourmet Makes, wear the tallest platform heels you have, and mix up a margarita.
Oh, you were supposed to honeymoon in Tulum? Sorry, that sucks. Here’s a knockoff Rhode Resort by Liberty lewk for you. I can taste the ceviche from my laptop.
As the days get shorter, and winter gets closer, my outfits are a hybrid of warm and cool weather pieces. Ankle jeans, wool blazer and flip flops, anything goes.
This J. Crew jeweled collar Regent Blazer has been a go-to piece for me the past few weeks because it’s warm enough to act as outerwear for now, and stylish enough for anything.
This was such a fun outfit to pull together. All the…
It’s been just over a month since the Altuzarra for Target collection hit store shelves, and I’ve really been loving a lot of the pieces, in particular, the red suit. I’ve worn this to a couple of events already, including Western Canada Fashion Week in Edmonton, and received a lot of compliments.
It’s hard NOT to feel fabulous when you’re wearing it.
Rocking another concert tee today. This one is from the Ryan Adams show at the Winspear Centre in Edmonton last week. It’s still warm enough to wear sandals, and I’m thrilled!
I love the style of this tee! I’m not hardcore enough to wear actual metal tees!
It’s cute with patterned pants too!
Sunglasses by Celine, jacket from J. Crew, necklace from Urban Outfitters, pants from Club Monaco,…
Wearing a little civic pride with this cute little tank from Bamboo Ballroom in Edmonton. The Whyte Ave boutique has long been one of my favourite shop local destinations, and I love that they’re branching out with their own design.
Tank top from Bamboo Ballroom, sweater and leopard belt from J. Crew, pants from H&M, bag is Marc by Marc Jacobs, sunglasses by 3.1 Phillip Lim, earrings by Kate…
I went to a pool party this weekend, and kept it simple with the Hawaiian Sunset print from J. Crew. The long sleeves on the popover were perfect for when the temperature cooled down in the evening.
The little sunglasses necklace from Marc by Marc Jacobs was my favourite touch.
Hat, shorts and top from J. Crew, bikini is so old I couldn’t even begin to guess…., necklace Marc by Marc Jacobs,…
Despite the title of this post, this is a perfect outfit for work in the summer. Most offices and work places will allow a 10 inch Bermuda short, and of course a classic black blazer.
Of course, not all workplaces may be so forgiving of a blouse with a print like this, but I’m lucky enough to work in a place that does! This is the “Vacationland” print blouse by J. Crew. And it’s almost enough…
A playsuit is my idea of a comfortable alternative to shorts and a tee shirt outfit for a casual night out. I wore this to a baseball game on Canada Day with a bunch of my coworkers.
It was hot and sunny out, so a hat and large sunglasses were required. These are the Frankie’s by Quay Eyewear.
This romper came with a ribbon tie, but I added my own belt for an extra pop.
I love this Lion King tank top from Hot Topic, but I wasn’t really sure it was something I could work into my day to day wardrobe. I guess I had forgotten the golden rule of the season, a statement necklace is the solution for everything!
I picked the J. Crew stone burst necklace, because the colours complement the shirt perfectly!
The black maxi skirt is dressier than leggings or jeans, and…
Playsuits are so trendy this year, but since it won’t really fit my work wardrobe, I didn’t want to spend a whole lot of money. I picked this one up at winners for less than $20.00.
I paired it with a sunhat and a nice leather bag to dress it up for a perfect weekend look!
My “Sweet Nothings” necklace by In God We Trust is just the right finishing touch.
I’ve always wanted to go to the Neon Museum in Las Vegas, and I finally got the chance. I wore the Cove Floral Surf Dress from J. Crew, and a pair of Cheap Monday sunglasses. I think a lot of people are put off by the fabric of this dress because it’s so unconventional, but it was perfect for a hot day, because it doesn’t wrinkle!
I’m rocking the J Crew Cove Floral print today. The drawstring pants are comfortable, and perfect for work or weekend.
The J Crew Grande Crystal Drops necklace dresses up anything! And while the pink in the tee shirt doesn’t really match the pants, they still go together.
Pants, tee and necklace by J Crew, flash aviators by Ray Bans, Petal to the Metal bag and flats by Marc by Marc Jacobs.
This is a really great spring outfit. Versatile for many reasons. It’s also the first time this year I’ve worn sandals! Granted, with a sweatshirt, but still!
The graphic print on the J. Crew vintage sweatshirt in metallic triangles detracts from the fact that it’s JUST a sweatshirt, and the boyfriend jeans give it an unexpected pop.
These sandals are my very favourite. They’re J. Crew from…
My cropped pants are certainly going the extra mile this spring. It’s too cold to have anything but your ankle uncovered, but at least I don’t feel like I’m in my winter clothes!
I’m not usually a fan of graphic tees (although I have been known to break the rule with concert tees), but under enough jewelry, and with a pair of printed pants, maybe they aren’t so bad!
While it’s true that pastels are popular for spring (and especially Easter weekend!), who says you can’t step out in something bolder?
J. Crew’s punk floral print is back, and even though the grass is still dead, and there are no leaves on the trees, it doesn’t mean I can’t be colourful!
The Classic Lady Trinity watch by Daniel Wellington has been my go-to accessory for the last few weeks, and…
No sign of green grass yet, so I’m adding a springy vibe with this citrus print sweater. Midi skirts are really in this spring, I’m still wearing mine with tights….
Paired with the J. Crew Stone Burst necklace for a bit of colour.
Sweater and necklace from J. Crew, midi skirt by Bettie Page, shoes by Fly London, Speedy 30 bag by Louis Vuitton, Wayfarers by Ray Bans.
