#jack shephard
christian: hey kiddo, sport, champ, chicken wing
jack: [crying] my name is jack
christian: THATS IT! why did i keep thinking “scott” [laughs] who the hell is scott? anyways happy birthday jimmy
jack: [is five years old]
Kate: Jack is such a weirdo. I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him
Sun: Well… you don’t have to
Kate: Nah, I’m gonna
Jack: Fire at will!
Kate: Which one’s Will?
Jack: I don’t care!
Kate: Roger.
Sawyer: Who’s Roger?
Jack: We can’t all be social butterflies, Kate. For some of us, interacting with organisms is difficult
Kate: It might help if you stopped calling it ‘interacting with organisms’
Kate: You can’t expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach
Jack: I’d prefer you didn’t stab anyone at all
Jack: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you just blindly follow them?
Charlie: Which friend? Was it Hurley?
Jack: What? No-
Charlie, diving off the cliff: Hurley, I’m coming!
Sun: Jack would throw himself in front of a moving car for you
Kate: Jack would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun
Jack: I have created a new rule
Jack: No more stupid plans
Jack: And before you ask what qualifies as stupid, ask yourself this
Jack: Who would you go to to get permission?
Jack: If the answer is Kate, then it’s a stupid plan
Jack: If the answer is Sayid, then it’s probably okay
Jack: I was arrested for being too cool
Kate: The charges were dropped for lack of supporting evidence
Jack: When I first met you, I did not like you
Locke: I’m aware of that
Jack: But then you and I had some time together
Locke: Uh-huh?
Jack: It did not get better
Charlie: Here’s some advice
Jack: I didn’t ask for any
Charlie: Too bad. I’m stuck here with my thoughts and you’re the only one who talks to me
Hurley: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them
Jack: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up
Kate: Knitting needles are great. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab someone’s eyes out, I can make mittens
Jack: What was that middle one???
Kate: I can make a hat
Charlie: So, what’s the plan for tonight?
Hurley: Are you sure you want to talk about the P-A-R-T-Y directly in front of J-A-C-K?
Jack, sarcastically: It’s times like this I sure wish I could spell
Locke, with great delight: Oh, Jack’s gonna hate this
Kate: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Jack: *raises hand*
Sawyer: *puts Jack’s hand down*
Kate: Do I have a crush on Claire Littleton? Of course not!
Jack: Uh… I didn’t ask you that
Aries : Jack Shepard
Taurus : Sayid Jarrah
Gemini : Kate Austen
Cancer : Desmond Hume
Leo : John Locke
Virgo : Jacob
Libra : Claire Littleton
Scorpio : Hugo Reyes
Sagittarius : Ben Linus
Capricon : James Sawyer Ford
Aquarius : Charlie Pace
Pisces : Sun-Hwa Kwon
