#jade harley

homestuck acknowledgement day

[Image description: A collection of rough, coloured sketches of Homestuck characters, mostly depicting characters or scenes from Homestuck^2.

In the top left is Yiffy, swearing profusely while Candy!Jade clasps her hands and says “I’m so proud of her.” Yiffy is labeled ‘Best Character’.

In the top right is Terezi in her Meat outfit, happily traipsing along with her tongue out.

Middle-left is Harry Anderson, Floating along with a tape measure drawn.

Dead middle is John/June Egbert, floating aimlessly in god-tier jammies with a trans flag in one hand. The words 'April 13th’ are squished between the skethces.

Right-middle is Vriska and Vrissy. Vriska says “Alright, let’s 8e child soldiers, l8l.” with her hands on her hips. Vrissy says “ha ha, I’m in d8nger.”

Bottom-left is two sketches of Karkat and Dave. In the first, Dave is looking up at Karkat, seated on a washing machine, saying “wonk.” In the next, Karkat takes off his shades and says “Take these stupid things off and wonk at me properly, you fucking cretin,” making Dave blush furiously.

Bottom-right is Tavros Crocker, sitting with his head in his hands with a caption that says 'wishing his aunt/sister was a better kidnapper.’ End description.]

Happy birth June hope things get better for ya soon.

jade and her bsbf (best soyboy friend)

Rose as Hannibal Lecter and Jade as Will Graham

jojo strider

andrew hussie be like “mom said it’s my turn making an awful homestuck adaptation” *makes homestuck 2*

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so. like. Jade Harley. stuffed the corpse of her guardian. does she think that’s like, a perfectly ordinary and common funeral arrangement? does she realize how weird that is? bc i was thinking like, what happens when Bro strider dies? does Jade, perhaps in a moment ot gentle compassion offer to help Dave with stuffing his brother? what about John and Rose with Dad Egbert and momlonde?

Jade and Dave, standing together on that giant record, staring at Bro’s corpse:

GG: it might take some work but I can stitch up the sword hole

TG: what

GG: for when you stuff him

GG: you’ll need to stitch up the sword hole probably

TG: what

GG: i mean, do you want help?

GG: I hope I’m not being presumptuous by offering.

GG: stuffing your guardian is a pretty private part of the grieving process.

TG:what

GG: though actually the sword hole is well placed, you wont even need to open up a new area you can probably empty him out and fill him up mostly through that wound.

GG: minimize visible scars in the corpse from the whole process.

TG: Jade what the flying French fuck taking a cinematic dive off the sanity boat into the river of crazytown are you talking about

gardenGnostic began pestering tentacleTherapistandturntechGodhead

GG: come on Rose back me up, stuffing corpses is a perfectly ordinary funeral arrangement!

TT: …

TG: you see what I’ve been dealing with here, Rose?

TT: now now, Dave, you shouldn’t dismiss the practice out of hand, despite its… peculiarities.

TT: perhaps Jade has a point, and this would be an important part of processing your grief

TG: you cannot be serious.

TG: i am not going to fill Bro with soft and fluffy fabric like he’s some kind of

TG: deluxe grade smuppet made to order for only the finest and richest of puppet sucking assholes

GG: :(

GG: I don’t understand why you’re making such a big deal out of this!

GG: I stuffed my own Grandpa.

GG: Just like he stuffed a future version of myself and kept it in the upstairs laboratory.

TT: what

TG: what

GG: it’s longstanding family tradition! i bet John would back me up.

GG: it’s not some weird puppet fetish!!! :(

TG: no wait can we go back second here

TG: im all for enriching cultural exchange

TG: love hearing about this crazy corpse stuffing tradition

TG: but i think we should spend more than a single passing message

TG: on the corpse of your future self you have in your attic

TT: I concur.

GG: ugh you guys that’s not a big deal that’s been up there since as long as i can remember.