#jaune x bleiss
Not According To Plan
Bleiss, getting bent over by Jaune in the classroom: “You like this, Goodwitch!? You can’t stop it! Fight the power!”
Goodwitch, adjusting her glasses: “Young lady, did you bring ass for the rest of the class?”
Everyone in the class gets an evil glint in their eye and start rising from seats.
Bleiss: “E-Excuse me?”
Glynda: “You heard me.” *raises her crop* “I can even keep you in place…”
Bleiss:…*adjusts herself and sits back down, paler than usual* “I’ll be good.”
Glynda: “That’s what I thought.”
Same Shit, Different Bowl o’ Cereal
Jaune: “Your ass is about to be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory!”
Bleiss: “You promise?”
Jaune: … “I don’t know why I thought that threat would work.”
Student Interviews
Glynda: “So, what is something outside of class that interests you?”
Bleiss: “Well, I like blowing bubbles.”
Glynda: … “Did not expect that, but okay then.”
-later-
Glynda: “And you’re confident you’ll be able to finish the year with above-average scores?”
Jaune: “Yes ma'am! My nickname here is Bubbles, cause I’m always rising to the top!”
Glynda: “Yes, very funny.”
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Glynda: “Wait a minute.”
The List
Jaune is walking down a hallway, turning the corner he bumps into Bleiss and she drops a big list.
Jaune: I’m so sorry, Bleiss. I didn’t pay attention. Let me-
Bleiss: Oh no, I just dropped my “People I wanna fuck”list~
Jaune looks at the list and sees that it’s just his name written multiple times.
Bleiss: Gosh, I am so clumsy~
Jaune:Whose Bitchbreaker?
Bleiss: That’d be you, cute nickname right?
Jaune: And Womb Beater?
Bleiss: Second verse, same as the first?
Jaune:Daddy?
Bleiss: Darling do I really need to explain every nickname I’ve come up with?
Jaune: Okay, but Throat Spliter, really?
Jaune: Oh, I like this one!
Bleiss: Really? I just wrote that as a joke after Thunder Thighs suggested it.
Jaune: But it’s cute. Can you call me this some time?
Bleiss: Fine, if that’s what you want… my darling Bunny Boy~.
Jaune: Wait, Tripod? Really?
Bleiss: What? Your dick is so big that you can lean on it.
Jaune: this is sounds like a comic book character.
Bleiss: yes it does but I know you’ll be my pussy’s hero “cervix buster”!
The List
Jaune is walking down a hallway, turning the corner he bumps into Bleiss and she drops a big list.
Jaune: I’m so sorry, Bleiss. I didn’t pay attention. Let me-
Bleiss: Oh no, I just dropped my “People I wanna fuck”list~
Jaune looks at the list and sees that it’s just his name written multiple times.
Bleiss: Gosh, I am so clumsy~
Jaune:Whose Bitchbreaker?
Bleiss: That’d be you, cute nickname right?
Jaune: And Womb Beater?
Bleiss: Second verse, same as the first?
Jaune:Daddy?
Bleiss: Darling do I really need to explain every nickname I’ve come up with?
Jaune: Okay, but Throat Spliter, really?
Jaune: Oh, I like this one!
Bleiss: Really? I just wrote that as a joke after Thunder Thighs suggested it.
Jaune: But it’s cute. Can you call me this some time?
Bleiss: Fine, if that’s what you want… my darling Bunny Boy~.
Jaune: Wait, Tripod? Really?
Bleiss: What? Your dick is so big that you can lean on it.
Bleiss: Give up bitches. You don’t stand a chance against me for my Darling, since I have something that you don’t.
Yang: Oh yeah, and that will be?
Bleiss: (showing her scroll screen in a specific chat) Mama Arc’s own approval!
Jaune: …How did you get my mom’s number?
The List
Jaune is walking down a hallway, turning the corner he bumps into Bleiss and she drops a big list.
Jaune: I’m so sorry, Bleiss. I didn’t pay attention. Let me-
Bleiss: Oh no, I just dropped my “People I wanna fuck”list~
Jaune looks at the list and sees that it’s just his name written multiple times.
Bleiss: Gosh, I am so clumsy~
