beaconbabes:

jaune-arc-the-stud-king:

Your ship nickname for Jauned*ck

Yang: Dragon Slayer~ Rawr.~

Raven: Baby Maker.

Summer: Yummy~

Winter: eh-hem……The Kings Scepter….

Bleiss: Darling’s Bitchbreaker

NeoText:‘Smoli-Breaker’

Ruby:His Cocktana

Weiss:'Ahem’Arc’s Arc-///-

Blake: His Breeding Meat-///-

Pyrrha: H-His Womb Beater! >///<

Penny:Error-Error, because that is all I see once we’re done and I’ve short circuited.

Neon: Of Fuck, I mean that’s all I can say when he whips it out

Glynda:My Stress Reliever of course

Sienna: Simple, Mine

Not According To Plan

Bleiss, getting bent over by Jaune in the classroom: “You like this, Goodwitch!? You can’t stop it! Fight the power!”

Goodwitch, adjusting her glasses: “Young lady, did you bring ass for the rest of the class?”

Everyone in the class gets an evil glint in their eye and start rising from seats.

Bleiss: “E-Excuse me?”

Glynda: “You heard me.” *raises her crop* “I can even keep you in place…”

Bleiss:…*adjusts herself and sits back down, paler than usual* “I’ll be good.”

Glynda: “That’s what I thought.”

Student Interviews

Glynda: “So, what is something outside of class that interests you?”

Bleiss: “Well, I like blowing bubbles.”

Glynda: … “Did not expect that, but okay then.”

-later-

Glynda: “And you’re confident you’ll be able to finish the year with above-average scores?”

Jaune: “Yes ma'am! My nickname here is Bubbles, cause I’m always rising to the top!”

Glynda: “Yes, very funny.”

.

Glynda: “Wait a minute.”

*gross sobbing*

LOOK AT THEMMMM

THE MOM AND DAD OF BEACON ACADEMY EVERYONE AND THEY LOOK BADASS AND CLASSY AS HELL!

Tagging my friends because are we surprised at this point?

@blackfliesinbluesugar@maripr@brunswickfarms@the-wonderful-imp-of-ozcar@collectingsparechangemadeeasy1@hyperfixation-hideout

milfenjoyer15:

more rwby textposts, enjoy

RWBY - Glynda teaches her new Anatomy Class!

(Art by Sinccubi)

Jaune:*Glares at Yang and Blake giggling and feeding each other finger foods*

*Jaune runs up, flips the table over scattering food and making the two girls jump before running away - escaping through their 23rd floor window*

—————–

Ruby:Mmmmm.*Is kissed*

Oscar:*Pulls back from kiss, smiling gently*

Jaune:*Irritated*

Oscar:*Steps back* How about we take Jaune home, baby?

Jaune:*RKO outta nowhere’s Oscar*

Ruby:*Shrieks*What the heck, Jaune!?

Jaune:*Is too busy being a viper, hissing and staring at the unconscious Oscar’s body*

—————–

Glynda:*Laughs cheerfully into scroll* Oh Bart–

*Jaune angrily runs up and slaps her scroll to the ground, stomps it into pieces, glares at her and then proceeds to sprint out of the rebuilding Vale*

—————–

Nora:HA! You’re no match for Renny and me’s sick combos, fearless leader! *Button mashes as Ren smiles next to her*

Ren:*Rubs Nora’s back*

Jaune:*Triggered af, proceeds to fall back on years of video gaming and utterly destroys them both*

Nora:Awww. We’re dead, Renny.

Ren:I wouldn’t have it any other way than together, Nora. *Nora tears up*

*Glass shatters as Jaune chucks the console out the window and dives out of it like a professional swimmer*

—————– 

Weiss:*Excitedly*And then he actually proposed! Right there, with the sunset and the waves crashing on the beach and *tears up a bit* it was just so romantic of him.

Sun:Gotta give it to my boy, conquering the ocean for his girl is pretty cool.

Neptune:*Blushes*

*Jaune has had enough of the engagement party, flings glass of wine at Weiss whose mouth drops open as she drips with it and steals Sun’s glass from a stunned hand, does the same to Neptune*

Jaune: Good day! *Storms off*

—————–

Raven:*Uncomfortable, embarrassed* You actually mean that, don’t you?

Tai:*Very serious* Do you think I’d joke about something like this, Rae?

*Raven looks sad, but hopeful. Jaune, who was busy digging up a tree for Tai felt his blood boil and chucked a huge amount of dirt at the two of them*

Tai:*Yells and falls into his house*

Raven:*Spitting, yanking at the chest of her top before freezing* MY HAIR!!!

*Jaune runs*

—————–

Qrow:*Clapping Winter’s cheeks*

Winter:*Getting clapped and loving it*

Jaune:*Enters room, freezes*

Also Jaune: *Aims scroll at the two and takes a picture*

Qrow:What the fuck!? *Trying to hide his dick*

Winter:*Lets out a little scream and tries to pull pants up* N-no, please, delete it - aaahhhh, he’s leaving! *Sprints after him*

—————–

Maria: Ahh, I’ve been waiting all day for this.

*Happily eating pistachio ice cream cone*

Jaune:*Angrily smacks her cone to the sidewalk, splattering and shattering it* Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!

—————– 

Jaune:*Walking into his apartment after several annoying days angrily* –with that shit, I ain’t even gonna play with that shit! If I can’t be happy, in love or getting laid then nobody can!

Jaune:

Jaune:*Looks at Neo stretched across his couch, laying there and sleeping peacefully beneath a big, comfy pink blanket with her hair mussed from sleep and looking adorable*

Jaune:*Realizes*Oh shit! I forgot I amhappy, in love and am getting laid on a regular basis! *Slaps himself in the face* Fuck. Equality for all. Forgive me, adorable love of my life, but Mama Arc didn’t raise no bitch!

*Runs at Neo, who wakes up bleary eyed and to the sight of Jaune doing a front flip towards her tiny, sleepy frame*

—————– 

Jaune:And that’s how I wound up in the hospital. I senton’d my girlfriend, Neo roundhouse kicked me in the head and then put me through the kitchen table and I’m very sorry.

Neo:*Nods grumpily*

Everyone Jaune Fucked With:Good.*Walks off because they’re still pissed*

Jaune:*Sighs* I’m going to be kissing so much ass and not all of it’s gonna be yours, Neo.

Neo:*Pokes him in a broken rib*

Jaune: Ow! I deserved that. Oh. I deserve it. *Winces*Ohhhh. I’m on the couch, aren’t I?

Neo:*Holds a finger up*

Jaune:Awww man, a month? *Neo gives him an ‘are you serious right now?’ face* Yeah alright. Stupid brain, always getting me in trouble.

——————————————————————————– 

Hey, look who wrote Snowbird into one of these despite not liking Snowbird at all.

Glynda:*Impatient*And where might Mr. Arc be then, students? Does he think he’s exempt from my classes?

Pyrrha:*Panicked*No!

Weiss:*Also panicked but mostly because she doesn’t want to be lumped in with Jaune* Of course not! That dunce is–

Nora:*Stands, slams her fists into her desk* Obviously he’s doing extra credit and wants to make sure it’s up to par!

Ren:*Squints at Nora from the corner of his eyes, very quietly* And where’s that kind of quick thinking when we were being run out of another village?

Glynda:*Unimpressed* Miss Valkyrie, I haven’t assignedany extra credit.

Nora:*Stubbornly* Then that’s on you!

Glynda:*From unimpressed to baffled in 0.3 seconds* Wha– How!?

Nora:*Speaking as if explaining to a toddler* Obviously Jaune thought there was extra credit! If you were more clear and concise with your explanations we wouldn’t be having this problem!

Weiss:*Moaning into her hands, seeing a mark on her permanent record*

Ruby:*Terrified of the outcome*

Yang:*Impressed*

Blake:*Looks to Ren who seems bored and a shocked Pyrrha*

Glynda:*Collects herself* Enough. If Jaune Arc isn’t here– *Goes silent as the rest of the previously entranced class start giggling*

Jaune: Hey, sorry I’m late! *Weiss gasps*

Jaune:*Wearing a carbon copy of Glynda’s outfit*

Glynda:*Rapidly goes red* W-what in the world–

Jaune:*Nods resolutely* Pyrrha told me I should follow my Dad’s advice this morning with a problem I was having, but Dad also never gave me too much advice when it comes to girls! *Spreads arms* So I wore this to apologize about that whole thing the other night!

Glynda:*Red, horrified*Wha-no-ssshhh!! *Ignores murmuring* You-no-this isn’t… *Sees students staring, comes up with the perfect lie* What advice is that, Mr. Arc? What could t-this possibly do to make up for the fact that you broke the strap off my purse when serving detention?

Jaune:*Proudly* ‘You are what you eat!’ *Grins charmingly*

Pyrrha: *Broken inside and out* What.

*Weiss slumps into her seat in soul crushing defeat, Blake is blushing up a storm, Ruby’s thinking hard, Nora cackles and proceeds to thump her chest before giving Jaune a peace sign, Ren tries not to stare*

Yang:*Respectful awe* Holy shit vomit boy, nice!

Glynda:*Surrounded by purple aura, floor shatters as her semblance activates and she charges at Jaune, blushing and enraged*

Jaune:*Runs away screaming*

Jaune:*From down the hallway* How could you betray me like this, father!?

Ruby:*Realizes what Jaune meant,blushes and hides her face in her cloak* OH!

Soul: Power Trip

Yang:*Stretches arms above head, draws classmates attention* So…anybody know why tall, blonde and goofy looks so chill up there?

Pyrrha:*Crosses arms* I’m…uncertain. Jaune was quite instrumental in our takedown of the Grimm at initiation and I have no doubt he’ll impress us here as well, but…well perhaps–

Weiss:*Scoffs* Well if he ‘flirts’ *sarcastic airquotes* as well as he does fight then at least we won’t have to wait long for that Winchester oaf to end this.

Pyrrha:*Glares but says nothing*

Ruby: I-I don’t really wanna agree with Weiss on this one, but she might be right. Jaune doesn’t even carry a weapon.

*Weiss throws up her hands and scowls*

Pyrrha:*Trying to defend Jaune* Even still, Jaune showed a good grasp of group tactics. *Uncertain* Maybe he fights differently than us?

Yang:*Immediately bored* Oh yay. So he’s gonna talk his way to a win.

Blake:*Eyes on the stage as Glynda explains*Thereismore than one way to win a battle, Yang. And to be fair, he doesn’t look like he’s even remotely worried. *Eyes narrow* He almost looks bored. *To Nora and Ren* Did you two see how he fought in initiation?

Nora:*Grins* Nope! Way too busy crushing Grimm into paste and flyin’ around!

Weiss:*Looking really grouchy* Lovely. How interesting–

Ren:*Quietly* He’s fast.

Weiss:*Snaps at him* What?

Ren:Jaune. He was fast. Not as fast as Ruby but when the Deathstalker tried to get him with its stinger, Jaune only saw it about two seconds before it would have killed him and he dodged it and directed Pyrrha towards the stinger. *Looks back at the stage* The reflexes, reaction time and speed to pull that off is a bit unnerving, even for a future Huntsman, but it also suggests Jaune knows how to fight.

*The two teams are now quiet, even Weiss who is now actually looking at Jaune*

Cardin:*Sneers* Don’t worry too much, Jauney boy. I can’t make this painless but it’ll definitely be quick. *RDL laughs nearby*

Jaune:*Says nothing, just stands there in his jeans and his bunny hoodie with a long sleeved orange shirt beneath it and white surgical gloves covering his hands, a white surgical mask over his face*

Glynda: –with that said, are there any questions from our combatants?

Jaune:*When Cardin remains silent* Is this an assessment of our skill or a display?

Glynda:*A bit taken aback at the blunt tone* Excuse me?

Jaune:*Sighs tiredly, puts dull blue eyes on Glynda* This fight.

Glynda:*Perturbed* Both, Mr. Arc. But we do not expect to see the full scope of your capabilities as a Huntsman in just one fight, if that’s what you’re asking.

Jaune:*Just looks back at Cardin, removes his right glove and holds it it in his other hand*

Glynda:If that is all *steps back* then begin!

Cardin:*Shoots forward*Don’t worry, bunny boy, I’m sure next fight you’ll get to show off all that 'skill’ of yours!

*Despite being only a foot away and about to bring his mace down, Cardin isn’t fast enough*

Jaune:*Inside only a second or two, Jaune crouches down and moves forward in the same instant and places two fingers on Cardin’s neck*

Cardin:The fuck was tha–GGGKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! *Trails off into a scream as his flesh seems to suddenly grow large goosebumps, which rapidly become large bubbles*

*Shocked screams from the audience*

Cardin:*Explodes into a massive shower of gore, his upper half missing and leaving only his legs*

Glynda: *So shocked that she just stares in horror as the students start panicking*

Random Student: Oh gods, h-he killedhim!

Random Student #2: Somebody call the headmaster, no the police!

Jaune:*Deeply irritated* Calm down. *People gape and Jaune sighs, leans forward and touches Cardin’s blood*

*Instead of frantic screams of terror, disgust and anger there is now dead silence as Cardin brutally reforms and gasps, pales and falls on his ass, crabwalking backwards and beginning to hyperventilate while staring at Jaune*

Jaune:*Melancholy*Still so disgusting. *Puts on glove, to Glynda* That’s my win. *Walks off*

Cardin:*Scampers closer to Glynda who’s staring at her scroll and then at Cardin, Cardin is suddenly almost polite* T-the hell was that, Arc?

Jaune:*Shoulders slumped* My semblance. It’s matter manipulation. Anything I touch I can disassemble or reassemble into anything I want. If I want to destroy, I destroy. If I want to create, I create. If I want to reshape matter into something else, the sky’s the limit. *Stops before a pale Pyrrha, a solemn looking Ren with widened eyes and a fidgeting, nervous Nora* Or if I want to revive the dead, I revive the dead. *Shrugs* Family was attacked when I was young. I was hurt. Mother unlocked my aura just in time for me to see some White Fang asshole pulp her skull with his mace. When you’re 6 years old and just watched your mother die, the only thing your soul wants is to save her.

*Blake shifts uneasily, looking away while Yang has an arm around a stunned, terrified Ruby’s shoulders with a complicated look on her face and Weiss can’t stop staring at the boy she dismissed, a hand over her mouth since she was close to vomiting*

Jaune:*Sighs again* Do whatever you want with that information. It makes no difference to me. I’m used to Overhaul.

Weiss:*Shakily*O-Overhaul?

Jaune:*Slouches into a seat* My semblance. It’s called Overhaul.

——————————————————————————

One final post for the day. I like the idea of different semblances and the impact they would have on a character. For those unaware, this is a quirk from My Hero Academia called Overhaul, used by a character of the same name.

I’m well aware it doesn’t really work as a semblance since semblances don’t really work the same way as quirks; but this is just for fun.

And in this case, I think if Jaune hadOverhaul as his semblance, his behavior makes sense. This would be a Jaune who’s seen his mother die at a young age, revived her and then since his semblance is tied to his soul and his emotions can effect that (Yang getting angry and activating Burn), he’s probably accidentally killed a lot of people, possibly including his family (hence the gloves). So he’s just kind of depressed, a bit done with everything, has never really faced any challenges and is a little bit adverse to the messes he makes (I can’t imagine getting blood in your mouth being a pleasant experience).

He’s no Overhaul, but he’s not a fan of the germs. He’s also flippant, cold and aloof not to mention big with the reflexes/RT/speed and would be hard to get along with, I think, even if he’s the same lovable goof he is in canon beneath layers of trauma.

I could picture either either Nora or Ruby really being the one to help Jaune the most, although I think Yang could be a good enough of a friend after a time to do the same.

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Vendetta of the Empty: Tales of The Remnant Heirs

Chapter 7: I Can’t Be A…

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38550774/chapters/98755263

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Qorbyn was fine with attending beacon, with being on a team.

But will she be fine when she’s appointed to team leader by her own father?

Hello! I hope you all enjoyed Chapter 7 (Technically 8) of Vendetta of The Empty!

Life has been pretty wild recently, and I found out I’ve got some nasty extended family and some nasty health problems. So things might be a bit more slow for the time being.

Anyways I hope you all enjoyed the chapter! Make sure to leave a comment and some kudos!

(Banner is made by the lovely @did-i-do-this-write)

chingxdrawsthings:

ozpin and glynda but they’re BIRDS

oddlyhale:

When the only person that asks James how he’s doing is somebody that we also haven’t seen in years except for one glimpse in V8.

I know Glynda meant for the trust talk to be about James and Ozpin, but I do think he extended that to everybody else once he met him again in V7. He didn’t seem to have a problem trusting the kids and Qrow anymore - so far as to never question them any further.

Knowing James, he tries thinking ahead than presently, so that’s just a theory of mine.

4KIDS: RUBY GIRLS!

dam1994s:

smh0217:

Professor Port: What frightens you most in the world?

Jaune, mumbling:Pfsr Gowch.

Professor Port: I’m sorry?

Jaune: Professor Goodwitch.

*the classroom is filled with the laughter of the other students*

Professor Port: Professor Goo- yes, she frightens all.

Port:Now what I want you to do is think of happy thoughts. This is a effective albeit simple way to lower negativity in the fields.

Jaune: Oh, okay…

Port: Fabulous work my boy, the Beowulf can’t even see you anymore.

Jaune: Oh, thanks.

Port: Now then, mind telling us what inspired such positivity?

Jaune:… Do, do I have to?

Port:Yes, now speak up.

Jaune:G-Gly-‘mumble’…-///-

Port:What was that?

Jaune:Glynda!>///<

Port:Oh, but didn’t she scare you?

Jaune:Well yeah she’s scary but have you seen her! She gots tits like Yang-

Port:Um boy perhaps you shouldn’t say that out lou-

Jaune: And a ass like Blake’s but in a pencil skirt which is like a hundred times sexier >///<

Port:Oh dear, it appears he’s rambling.

Jaune: Her legs are as long as Pyr’s and have you seen her eyes! I mean yeah, your heart freezes when she glares at you but it skips a beat if you look into them too! >///<

Port:I see…

Jaune:I’m a healthy young man dammit, how can I not see her and think she isn’t the embodiment of hot! >///<

Port: Are you done?

Jaune:‘Pant’ Y-yeah, I think so…

Port: Good… Miss Goodwitch, please be merciful to the lad at least.

Jaune:What!?O///O

Glynda: Mister Arc, my office! Now!

Jaune: Oh cheeseburgers!

Port: Do be gentle with you biggest fan

Glynda:>///<