jaune from episode 11 !!! those little poses he made were rly cute >.<

Another Satisfied Customer.

Nora: Jaune, I’m hungry. Feed me!

Jaune: I’m sorry, Nora, but I don’t have any food.

Nora: And the food you gave Ruby?

Jaune: Umm… that wasn’t food.

Nora: I don’t care! Give it to me!

Jaune: But Nora…

Nora: Give it to me!!

Moments later

Nora: Oh Fuck!!~

Jaune: Do you feel full already?

Nora: Aah!~ I do, but I need dessert~ Give it to me!!

Jaune: Ok, here comes the stuffing~

Nora: Oh God!~ You’re filling me up so fucking good!~

All according to plan.

Jaune: Blake, stop sitting on me! I am not a chair!

Blake: But you are so comfortable~

Jaune: I don’t care. How would you feel if I treated you like an object?

Blake: You don’t have the guts.

Jaune: Excuse me!

Blake: You heard me. What are you going to do about it?~

Moments later:

Blake: OH FUCK! You are huge!!~

Jaune: Is this what you wanted?! That I punish you with my big cock?!

Blake: Fuck Yes!! Teach a lesson, master!~

Jaune: Oh, I’m going to give you more than just a lesson, you horny fucking cat. *bites her ear*

Blake:*Melts in pleasure* Oh god yes!!!~

She didn’t expect that.

Weiss: Do you want me to believe that you know how to pleasure a woman? Ha! Don’t make me laugh.

Jaune: Wanna bet?

Weiss: And what do I gain by doing that?

Jaune: If you win, I’ll be your servant for a year.

Weiss: And if you win? Even though we know it won’t happen.

Jaune: If I win, you’ll go out on a date with me.

Weiss: Deal! I hope you’re ready to wear a maid outfit.

Moments later:

Weiss: Please, stop! Aah!~ This is too much for me! Shit!~

Jaune: Say it

Weiss: Never! Mmm!~

Jaune: Say it!!

Weiss: Fuck!~ You win, okay! I’ll go out on a date with you! But please, cum in me already!

Jaune: As you wish, Mmm~

Weiss: OH FUUUCK!~

Enjoying Dessert

Ruby: Jaune, can you make a cream pie?

Jaune: A creampie?! Well… *Blushing*Yes

Ruby: Great, can you do one for me?

Jaune: What?!!

Ruby:*Puppy eyes*Please~

Jaune: If that is what you want.

Moments later:

Ruby: Fuck~ I told you a Cream Pie, not a Creampie! Ahh~

Jaune: So you want me to stop?

Ruby: Don’t you fucking dare! Mmm~

For My Team

In an illegal underground coliseum, Jaune fights to get money for his team.

Jaune: AAH!! *Cuts a Grim in half*

Lil’ Miss Malachite: Do it again!

Jaune: What?

Lil’ Miss Malachite: Do it again!… But naked.

Jaune: No!

Lil’ Miss Malachite:*She pulls out a big bag of money*

Jaune: ?

Lil’ Miss Malachite:*She pulls out a much bigger bag of money*

Jaune:*Naked*

The Right Motivation.

Ruby: Jaune, you are amazing! How did you convince Neo to join our side?

Jaune: I just had to use the right motivation.

The motivation:

Jaune: Fuck!~

Neo:*mute gasp*

Jaune: What do you say, will you help us?

Neo:

Jaune: Please. We can do this more often if you do~

Neo:

Jaune:*Smiles* I promise.

Neo: ❤️‍

Jaune: Excellent, welcome to the team. *Spanks her ass*

Neo:

Thank you for Trying

AtTeam JNPR’s room.

Nora: The mail is here!

Nora started handing everyone their mail. To Ren she handed him his herbal tea subscriptions, to Pyrrha she handed some letters from her fans, and to Jaune she handed him some letters from his family and a red envelope that looks special.

Everyone looks happy, well Pyrrha felt uncomfortable with what they wrote to her, but everyone else felt happy. Then Jaune read the letter that was in the envelope and got sad.

Nora: What’s wrong fearless leader?

Jaune: It’s nothing.

Nora: Come on, tell me.

Jaune: It’s nothing.

Pyrrha: But you look a bit disappointed?

Jaune:*sigh* I tried to be part of a club but they didn’t accept me.

Ren: What kind of club?

Jaune: I’d rather not talk about that.

Inadvertently Nora takes the envelope from her hand and she runs around the room.

Jaune:*Runs after her* Nora! Give it back!

Nora: I just want to know what the club is about.

Jaune: Don’t read it!!

Suddenly Team Rwby enters the room.

Ruby: What’s going on?

Nora: Jaune wasn’t accepted into a club and he doesn’t want to tell us what he is. So I’m going to read what they sent him.

Jaune: Nora no!!!

Yang: I want to hear that. *Stops Jaune with a head lock* Read it!

Jaune: No!!

Nora:*Pulls out the letter*“Mr Arc, my name is Phil from the small wiener club.”

Ruby:*trying not to laugh* Small wiener club?

Nora:“We review your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that we cannot allow you to join our Club”

Yang:*Teasing* Is your little friend too small, Jaune?

Nora:“From what we look at, your wiener is massive.”

Yang: Excuse me?

Nora:“I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glue a forearm to the bottom of your torso”

Weiss:*Blushing* That sounds…

Nora:“You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and that’s not even mentioning how fat your nuts are”

Blake:*Blushing* Is that possible?

Nora:“But it does appear that you’re going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. Thank you for trying and the best of luck to you.”

Jaune:*Covering his face* This is so embarrassing.

Pyrrha:*Blushing* Tha-That’s all in the letter?

Nora: Well…. Oh, there are photos inside the envelope!

Ruby/Pyrrha: LET ME SEE!!!!

Jaune: NOOO!!!!!

howlingday:

dam1994s:

juanarc-thethird:

The List

Jaune is walking down a hallway, turning the corner he bumps into Bleiss and she drops a big list.

Jaune: I’m so sorry, Bleiss. I didn’t pay attention. Let me-

Bleiss: Oh no, I just dropped my “People I wanna fuck”list~

Jaune looks at the list and sees that it’s just his name written multiple times.

Bleiss: Gosh, I am so clumsy~

Jaune:Whose Bitchbreaker?

Bleiss: That’d be you, cute nickname right?

Jaune: And Womb Beater?

Bleiss: Second verse, same as the first?

Jaune:Daddy?

Bleiss: Darling do I really need to explain every nickname I’ve come up with?

Jaune: Okay, but Throat Spliter, really?

Jaune: Oh, I like this one!

Bleiss: Really? I just wrote that as a joke after Thunder Thighs suggested it.

Jaune: But it’s cute. Can you call me this some time?

Bleiss: Fine, if that’s what you want… my darling Bunny Boy~.

Jaune: Wait, Tripod? Really?

Bleiss: What? Your dick is so big that you can lean on it.

mrrayneysstuff:

Bleiss: Give up bitches. You don’t stand a chance against me for my Darling, since I have something that you don’t.

Yang: Oh yeah, and that will be?

Bleiss: (showing her scroll screen in a specific chat) Mama Arc’s own approval!

Jaune: …How did you get my mom’s number?

The List

Jaune is walking down a hallway, turning the corner he bumps into Bleiss and she drops a big list.

Jaune: I’m so sorry, Bleiss. I didn’t pay attention. Let me-

Bleiss: Oh no, I just dropped my “People I wanna fuck”list~

Jaune looks at the list and sees that it’s just his name written multiple times.

Bleiss: Gosh, I am so clumsy~

Take the Hint, Jaune

Jaune: Nora, I need your opinion on something.

Nora: Ok what’s up?

Jaune: Well, I think Pyrrha’s acting a bit weird.

Nora: Why do you say that?

Jaune: Well, the other day we went to the mall to watch a movie. On the way out we walked for a while and she said some very random comments.

Nora: Like?

Jaune: Well…

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Pyrrha: *Watching some children playing in a playground* They looked so happy. Jaune, don’t you wanna be a parent one day?

Jaune: Yeah, one day.

Pyrrha: Did you know that I’m obulating right now?

Jaune: I didn’t know that.

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Jaune: After that she stopped at a baby store.

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Pyrrha: Look how cute this crib is.

Jaune: It looks good.

Pyrrha: Now that I notice it. Your strong arms could carry babies so well.

Jaune: You think so?

Pyrrha: Yep. In fact, you look so fertile today~

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Jaune: After that we went back home, I got ready to go play soccer with the boys. Before I left she stopped me and told me….

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Pyrrha: You’re spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me~

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Nora: What did you say to her?

Jaune: I said “Maybe”?

Nora:*Angry* You said “maybe”?!!

Jaune: I’m sorry! I didn’t know what to say, it was something out of nowhere! I didn’t expect that! I don’t know what to do!

Nora: I’ll tell you what you have to do. You go back to your wife and you breed her!! Fill her belly with your babies and don’t stop until she tells you to! Understood?!!!!

Jaune: Yes ma'am!

Nora: Good. Now go fuck your wife!

Jaune: Yes Ma'am!!! *Runs off*

Nora: and make me the godmother of your babies!!! I hope he heard me.

Small but Dangerous.

Ruby: How can you hang out with Neo?!

Jaune: She’s not that bad.

Neo:

Ruby: She tried to kill us.

Jaune: That was in the past. Now she is on our side. She wouldn’t hurt anyone. *Petting Neo’s head*Right?

Neo:

Jaune: You see, she wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Neo:(Wait till you let your guard down, you tasty stud. Your friends won’t save you, I’ll fuck you good )

juanarc-thethird:

Jaune at The Carnival part 1

Neptune:*Working in a kissing booth* Hey Jaune, can you help me for a moment?

Jaune: What do you need?

Neptune: Can you cover me while I go to the bathroom?

Jaune: I don’t think it’s a good idea.

Neptune: Is fine, business is slow anyway.

Jaune: I still don’t thi-

Neptune:*Leaves* Thanks Jaune, you are the best.

Jaune:*sighs and gets into the booth* Well, not that I have to worry about someone-

Pyrrha appears dropping bags full of lien on the table.

Jaune: -coming

Pyrrha:*With a face ready for battle* Is tongue extra?

Jaune:*Red like a tomato*