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greenteaandtattoos:

bowl-of-shortness:

tangledmemories:

bowl-of-shortness:

greenteaandtattoos:

shadydirt:

Head empty Oscar V9 growth spurt only

@bowl-of-shortness​ WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SHADY THIS IS GORGEOUS

SUFFER WITH BELTLESS TALL OSCAR GREEN

H I S S (x2)

*M A N I A C A L L A U G H T E R*

The monsters we feared were the people closest to us

(this reminds me of the weedgarden incident skjdeysgfregs)

:) you know you enjoy my antics

tangledmemories:

bowl-of-shortness:

greenteaandtattoos:

shadydirt:

Head empty Oscar V9 growth spurt only

@bowl-of-shortness​ WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SHADY THIS IS GORGEOUS

SUFFER WITH BELTLESS TALL OSCAR GREEN

H I S S (x2)

*M A N I A C A L L A U G H T E R*

greenteaandtattoos:

shadydirt:

Head empty Oscar V9 growth spurt only

@bowl-of-shortness​ WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SHADY THIS IS GORGEOUS

SUFFER WITH BELTLESS TALL OSCAR GREEN

redheartedtramp:

Neo: *Is constantly poking Jaune, knowing he won’t actually hurt her*

Jaune: -_- *slowly looks at Neo, annoyed, cause she keeps doing this*

Neo: >:3

Jaune: *grabs Neo*

Neo: O_O;;;

Jaune: *picks up Neo and carries her out of the club room and closes the door, locking her out*

Neo: …0///////0 *covers her mouth; can’t scream, but really wants to*

intooned:

jauneschneearc:

howlingday:

redheartedtramp:

Ruby:*walking along*

Penny:*approaches*

Ruby: Oh, hi Pen-

Penny has suddenly grabbed Ruby’s wrists and pinned her to the wall!

Ruby: E-eh?! P-Penny, what are you doing?!

Penny: Girlfriend Ruby, I have seen your internet browsing history.

Ruby: EH?!

Penny: And according to you history, and those black-and-white comics, you find this position to be very romantic.

Ruby: WAIT, PENNY! THOSE AREN’T NORMAL COMI-

Penny has suddenly started making out with Ruby. She feels Penny’s leg spread both of hers open and her knees roughly grind against Ruby’s crotch, making the scythe swinger moan into Penny’s mouth and melt in her hand.

Ruby:*kiss breaks* N-nevermind, d-do more of this, please…

Peny: Do not worry, Ruby, my friend; I am eechi-ready!

Jaune: wow….who knew Penny could be so assertive…*holding a comic book and a soda in his hand as he stood next to Pyrrha having witness that go down, he then shrugs and sips his soda*well good for them, I’m Proud of them.

Pyrrha: *through clenched teeth* Yes. Good for them.

jauneschneearc:

howlingday:

redheartedtramp:

Ruby:*walking along*

Penny:*approaches*

Ruby: Oh, hi Pen-

Penny has suddenly grabbed Ruby’s wrists and pinned her to the wall!

Ruby: E-eh?! P-Penny, what are you doing?!

Penny: Girlfriend Ruby, I have seen your internet browsing history.

Ruby: EH?!

Penny: And according to you history, and those black-and-white comics, you find this position to be very romantic.

Ruby: WAIT, PENNY! THOSE AREN’T NORMAL COMI-

Penny has suddenly started making out with Ruby. She feels Penny’s leg spread both of hers open and her knees roughly grind against Ruby’s crotch, making the scythe swinger moan into Penny’s mouth and melt in her hand.

Ruby:*kiss breaks* N-nevermind, d-do more of this, please…

Peny: Do not worry, Ruby, my friend; I am eechi-ready!

Jaune: wow….who knew Penny could be so assertive…*holding a comic book and a soda in his hand as he stood next to Pyrrha having witness that go down, he then shrugs and sips his soda*well good for them, I’m Proud of them.

redheartedtramp:

Ruby:*walking along*

Penny:*approaches*

Ruby: Oh, hi Pen-

Penny has suddenly grabbed Ruby’s wrists and pinned her to the wall!

Ruby: E-eh?! P-Penny, what are you doing?!

Penny: Girlfriend Ruby, I have seen your internet browsing history.

Ruby: EH?!

Penny: And according to you history, and those black-and-white comics, you find this position to be very romantic.

Ruby: WAIT, PENNY! THOSE AREN’T NORMAL COMI-

Penny has suddenly started making out with Ruby. She feels Penny’s leg spread both of hers open and her knees roughly grind against Ruby’s crotch, making the scythe swinger moan into Penny’s mouth and melt in her hand.

Ruby:*kiss breaks* N-nevermind, d-do more of this, please…

Peny: Do not worry, Ruby, my friend; I am eechi-ready!

mcmystery: OzapillarListen. I was looking up symbolism for insects and came across caterpillars “Cat

mcmystery:

Ozapillar
Listen. I was looking up symbolism for insects and came across caterpillars “Caterpillar - symbolize the life cycle, regeneration, rebirth”


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Cops: RWBY (Ruby)

Reposting this cause the old version won’t let me edit it..

Cops Vale Au: WeissBlakeYang/Bleiss/Pyrrha/Elm

Ruby stood in the sluttiest outfit her Jail bait Rubooty could manage. The shiniest red Vinyl Skirt 5 lien could buy. no less red Hooker heels she couldn’t go two step in a high cut crop top and so much makeup she was convinced she’d give agent Bleiss a panick attack given her clownaphobia.

Ruby: Why do I have to be the hooker >///<?

Over the wire Weiss spoke.

Weiss: Because you lost the coin toss.

I refuse to have the paparazzi raving about how a former Atlas Idol turned police and then hooker!

Weiss: Anyways just wait, we’ll catch a creep arrest him the minute he makes the exchange easy and over.

Ruby: O-okay -///-

A engine roared in the distance as headlights filled the dark alley.

Weiss: Oh look at that, looks like we caught a bite.

Ruby: Dads gonna kill me when he hears about that >///< I can already hear Yang and. Blake… Cool Bike O///O

In front of her the rider stopped on a white Dust-Cycle with golden trims.

A helmet motifed like a knight’s helm. The figured stared for several seconds before pulling off their helmet to reveal a handsome Valien boy with gold hair and eyes like the sea.

Ruby: 

Jaune: Um… H-hey -///-

Ruby: H-hi -///-

Jaune: So… Are you a, y'know?

Weiss: Yes! We got one!

Ruby: I’m whatever you want me to b- I mean yes! Yes I’m totally a, hoe! Whore? Hooker, I’m a hooker

Weiss: You Dolt hold back your excitement! We need to leave him obvious so we can catch him.

Catch him?

Jaune: Well um -///- I sorta the only guy at my new job whose well… Got a V-card so…

Mel and Mil can be mean as hell…

Jaune: So I was hoping…

Weiss Ruby: Yes! 

Weiss: Okay Ruby now you-

Ruby: Sure thing, there’s a hotel on the next street, pay me after okay

Weiss: What!?

Jaune: Oh? Is that how it works?

Ruby: Beats me I’m just a co-A hooker, a dumb lil hooker.

Jaune: Hey now don’t sell yourself short, you look smart to me and bit pretty to boot.

Weiss: Ruby! What In OUM’S Name Are You doing!?

Ruby: I’m not getting clam jam- I mean… Um? Evidence! Yeah we need Evidence and junk to super sure he goes to the slammer! Yep that’s why.

Weiss: Ruby your as bad at lying as you are at walking in those heels! You will-

Jaune: Um well I wouldn’t feel right I should pay you now.

Weiss: Oh thank Oum he’s idiot!

Ruby: Hey I think he’s being nice!

Jaune: What?

Ruby: Oh um, nothing.

Jaune: Okay? So anyways here’s the lie-

Weiss: Yes! Got him!

Suddenly Weiss heard a abrupt thump and buzz.

Weiss: Ruby!? RUBY!?

‘Bzzt’

Jaune: So to the hotel?

Ruby: I mean… are you sure I think your place would be cheaper…

Jaune: O-oh, r-right… -///- okay.

Weiss: Ruby Rose!

Did she cut off the wire! Why!? Now we have no proof he paid her. How are we suppose to… Evidence…

Weiss: Oh for the love of! You dolt!

juanarc-thethird:

I’m here to stay.

The doorbell rings at the Schnee house and Weiss answers it.

Weiss: Jaune? What are you doing in my house? Our relationship is over.

Jaune: Who is looking for you? *Walks past her* Mother, is the food ready?!

Willow:*Happy*Jaune, nice to see you. The food is almost ready.

Weiss: What’s going on?!

Willow: He is dating your sister. Didn’t Winter tell you?

Weiss: What?!

Jaune: I’m not going anywhere!

Weiss: What is the meaning of this Winter!?

Winter: I have no idea what you mean, I merely saw an eligible attractive and considerate man and ‘Took my shot’ so to speak.

Weiss: You’re my sister!

Winter: which is why I didn’t steal him, thankfully you young and stupid in the ways of love.

Weiss: Why would you even want him!?

Winter: Why wouldn’t I, he’s sweet, kind, goofily endearing-

Weiss: I’ll admit Arc’s not a bad person but he’s far too childish and is painfully unsophisticated.

Winter:'Sigh’the traits you dislike can be corrected with lessons sister, the traits that truly matter are quite exceptional, don’t worry, your young, you will learn with time…

Jaune: Mom is the food ready? I can help.

Willow:That would be helpful dear.

Jaune: I’ll make Winter’s breakfast.

Winter: He does know how I like my eggs after all.

Jaune: Yeah scrambled

Weiss: What, no she doesn’t she prefers over easy.

Jaune: Oooh, you were talking about food.

Weiss:Of course I was what did you, think. I… Meant…

Wait…

Weiss:*Turns to Winter*No…

Winter:… As I said the traits that truly matter are quite 'exceptional’ and rather 'substantial’ -///-

Weiss:You Slept With My Sister!

Jaune:We didn’t do much sleeping…

Weiss: We Broke Up Yesterday!

Jaune:And?

Weiss: When Did You Even Approach Him!

Winter: Sister sister, time was of the essence, and as they say when one door closes anther opens.

Jaune: Literally… You shut it in my face and next thing I know Winter’s opened her wearing… -///-

Weiss:Wearing what? you Said Nothing!

Jaune:Exactly.

Winter: I court my men like I engage a mission, hard and with everything I got.

Jaune:And she gots a lot…

Willow: *Grumbles* Why couldn’t you have broken up with him by my room…

Blackguard Breakfast

Ruby:Bleiss, you’re not eating anything?

Bleiss: Oh trust me Pedo-Bait, I ate plenty this morning *Looks to Jaune* Isn’t that right Darling?

Jaune: -///-

Weiss: Ugh, must you always be so crass, also that can’t be healthy for you, try eating some actual food.

Bleiss: 1.) Fuck off Frosty Tits 2.) Darlings thick as fuck ‘Milk’ is the breakfast of champions and 3.) Everyone knows Spitters are fucking quitters and I’m one stubborn bitch.

Pyrrha:… I’m a champion -///-

Ruby: Is, is his milk good with cookies?

The Best Kinda Encouragement

Cardin:Ha, looks like your gonna lose again Arc!

Jaune: Not, out… yet.

Nora:Oh no! Fearless Leader needs help! Quick Everyone, CLAP!

Weiss: *Claps hands…*

Ren:Understood…*Claps Hands*

Ruby&Pyrrha: *Clapping Thicc Thighs* >///<

Yang: *Grabs Tits and Claps them*

Pyrrha:Oh, I can do that too *Starts to copy Yang*

Ruby: No Fair!

Blake: *Claps her ass*

Weiss: O///OWhat In Oums Name Are You doing!?

Nora:Using What Their Mamas Gave Them!*Proceeds to do all three with Gusto* Now let Mama show you how a pro does it!

Weiss: I- You Deviants! >///<

Nora:Your Just Jealous Cause You Can’t Do It.

Weiss: How Dare You! >///<

Cardin: I… Whoa…

Nora:Quick Fearless Leader While He’s distracted!

Jaune:… Must, squeeze…

Nora: Oh No, We Did Too Well! Quick Weisscream Stand In Front Of Us!

Weiss:Wha!? Let Me Go! >///<

Jaune: *Snaps Out Of It*

Nora: It Worked! Thank Oum for Weissy’s Boyish Body!

Weiss: ALL OF MY HATE!!! >///<

Ren:But now we’re back where we started…

Weiss: Hmph, you all lack proper motivation skills. Allow me, Arc!

Time to prove you lot who has true sex appeal!

Jaune:Huh?

Weiss:I-if you win… I-I’ll Sit On Your Face! >///<

Jaune erupted into a violent inferno of white violent aura.

Jaune:~Omae wa mou shindeiru~

Cardin:Wha-?

Jaune:AGH!!!

Cardin:Oh Gods! Help! Not The Legs!

‘Crack!’

Cardin:AHHHH!!!

Pyrrha:When did Jaune learn Mistralian…

Ren:I think the more important thing is that his Semblance unlocked…

Nora: Are you really gonna sit on his face?

Weiss: I-I am a woman of my word after all… >///<

Th-that Dolt! He Wasn’t Supposed To Win!

juanarc-thethird:

I’m yours~

Jaune: Do what you want to me~

Ruby:*excited* Can I make you a dad?!

Jaune: NO!!

Ruby: *Claps Dummy Thicc Thigh* Please?

Jaune:

Ruby:

Jaune:That’s just not fair…

You Can’t Abuse The Powers Lewd And Cute At The Same Time!

KnightshadeShitpost

Blake: Jaune Arc Why Did I See You And Velvet In The Libary!?

Jaune: Huh? Oh well she was helping me study up on Faunus Rights.

Blake:Why Would You Ask Her! I Could’ve Taught You!?

Jaune:Well… It’s just y'know, I don’t think I’d be able to… Um, take you seriously…

Blake:What! What is that supposed to mean? Is this because I was a member of the White Fang!?

Jaune:‘Sigh’ No, it’s because last night you wanted to be collared and breed as you called me master. How Am I supposed to take you seriously with that image fresh in my mind!?

Blake:

Jaune:

Blake:Touché

juanarc-thethird:

Fill it to the brim.

Kali teaches Jaune how to make her famous dessert, Stuffed donuts.

Kali: Now all you have to do is fill me to the brim with your cream.

Jaune: What?

Kali:*smiles* I said, fill that donut to the brim with cream.

Blake:Mom! What the Hell!?

Kali: Sweetie, I want kittens, its up to you whether their granbabies for me or siblings for you.

Jaune:D-don’t I get a say in this?

Kali: *Smirks* Oh silly yummy lil’ boy, have you ever been able to resist my kitten’s Bellabooty?

Jaune: I… Don’t see why that matte-

‘Smack!’

Kali:What makes you think you can resist the Original if you can’t stop yourself with one yet to mature all the way?

Jaune:'Gulp’ I, that won’t work on me >///<

Kali: Oh babyboy, how cute, I haven’t even started twerking…

Jaune: *Sheer Voice*What!?O///O

Blake:Mom! What The Hell!? >///<

Kali:You’re The One Who Brought Me A Arc Stud During My Heat Cycle! How Is That Not Serving Him Up To Me Like A Scrumptious Meal!?

'Clap! Clap! Clap!’

Blake:No Jaune! Look Away!

Kali: Oh Sweetie, do you think he can hear a word your saying pass the claps of my dummy thicc cheeks?

Jaune: Bellabooty Prime

juanarc-thethird:

Meet your new daddy.

Willow: Weiss, do you remember your ex?

Weiss: Yes?

Willow: Well, I’m going out with him now.

Jaune:*Smiles*Hola

Weiss: What?!

Willow: From now on you’ll have to call him “daddy”

Jaune: Don’t worry. She always called me that.

Weiss: You Cannot Be Serious!

Jaune: Geez, Weiss C'mon, it shouldn’t be that hard, Winter had no problems with it.

juanarc-thethird:

What a gossip she is.

Cardin and Jaune are fighting in the middle of the Academy’s courtyard. Glynda appears and separates them with her semblance.

Glynda: That’s enough! Team JNPR, Team CRDL, get your leaders out of here. I’ll talk to them later.

Cardin:*Angry* This is not over yet! I know where you live!

Jaune:*Smug* Did your girlfriend tell you? What a gossip she is.

Everyone else: Oh my God! Oh Shit! No way!!

Cardin:You Dumbass I don’t have a girlfriend!

Jaune:Oh so she already brokeup with your sorry ass!

Cardin:Who the hell are you talking about!

Jaune: The woman you have a picture of on your Scroll, Heather who do you think!

Cardin: M-my mom…

Jaune:… Oh… Well guess that means your gonna start calling me Daddy to huh.

dam1994s:

idrownfishes0:

If anyone asks why I like Jaune.

When fighting, everybody else is playing Devil May Cry. Jaune’s playing Dark Souls.

We all been there.

This is the best way to describe it I’ve ever heard.

Weiss:I swear, why are you so into that Dolt?

Bleiss: You wanna know why Frosty, Cause we’re all fucking playing DMC why Darling there’s playing Dark Souls.

Ruby:‘Gasp’ I like both those games!

Bleiss: Yeah me too.

Neon: Is that why you break so many controllers?

Bleiss: Sh-shutup, it’s normal to rage quit!

Nora:What about Pyr-Pyr?

Bleiss: *Rolls Eyes* It’s more like that bitch plays with cheats it so easy for her.

Weiss:I understand none of this.

Yang:Cuz your no fun Weisscream.

Weiss: How Dare You!

I don’t need to know what this is to know she’s mocking me!

Bleiss: Yeah, if life was a game for her it’d be 'Weiss-Must-Die Mode, all the flashing moves none of the victory.

Weiss: How Dare You!

Bleiss: Win a one-on-one fight and I’ll take it back.

Jaune:Hey I heard you guys talking about Souls games! Wanna play, I beat Elden Ring.

Nora: Didn’t you get it like a day or two ago?

Jaune:*Tilts Head* Yeah, and?

Bleiss:What the fuck!? Did you speed run a magic build or something?

Jaune:Why would I do that? I always base the characters off me?

Ruby: Wait? Like a shield and sword!

Jaune:Yep.

Bleiss:Bullshit!

Jaune: Whoa, you okay Bleiss?

Bleiss:How! I cheeze the the fuck outta those games how come you always beat them first!

Yang: This is oddly satifying to see…

Bleiss: And without magic or Incantations!

Jaune:Or summons.

Ruby: Really!? How! Teach Me! Teach Me!

Jaune:*Smirks*Git Gud.

Bleiss:… Never have I been so pissed and horny at the same time…

Cops: RWBY (Bleiss)

Cops Vale Au: Ruby/WeissBlakeYang/Pyrrha/Elm

Ruby:Okay Bleiss just so we’re clear you can’t shoot whoever’s tries to… Um well y'know -///-

Weiss: You can’t shot who ever tries to purchase your services. That’s the whole point of us baiting after all.

Bleiss: Yeah yeah, whatever, I’ll just beat the crap outta them. Unless they go for an ass grab or kiss, them I’m shooting off their useless dicks.

Weiss: What! No, that’s not- Ugh! Why did you offer to play the prostitute if you intended to be so hostile?

Bleiss rolled her eyes at her bitchy twin’s voice, looking over her extra long black nails. Honestly she made a sexy hoe, hooker heels, pigtails a see through black mesh top with only black shiny pasties to cover her pierced nipples.

And the shortest fucking skirt one could find made her look like a profession fucking slut. Hell she even bough a few lollipops to really sell the look. As if her over done glitterly makeup wouldn’t do so already.

Bleiss: Bitch the only reason I’m doing this is cuz Pedo-Bait is better bait for… Well, it’s in the name.

Ruby:Hey!?

Bleiss: And you’d fucking either break character or scare the poor limp dick loser off with your holier then thou fucking attitude.

No way in hell I’m letting either of you risk yourselves!

Weiss: Sister I will not be insulted by-

Her voice was cut off as the sound of a Dust-Cycle begun to ring in the Gelé’s ears. She turned seeing the driving stop, she sighed, readying herself to get to the ass kicking before they took off their helmet.

Jaune: Um… Are, are you a hooker…

A blonde looked back to her, one with the most dazzling blue eyes and a absolutely lovable fuckable face that she needed between her thighs yestday!

Bleiss: Holy fuck…

There is a god! And he’s standing right in front of me!

Weiss: Sister? Have they requested your services? Remember, we need you to exchange money before we can arrest him?

Ruby:ASK HIM ABOUT HIS AWESOME BIKE!!!

Bleiss:… One sec.

Turning around she brought the wire tap up close and whispered.

Bleiss: I quit.

Weiss:What!?

Bleiss: Bitch, I just found my fucking soulmate and I ain’t starting this relationship with lies.

Weiss: So Your Awnser Is To Become A Hooker!

Bleiss: Fuck no…

Weiss: Oh thank go-

Bleiss: I’m gonna become his hooker…

Weiss: What!? Bleiss, BLEISS!!!???

Ruby:She’s getting on the bike…

Weiss: Oh gods!

-Next Day-

Qrow: Mind explaining this?

Before the pair was a video from a security camera from one of the shadier parts of Vale.

Bleiss: Evening Cucks.

Drug Dealer: The fuck you just say to m-

Before he could finish her fist slammed into his face, breaking his nose and knocking him out. She turned on the other two whipping out a callapsable baton with very bad intentions.

Bleiss: This here is Arc territory now bitches, and we don’t like your beta as fuck kind pushing that garbage in our neighborhood.

With absolutely no warning she slammed the baton into the second guy’s leg before she kicked the third in the nuts.

Bleiss: From here on out considering your little business done for fuckwits! P.S. your gonna start paying us Protection Money if you get my drift. Would be a real shame if you winded up six feet under.

Moving to the actual Drug Dealer she pulled his Scroll looking through it.

Bleiss: Huh? Nice wife you got, maybe I’ll hit her up while your jail, my Darling could user a treat.

Dialing 911 she left it there with the groaning dealing before kicking him in the side of the head, knowing he’d be locked up before long.

She turned to his coward accompliaces as they ran for it.

Bleiss: I know where you live bitches!

Qrow turned off the recording.

Qrow: So… Mind explaining.

Ruby: Um, well… they say love makes you do crazy things and Bleiss is already crazy so…

Qrow:‘Sigh’I’ll give you that.

Weiss:She wasn’t even on the force for an hour and she’s already gone diirty cop!?

Ruby: Well, at least she’s pushing drugs off the street…

Arc Himbo 2

Jaune:So Blakes a Faunus? What’s your trait?

Blake: *Shows Catears*

Jaune:Pretty…

Blake: -///-

Weiss: Why is that the part your focusing on!?

Jaune:What do you mean?

Weiss: She was White Fang!

Jaune:*Tilts Head* Well yeah, all her teeth are white, that’s why her smiles so pretty?

Blake: >///<

Weiss:You Adonis Of A Dolt That’s Not What I Meant! She’s Done Bad Things!

Jaune:‘Gasp’Like Stealing?

Weiss:I… Ironically no, that’s not one of the things she’s committed.

Jaune:Oh, the did she lie?

Weiss: Well no, she admitted she was a former member. But! But she had committed crimes!

Jaune:

Weiss:'Sigh’ Blake has been naughty

Jaune:'Gasp!’ Blake! How Could You!

Blake:*Sad Cat Noises*

Jaune: I’m sorry Blake but I think you need a spanking.

Weiss:… What?

Blake:Really!

Weiss: No Wait! Why Is She Getting Rewarded!?

Jaune: Silly Snow Angel, Spankings aren’t rewards

'Smack!’

Blake: *Ears & Eyes Flutter* ~Oooh~

Jaune:You’ve been a bad kitty Blake.

Blake:Oh Gods Yes!

'Smack!’

Jaune:I don’t like hurting Blake.

That makes one of us!

'Smack!’

So Close!

Jaune: I’m only punishing you because I love you.

Oh Gods The Carrot And The Stick!

Weiss:… I, I…

This Isn’t Fair!

Storming off the heiress made her way down the hall.

Yang: Um, Weiss, where are you going?

Weiss: To Commit A Crime!

Ruby:Wait what!?

Weiss:I’m off to commit cooperate fraud, make sure to tell Arc!

I want my rear apple red!

Ruby: What Is Happening Right Now!?

'Smack!’

Blake:Nya!

Jaune:Almost done Blake.

Ruby:

Yang: I… Might have a theory

Blake:'Purr’

idrownfishes0:

Awkward

Yang: “How did last night go with Jaune? Was it bad? Do I have to punch him?”

Ruby, holding one of Qrow’s liquor bottles: “So uh, the date went well.” *pops it open*

Yang:“Uh-huh?”

Ruby: “We got back to his room. All our clothes came off, he asked if I was sure I was ready to make this happen.”

Yang: “Yeah, and?”

Ruby: “I saluted him and said ‘Aye-aye Cap'n!’”

Yang:.

Ruby: *takes a big swig* “And that’s the story of why I’m still a virgin and also drinking.”

Ruby:Dangit! The Only Drunk I Wanted To Be Was Cum Drunk!

Random Ideas/ Shitpost for Belladonna-Arc

So three things 1.) This is from throwing around ideas on my Discord.

2.) Blake will be living under the Alias Ebony Black and left the White Fang much earlier then in canon and went to Signal becoming Friends with Yang and her little sister Ruby.

3.) His and Weiss’s dynamic will be surprisingly amiable, moreso then in Canon off the back.

Actually ironically Jaune confronts Weiss not to be mean but to formerly apologize to her on behalf of the Old White Fang.

This of course throws the heiress through a loop.

A human, who is a member of the White fang is apologizing to her for the actions of a terrorist group

What the hell is going on?

She even looks around assuming this is some sort of prank

That ‘Punked’ thing that’s all the rage on the the Dustnet

Once she does realize Jaune means it she begins to ask if he thinks a simple apology will matter?

She begins to get angry (rightfully so but unfairly given that Jaune’s done nothing)

She then ask if he simply expects that to make amends for all threats and dangers her and her siblings have had to endure.

Jaune actually says no, he doesn’t expect it to make anything right… But he had to at least do that much. And assure her that he’s not her enemy.

Weiss: Really, and what makes you different then those terrorist then.

Jaune: The difference is that I intend to lock them up… or wipe them out so they stop giving the organization my partners made a bad name. And stop the Faunus in general hated by the four kingdoms

So ironically Jaune and Weiss begin to talk, Weiss being intrigued by Jaune who grew up in Menagerie and is surprised to hear the majority of the Faunus homeland doesn’t support the White Fang.

Weiss then goes as far as to ask why he approached her, Jaune would state it’s to smooth things over with her for his parents sake and to see if the children of Jacques were as narrow minded as their father.

Well at least he knows they aren't… well at least not to the point like their father. They can be narrow minded in some small things but they get better.

He mainly is forgiving towards Weiss’s nature moreso because he believes she’s been influenced like he believed Blake was…

This Jaune is more mature then Vol 1 Jaune

Think his mentality during Volume 7

Kind, understanding and giving off Big brother energy

Anyways, Weiss considered Jaune not a friend but a valuables asset to help her further her chances of maintaining her statues as Heiress and taking over the SDC. And tells him this outright.

Jaune surprisingly doesn’t mind, knowing for her that’s probably a big step. He does say he hopes they can be friends… But to her shock.

She then ask why he has the mark of the White Fang. Surely he understands it’ll isolate him.

He says that if he wants to pull the reputation of the group out from what Adam and the extremist portions have done to it’s name…

This of course speaks to Weiss who wants to clear her families good name from what her fathers done.

Idea 1.) First Night with Jaune

Could that be… No, no way. She wouldn’t have left them… That’s just wishful thinking…

Ruby:Is, is everything okay Jaune?

Jaune: Wha? Y-yeah no, it’s just your friend there… Ebony right.

Blake:Y-yes, what is it?

Jaune: You, you just remind me of someone is all…

Blake: I see…

Jaune:Yeah, but it’s just wishful thinking I guess… 'Heh’ after all she was a Faunus and a bit of a tomboy.

Blake: I… See.

Jaune:Yeah, and kinda moody, plus she never cared about her looks.

Blake:… Okay.

Jaune: And she was stubborn and insistent and always had to be right 'Heh’

Blake:*Eye Twitch*

Jaune:There’s no way she grow up to be a pretty sophisticated woman, especially with what she read…

Blake:

Jaune:And She Just Had The Worst Taste In Men! I swear, it’s like she wanted to draw in battle happy assholes who punch first and think later…

Yang: Why are you staring at me Ebony?

Blake: I… N-no reason…

Oh brothers…

Jaune:So Ebony, are you going out with miss anger management here…

Yang: Wha? We’re jus-

Blake: NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

Jaune:

Yang: Okay, rude…

Blake:I’m, I didn’t mean it like….

Oh Gods! I almost went out with someone else who attacked Jaune again!

Ruby:Hey how did you becomes friends with the prissy princess

Jaune: Huh? Oh miss Schnee, we talked.

Blake:*Blinks*

What!?

Jaune: She’s actually fairly approachable, moreso then the kids my age were back home. Then again they did think I drove my sister away because I was human.

Blake:That's…

Ridiculous… And my fault.

Jaune:Well anyways I hope I can earn her trust.

Yang:She seemed a bit frosty to me, eh, eh?

Jaune:… I think I preferred you attacking me… that was less painful

Yang:Geez, tough crowd, anyways you might wanna be careful big guy, otherwise people might think you have a thing for the princess there.

Blake: Yang, don’t even joke abou-

Jaune:I mean… She’s certainly pretty, if she could work through some of her more… Atlesian views towards others I think she could certainly make a man very happy.

Yang: Oh, you hear that Ebony, looks like we got a love story in the maki-

Blake:Yang… enough.

Yang:Blinks Are, are you mad?

Blake:*Gritting Teeth* No… Not at all.

This Can Not Be Happening!

Yang:I mean, C'mon, Ice Queen has to be letting him talk to her for some reason right?

Blake: Yang… Please stop…

I’m gonna be sick…

Yang: Who knows, maybe she wants a taste of Menagerie, Jaune does seem like a big nice gulp.

Blake:No…

Not while I live and breath!

Idea 2.) Lancaster

Ruby: You Made Those Yourself!?

Jaune:Well yeah, there weren’t a lot of engineers back home so I really had to study hard and learn how to wield… Don’t even get me started on how to make my claws retract from my greaves and gauntlets.

Ruby: But how’d you jump so far! Did you put dust into your greaves to propel you farther!

Jaune:Whoa, got it in one…

Yang: Hey sis, be careful, you remember what dad said about boys. I don’t wanna go and hurt him if he plays with you…

Ruby: Um Yang Jaune can beat you up…

Blake: I don’t think Ruby’s his type…

Ruby:Shows What You Know! We totally alike! We Have All the Same Interest And Junk! We Both Like Weapons, And Comics! And Other Stuff Too!

Blake:

No no no no!

Blake: But, it’s not like you like him… right?

Ruby: I Dunno?

Yang:Ruby!?

Ruby:What!? He’s Got Claws! Yang! Claws! And He’s Built Like A Super Hero! He Even Has The Super Revealing Clothing And The Tragic Backstory!

Blake:Ugh…

I’m the reason for his tragic backstory…

Blake: Your, your not interested in Ruby… Right Jaune?

Jaune:Interested? Of course I am.

Blake:

Jaune:Rubys very interesting, I’ve never met a girl with the same interest as me…

Blake: Oh, thats what you mean.

Jaune: Yeah, she nice, talented and awkward like me.

Blake:I see-

Jaune:She’s the perfect little sister.

Blake:

Jaune:Ebony?

Blake: You, you don’t mean that right?

Jaune:Mean what?

Blake:About Her Being The Perfect Little Sister!?

Jaune:Um, did, did I step on some sorta issues here?

Blake:No!

YES!

Yang:Hey that sounds like a fun idea, hey sis, wanna pretend Jaune here’s your big bro?

Ruby:Yang!

Oh Hell No!

Blake: You Are Not Stealing My Bro- *Claps Hands Over Mouth!*

Idea 3.) Sparring and pervy Hijinks

Yang: 'Pant, pant’

Weiss:Ugh, you stink… Sparring with Jaune again.

Yang:Oh, calling him by his first name Weisscream, somebodies moving fast.

Weiss:*Rolls Eyes*

Blake:'Growls’ Not, funny…

Ruby:Were you with Jaune again?

Blake:Excuse me?

Yang:Yep, was under the big guy for a whole hour Grunts Man me wears me out… How does a guy get that much stamina.

Blake:What!?

Yang:Pinned me down and made me take it again and again.

Blake:I-I…

This can not be happening!

Yang: One Of These Days I’m gonna Be On Top Dammit!

Ruby:'Sigh’Give it up Yang Jaunes too much for you to handle…

Blake:R-Ruby…

D-did she-?

Yang: No Way! Just You Watch! I’m Gonna Make Him Scream One Of These Nights!

So…You’ve been my enemy this whole time Yang…

Yang:I’m gonna beat Jaune one of these days! Just you watch!

Blake:… Beat him?

Yang: Um, yeah… We were sparring?

Blake:Oh, OH! Oooooh…

Yang:What did you think we were doing?

Blake:N-nothing! Nothing at all!

Weiss:Ugh, I swear you two fighting certainly doesn’t look like combat

Ruby:Yeah once you start grappling you look all weird.

Blake:Weird?

Ruby:Yeah, trying to pin each other down, grabbing at their clothes, pressing together and junk while their sweaty and icky

Blake:… That’s. Looks to Yang

'Sniff, sniff’

She, she smells like him!

Weiss:And then there’s all the grunting, I swear do you even know what you two sound like!?

Yang: Hey it’s not my fault his ground game is so good! Not like there are any other brawlers round here

Blake:Enough! You two are just sparring! That’s it after all.

Yang:… Y-yeah.

Blake:Why did you pause?

Nora:Cuz Yangarang likes to be under Fearless Leader!

Yang: Hey! Th-that’s not true! I just wanna learn some ground game is all!

Nora:Uh-huh, so does Pyr-Pyr.

Blake&Yang:WHAT!?

Yang: Bull! I Know For a Fact She’s A Expert In Hand to hand!

Weiss:I thought you said you didn’t know any other brawlers.

Yang:H-hey whose side are you on Weisscream!?

Weiss: The one who doesn’t smell like a gym

Blake:*Whispers* I like it…

Yang:Hey! Stop Grilling Me! Were Should Be On Cereal Girl’s Case!

Nora: Pyr-Pyr just wanted some grappling lessons, she was even nice enough to let you go first… Of course Fearless Leaders all sweaty so he has to do it without his shirt.

Yang:Mother Fucker! Are You Kidding Me!? I Try To Get Him To Strip For A Hour And He Does It For Free With Pyrrha!?

Blake: You Try And Make Him What!?

Weiss:Ugh, your all hopeless… C'mon Ruby, let’s leave them to argue among themselves.

Ruby:Kay.

Pyrrha:Oh, h-hi, Ruby, Weiss…

Ruby: Your so Red Pyrrha. Yes well…

Weiss: You were sparring with Arc, yes yes, we know.

Pyrrha: Yes, well I… I worked up quite the sweat so I’m going to take a shower… A nice, cold shower…

'JNPR’s Door Closes’

Ruby&Weiss:

Ruby:Weiss.

Weiss:Yes Ruby.

Ruby: Pyrrha’s using their team’s shower right?

Weiss:Obviously.

Ruby: So… hypothetically, if Jaune was gonna use a shower.

Weiss:Obviously he’d, used. the… gym’s.

Ruby: The Gym’s shower 'room’?

Weiss:Yes…

Ruby: If you’ll excuse me.

Weiss:Wha!? H-hey!? You Dolt What Are You Doing!?

Ruby:Oh, you know, j-just wanted to get a run in before bed 'Heh’

Weiss: In The Hall Way!?

Ruby: Y-yeah, you know me, always up for a run!

Weiss: In The Gym’s Direction!?

Ruby:Oh, r-really, I didn’t notice at all.

Weiss:Then Stop!

Ruby:But-

Weiss: I said stop you hopeless Pervert!

Ruby: I Am Not A Pervert!

I’m Just Healthily Curiously!

Weiss:Your About To Peek On A Fellow Student!

Ruby: I… Ugh! Okay Fine, There I Stopped! Are you happy now!? Weiss? Weiss!? Hey!? Why Haven’t You Stopped!

Weiss: I’m Going To Make Sure Deviants like you aren’t attempting to spy on my associate while he’s vulnerable!

The fact that he just so happens to be a male who is built opposite to all those repulsively weak men in Atlas will be bare inches away from my gaze is besides the point

Ruby:You Big Cheater!

-Next Day-

Ruby:Why were you at the lost and found?

Jaune:Oh, well I sparred with Yang and Pyrrha yesterday.

Ruby:You Did! Oh Whoa! I-I Didn’t Know That! R-right Weiss!?

Weiss:You Dolt! Shut Up!

Jaune:Um, anyways… I sorta rushed out of there, got kinda a funny feeling halfway through.

Ruby: Like then you were washing you chest!?

Jaune:*Blink* I… Um, How, how did know that?

Weiss:*Grabs her close and Whispers* What Is wrong with you!?

Ruby:*Whispering Back* I panicked!

Yang:Okay let’s ignore how weird sis and Weisscream are being, what happened now.

Ruby: Yeah! Please Ignore Us! We Didn’t See Anything long or curvi

Weiss:Will You Shut Up!

Jaune:Anyways I was in such a rush I kinda forgot my dirty clothes, and now their missing.

Yang:Well that’s not too weird, I’m sure someone in the staff picked them up…

Jaune:Yeah… I thought about that too and went to check but nobody was able to find them?

Pyrrha: It’s okay Jaune, I’m sure they’ll show up.

Yang: Yeah, at least you don’t have to worry bout some pervert stealing them like us girls.

Jaune: Yeah, I guess your right.

-Meanwhile in RWBY’s Dorm-

'Sniff Sniff’

Blake:~Onii-Chan~

RWBabies: Introducing Arcfall’s Son

Beacon Fourth Year: Hey freshmeat, you must be knew here?

‘Heh’ sweet, I hear this kid is loaded, I’m totally gonna make him my minon.

Damien: And then what happened.

Jericho: Well, the idiot tried to ask if I shot webbing? Anyways-

Beacon Fourth Year: Hey, Arcfall don’t ignore me!

Damien:Hmm?

Turning amber eyes met amber eyes met gazes with the senior who grinned, until he saw the first year glaring at him.

Beacon Fourth Year: What? You got a problem with m-

Without warning the boy swirled, kicking out the fourth year’s leg from beneath him. A palm pushed against his chest and he was sent tumbling on his back.

Damien: Apologies, but nobodies allowed to look down on me.

Jericho:*Rolls Eyes* Here we go again…

Beacon Fourth Year: What the hell? I’m taller then you!

Damien: Then you should kneel.

The senior moved to get up only for a foot to stomp down on his chest pinning him there.

Damien: What’s your name?

Beacon Fourth Year: Screw you!

Damien: Hmm? Must be a pretty common name, half my underlings have it after all.

Jericho:‘Snort’

Damien: Well, it’d be unfair to call you by name, from now on you are minion 11. Come, I wish for a tour of my new stomping ground 11.

Beacon Fourth Year: What The Hell?

The spider Faunus kneeled beside him, patting his head with her hand while her four arachnid legs moved to dust off now disgraced fourth year.

Jericho: Yeah, sorry bout Damien, but you really shouldn’t have approached him.

Damien: Jericho, don’t speak to the help, he hasn’t earned that right yet.

He smirked viciously, under the false impression it was a inviting welcoming smile.

Damien: Work hard eleven, and one day you might earn the privilege calling us by our names.

I truly am toosoft to myunderlings…

And so I fully introduce Damien R. Arcfall, Jaune and Cinder’s son and Jericho Black, Mercury and Trifa’s daughter Faunus. Her trait is four spider legs that come out of her back (Making her have eight limbs like a spider)

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