No Fair

- Eating lunch in the cafeteria -

Nora: “I have a confession to make Jauney. I heard you and Pyrrha last night.”

Jaune: *eyes go wide, inhales his water and starts hacking up a lung* !? “Oh Gods, Nora I’m so sorry!”

Nora: “Well you should be! Why don’t I get that treatment!”

Jaune, red and ashamed: “Er, what?”

Nora: “You’re our leader aren’t you!? That’s like, showing favoritism, or something!”

Jaune: “That’s not-”

Nora: “I know she’s taller, and prettier…”

Jaune: “Aw, don’t say that. You shouldn’t compare yourself to-”

Nora, not listening: “But you know what I know now after hearing you both?”

Jaune: “Um. What?”

Nora, leaning in close with a sultry look: “I know I can at least talk dirtier. Come back upstairs to our room if you wanna find out.” *turns to leave*

Jaune: *dazed for a moment… only to see all of RWBY staring right at him* “Er… you girls didn’t hear all that did you?”

Weiss: “The whole cafeteria heard it, idiot.”

Yang: “You finally got with Pyrrha!? … Nice.”

Blake: “Can dirty talk better huh? Jaune, would you tell me if that’s true when you find out?”

Jaune: “No! This is… uh, JNPR business!” *leaves the table*

Ruby: … “Anyone else kinda wish we had a boy in the team?”

Yang:“Ruby!”

Blake:“Totally.”

Yang:“Blake!”

Weiss: “I am eatinghere!”

Careful What You Call People

Nora: “Hey daddy!”

Jaune, hammer appearing in his hand: “Oh no.” *starts building a deck* “What have you done!” *grill turns itself on*

Another Satisfied Customer.

Nora: Jaune, I’m hungry. Feed me!

Jaune: I’m sorry, Nora, but I don’t have any food.

Nora: And the food you gave Ruby?

Jaune: Umm… that wasn’t food.

Nora: I don’t care! Give it to me!

Jaune: But Nora…

Nora: Give it to me!!

Moments later

Nora: Oh Fuck!!~

Jaune: Do you feel full already?

Nora: Aah!~ I do, but I need dessert~ Give it to me!!

Jaune: Ok, here comes the stuffing~

Nora: Oh God!~ You’re filling me up so fucking good!~