#jean baptiste augustin
WHEW sorry it took so long, but here’s Gentiste origins Ch 9! This was meant to be a beefy fight finale chapter, but decided to split it so i could get at least this portion out in a timely manner. Enjoy! TW for blood, injury, and a healing injection so needles
Ch1,Ch2,Ch3,Ch4,Ch5,Ch6,Ch7,Ch8
Captain Cuerva: Lieutenant Augustin, come in! Mauga, have you found him yet?
Mauga: No sign of him here, captain. I’ll head back, Copy. I know you’re not going to shoot me, baptiste. You an put your rifle away. Bap: Why did you do that?
Mauga: C’mon, buddy, What’ll it be? [chuckles]
Bap: I surrender, Mauga Mauga: How sweet. He’s said those sweet nothings to me before, Shimada. Deja vu Sommbra: Want me to hold that for you?
Mauga: Careful, he’s a biter. Sombra: Geez… I wouldnt do that if i were you, sparrow
Mauga: We /must/ stop meeting at piers, baptiste, people will start talking. Why that face? I’ll admit, I was surprised you snuck into overwatch AND got them to truth you with their secrets? Talon would be fools not to let you back in! Now we just have to get the cyborg back to HQ Bap: Genji stays. He isnt apart of this. Mauga: I am a patient man, you know this. As much as I would love to do that for you,
Mauga: You’ve burned me before Genji’s dragon: Genji, you have suffered, you have endured, you have learned patience Sombra: Stop struggling, sparrow, calm down. Genji’s dragon: now you must strike
Genji’s dragon: If your body wont bend to you, Sombra: What?! Genji’s dragon: Lend it to me
Bap: Genji Mauga: Sombra, what’s going on?
Hanzo: Genji…What have you done?
Mauga: Don’t move
Mauga: Have you finally decided to get serious? This is the dragon’s wrath, yes? Hit me with all you’ve go-!
Hanzo: Baptiste, can you hear me?
Mauga: Eyes up here, shimada
Bap: Som-
Genji: [dissonant screech]
Hanzo: Jean-Baptiste /listen/ to me. He’s in pain. You must intervene NOW. He’s lost control of his dragon. Genji’s condition isnt stable! If he can’t be subdued, his body will destroy itself!
Hanzo: Please, Baptiste Sombra: Pull your leg out
Bap: One more Sombra: C’mon, on your feet! Time to go! I’m not able to hack into him, so unless I can shoot, we’re leaving. Hanzo: Fucking answer me, Baptiste Sombra: Are you listening? Bap: Understood
Sombra: What are you doing? Bap: I have to help him. Just trust me. Sombra: If he hurts you, thats it. Bap: Thanks, Sombra Sombra: You owe me, bestie. Oh. Don’t let mauga die either. I don’t want the headache
Bap: No dying on my watch
Happy holidays everyone! Here’s the 5th year of hanzo infomercial! My twitter poll decided that this year’s theme was meal prep! Enjoy!
Hanzo: Welcome back, everyone! Food is essential for holidays such as this. My personal favorite. I’ve recruited some help to help prepare a meal up to our standards. Enjoy! Before we start, Shall I show you my spiked eggnog recipe? Ana: Oh? Hanzo: Bourbon. Then I use store bought eggnog. And there you go. Ana: I /should/ be concerned, but we have work to do so down that quickly
Ana: Let’s start veg prep. Hanzo: Right! Peachy! Ready? [peach chomping as hanzo rapidly peels a carrot into her mouth] Ana is beginning to mash the potatoes with the ricer. I would have footage of turkey prep, but my useless cameraman wasnt recording. Genji: Hanzo! It’s christmas be nice
Hanzo: I am not BOUND by the morals of Christianity!! Genji: It’s barely a Christian holiday anymore! Hanzo: You think I give a fuck about capitalism either? genji: YOU WERE RAISED- Ana: An essential for any holiday season. Now let’s continue! [We’ll be right back] [hanzo and genji stuffed into a shirt that says “our ‘get along’ shirt“]
Hanzo: Now, I am making some fried chicken. It’s a tradition Genji and I had as boys along with a strawberry sponge cake. Cass: PEANUT! NO!! Drop it now! Don’t you date, miss ma’am, hand it over! Drop it! Han, behind the tree!
Hanzo: YOU.
Hanzo: What did we learn today? Genji: You’re an alcoholic [gag] Hanzo: Remember, tradition is nothing more than obligation forced upon you by the dead. Spend your time with who /you/ wish. “Family“ has several definitions. Genji: Can you please say something merry for ONCE?! Hanzo: Lets eat… 3….2…1
Happy holidays!