Urban Outfitters Wins The First Jean Ralphio Seal Of Being The Worst
Urban Outfitters recently offended a fuck ton of people by posting this seemingly blood-stained, vintage Kent State sweatshirt. This, of course, reminded everyone that vintage means old and old is, like 40 years ago. Well, 44 is basically 40, and 44 years ago (1970) the National Guard fired into a mass of 2,000 people during a rally at Kent State University. These shots killed four students and wounded nine. Now, how Urban Outfitters even thought about selling a sweatshirt that looked like someone spat blood all over it was a good idea, whether to commemorate this horrible event or not, was a huge “oversight.” I use the term “oversight” due to the fact that I am fairly uninformed when it comes to what goes on in the headquarters of Urban Outfitters. All I know is, I once paid $35 for a snap-back hat and convinced myself that was reasonable.
Anyway, that’s why I have awarded them this seal. Read the full story where everyone else reads shit, Buzzfeed.
Parks and Rec fans (and tumblr in general)! Through my getting used to drawing with a tablet, one thing lead to another and this was created. Jean Ralphio is portrayed by the fantastic improviser and actor Ben Schwartz (rejectedjokes). Ben is definitely a comedy idol of mine and I follow his career closely. He is one of the reasons I want to pursue improv comedy. And what he brings to the character of Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec (nbcparksandrec) truly makes him (IMO) one of the greatest TV characters of all time.
Us this seal wisely and for things that are truly the worst. The bottom one is a transparent .png file!
Here’s some love, Ben!
Reblogging to celebrate rejectedjokes (Ben Schwartz)’s Birthday! And also, if any one is interested, through the advice of a friend I have made this my newest T Shirt design on TeePublic! If you want you can purchase it here for $14 for the next day or so!
Parks and Rec fans (and tumblr in general)! Through my getting used to drawing with a tablet, one thing lead to another and this was created. Jean Ralphio is portrayed by the fantastic improviser and actor Ben Schwartz (rejectedjokes). Ben is definitely a comedy idol of mine and I follow his career closely. He is one of the reasons I want to pursue improv comedy. And what he brings to the character of Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec (nbcparksandrec) truly makes him (IMO) one of the greatest TV characters of all time.
Us this seal wisely and for things that are truly the worst. The bottom one is a transparent .png file!