#jerome valeska
Jerome: I’ll give you you’re dumb gun back if you kiss me
Bullock: (y/n) don’t do it!
You: No! I have to!
Bullock: Gross, no! Your gun isn’t worth it!
You: What gun?
Bullock: …he just said he’ll give you your gun back if you kiss him
You: Oh. All I heard was “kiss me”
Bullock: And you were just gonna do it!?
You:…yes?
I’m very normal about Jerome Valeska. I’m not weird or cringy about him at all. The things I say are normal things. There’s nothing weird about the comfort he brings me at all
Jerome: hey y/n, can a person breathe inside of a washing machine while its on.
You:…
Jerome:…
You: where is Jeremiah?
Apologies for flooding the tag(s) with 6 individual transcription posts complete with screencaps, but I couldn’t cram them all into a single text-and-image post without running into formatting issues. As mentioned in the tags of the initial post, I’ve done these complete transcriptions because I’ve only ever seen fragmental ones out there.
Hopefully this’ll help anyone who’s been curious to know the entirety of what’s contained in these bizarre pages, but has found them tricky to read:
Complete transcription of Screencap 1
Complete transcription of Screencap 2
Complete transcription of Screencap 3
Complete transcription of Screencap 4
Saw “The Greatest Showman” last night with Courtney! Really enjoyed it! Makes me want to cosplay a ringmaster version of Joker!
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“I think you and I are destined to do this forever…” …. because it’s a gif and it keeps looping.
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Learned a beautiful dance from a fellow homicidal clown!
Had an absolute blast at Ohayocon this year! More photos coming soon! If you got a pic of me, I’d love to see it!
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Headed to Ohayocon this weekend! Who all will I see there? I’ll be Joker Saturday and Beetlejuice Sunday!
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I need to Joker-up again soon. Once I work up the confidence, hopefully for a day of Ohayocon!
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For Sale! If anyone’s interested in this statue, message me an offer! It’s in great condition and comes with the box/COA
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Merry Christmas! So here the long forgotten video! Please excuse my poor acting/voice! Hahaha
