#clown prince of crime
Batman: Killing Time #2 - “His Pain or Mine” (2022)
written by Tom King
art by David Marquez & Alejandro Sanchez
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Saw “The Greatest Showman” last night with Courtney! Really enjoyed it! Makes me want to cosplay a ringmaster version of Joker!
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“I think you and I are destined to do this forever…” …. because it’s a gif and it keeps looping.
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Learned a beautiful dance from a fellow homicidal clown!
Had an absolute blast at Ohayocon this year! More photos coming soon! If you got a pic of me, I’d love to see it!
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Headed to Ohayocon this weekend! Who all will I see there? I’ll be Joker Saturday and Beetlejuice Sunday!
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I need to Joker-up again soon. Once I work up the confidence, hopefully for a day of Ohayocon!
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Last night’s drawing! I love drawing these two! If anyone’s interested, I’m open to commissions!
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Harley, jokingly: I should have Mr. J kill you for that.
Joker, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?
Harley:Wh- no Puddin, I was just kidding around.
Joker, pulling out a switchblade: No, who’s bothering you?
Joker: *walks into the room with a giant stuffed animal* Guess who made 15 baskets in a row at the carnival?
Harley: Some kid we beat up!
Both: *High fives*
Therapist: Describe yourself in one word.
Joker:Indescribable.
[Phone rings]
Frost: *holding the phone* Boss, it’s your girlfriend.
Joker: *grabs the phone* Harley is not my girlfriend.
Joker: *into the phone* What is it pumpkin?
Arkham Guard: This area is off limits to patients.
Joker: I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
Ivy: If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone.
Harley: I’m gone.
Ivy: nOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF
Batman: I’m taking you in Joker.
Joker: Let me ask Harley.
Batman: That’s not how it work-
Joker: She said no.
Batman: What is it exactly that you do?
Harley: Kick names, take ass.
Joker:*facepalms*
Joker: Y'know, that doesn’t sound like an apology.
Harley: Bite me.
Joker:*Pins Harley to a wall*
Joker: If you’re not careful *Leans in*
Joker: I just might.
Harley: *is shook*
[Knocking on the door]
Harley: You wanna get that?
Joker: And interact with people? No, thanks.
Joker: *licks the chip Harley was about to eat* I licked it therefore it is mine.
Harley: *licks the Joker*
Joker: Well played.
Joker: Harley, pumpkin pie let go of daddy’s leg.
Harley::(
Joker:my clients are staring.
Harley::(
Joker: get ahold of yourself woman.
Mob boss, being attacked by Harley: Get this bitch off of me!
Joker, unenthusiastically: Stop. Bad girl. No.
Joker: I’m ignoring you.
Harley:…
Joker: I said I’m ignoring you.
Harley:…
Joker: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!
Harley, throws her head on Joker’s lap and looks up at him: Puddin, tell me I’m pretty.
Joker, rests his hand on Harley’s cheek and smiles lovingly at her: You’re pretty fucking annoying that’s what you are.
Harley: My food’s too hot I can’t eat it.
Joker: You’re too hot but I still eat you.
Harley:
Arkham guard: Sir, you can’t be here.
Joker: But I AM here.
Arkham guard: I understand that, but you can’t be in this area.
Joker: I think I’ve definitely shown that is not true.
Harley: Fuck Mr. J!
Ivy: Yes, fuck Mr. J, I think you’d both like that.
