imagine you upset your jester and he ran away to his room but his silly hat jingled with every step and when he slammed his door the hat jingled aggressively one last time
I did some nice drawing streaming for my birthday, and took requests from my lovely patreon gang. I did this last year and opened requests/short commissions to everyone, ended up taking on too many, and getting all knackered from’t. So, I apologise for my conservatism this year, but times are hard, my guys! Your wizard uncle is crumbly
Anyway, here are six of those what I drew. If you’re wondering what the awful cats are, they’re peoples Cats-sonas, named with my horrid Jellicle Name Generator, which comes as a fetid download with the Jellicle Oracle.
tune in for live illustration of a last-minute, one-off, unplanned Catsastrophe as I create the whole content of my long-threatened Cats zine, re-imagining the Cats Cats as divinatory archetypes
You have until 5pm GMT on this day, the 2nd of December 2020, to order a Fool before I close for the holidays!
Place your order at the barand I’ll get the rank idiot to you in 1 - 2 weeks. Thank you superlatively for your support thus far - these have been riotously good fun.
Don’t worry - Fools commissions will open again in the new year!
A veritable rainbow of Fools! Here’s a small selection of Fools commissions I completed *waves hands* this week? time is weird. Thank you so much if you’ve bought one - they’ve been great fun to draw and have been really nice “busy work” to keep me from fretting about my grandpa. If you’d like your own capering buffoon drawn, you can order one here. Commissions will be open as long as they can hold my interest, but I’m getting good at taking breaks to maintain this. So get in if you’re interested - but don’t worry about “missing your opportunity” if I stop doing them for a little bit, I will reopen later.
In other news, a new Merch Item is coming to the Tawdry Cavern of Commerce this week. Patreon gets first bite as usual.
The time has come. You may now order your very own Fool from my fair hand, in exchange for money. I will extract your references and notions of what is important about your Target, and Enfoolenate them, in the cod-Medieval style that I’ve honed to a razor edge over the last few months. Samples of what you can expect are above.
Here is the order form. I require from you two References, and three Aspects (which could be an interest, a favourite pet, a musical instrument - anything you feel might be important to include), and anything between £45 and £70, depending on your generosity to me, a gay wizard who lives in a swamp. Send your payment via Paypal first, making sure to be clear about your name and email address, so I can keep track.
Gifting season is nearly upon us. What better than to pay a wizard to non-consensually Enfoolenate your nemesis, lover or boss? You will receive your Fool in RGB and CMYK for both internet bragging and printing, if you should so desire. Resultant Fool will be emailed to you in a contact-free environment so as to minimise exposure to the Pox.
Fools Commissions will remain open until I am bored of drawing Fools. Thank you for your support and interest. I love you. My shop is here if you would rather buy something else from me, andmy Patreon is here if you would like to support me another way. Thank you.
