#jimmy gary pete

Gary: Alright, so you and I are married.

Pete: We are not married.

Gary: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Pete: I don’t want to pretend.

Gary: Scared you’ll like it?

Pete: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Jimmy: Are you two like this all the time?

Gary and Pete: Yes.

Jimmy, to Gary: Hey, don’t insult Petey! His life is pathetic enough without you!

Pete: …

Jimmy: Don’t say I never defend you.

Pete: Can I say you never defend me well?