Joffrey- Well struck Dog! Did you like that? Sansa- It was well struck, Your Grace. Joffrey- I already said it was well struck. Sansa- Yes, Your Grace. Joffrey- Who’s next? Herald- Lothor Brune, freerider in the service of Lord Baelish. Ser Dontos the Red, of House Hollard. Ser Dontos the Red of House Hollard! Ser Dontos- Here I am! Here I am! Sorry, Your Grace. My deepest apologies. Joffrey- Are you drunk? Ser Dontos- No. I..no, Your Grace..I..I had two cups of wine. Joffrey- Two cups? That’s not much at all. Please, have another cup. Ser Dontos- Are you sure, Your Grace? Joffrey- Yes, celebrate my name day. Have two. Have as much as you’d like. Ser Dontos- I’d be honored, Your Grace. Joffrey- Ser Meryn, help Ser Dontos celebrate my name day. See that he drinks his fill. Sansa- You can’t! Joffrey- What did you say? Did you say I can’t? Sansa- I only meant it would be bad luck to kill a man on your name day. Joffrey- What kind of stupid peasant superstition? Sandor-The girl is right. What a man sows on his name day, he reaps all year. Joffrey- Send him away. I’ll have him killed tomorrow, the fool. Sansa- He is. A fool. You’re so clever to see it. He’ll make a much better fool than a knight. He doesn’t deserve the mercy of a quick death. Joffrey- Did you hear my lady, Ser Dontos? From this day you’ll be my new fool! Ser Dontos- Thanks you, Your Grace. And you, my lady. Thank you.
Here are my top 9 posts of 2019. Like @batsfromwesteros I did my favorite 9 instead of my most popular.
I had so much fun making this stuff! (Seriously, though, why do I like it so much?) Thank you guys for appreciating it so much more than I thought anyone would! ❤️
In the coming year I will continue the story and will post more GOT CC. I will also make a few pretty things from the new Witcher show that should work well within the GOT world.
