#just a hair dryer
hmmmm?
was there something you’re forgetting?
something you were supposed to remember?
oh well
a nice relaxing session under the Helmet
will clear your mind
of unneeded clutter
and help you remember
what you need to remember
and help you forget
what you don’t need to think about
all the while swirly swirling your hair
Up, where it needs to be
a pretty Updo
that’s just right
for…
You
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so relaxing
isn’t it?
the Machine whirs and hums
around and around
your hair
swirls
around and around
and your mind
swirls
around and around
there’s no place
like the Salon
is there?
no place
you’d rather be
isn’t that right?
don’t worry
you’re welcome
anytime
we’re here to
serve you
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“Not so fast…I’m not done with you yet…time to visit the Salon for your Updo…after all you do want the full experience…don’t you?”
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in the Salon
under the Helmet
your mind is open
old thoughts just swirling away
the Updo is best for
you
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yes
your Stylist knows what
is best for you
isn’t that right?
so just sit back
relax
and sink into
her capable hands
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eyes closed
as she sank
mind swirling
hair swirling
hair curling
sinking
swirling
curling
under
the
Helmet
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training new employees is actually one of the most enjoyable and rewarding parts of her career
in fact, I understand that today She’ll be taking them on a trip to the Salon
hmmm, what will happen there, I wonder…?
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no matter how busy the Salon is…
and the Salon is quite busy these days
there is always a chair
for you…
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eyes fluttered shut and head slumped forward as the swirl took over her mind…
time for the next step
isn’t it?
the Helmets sit empty and waiting
soon her Stylist will lead her over
sit her down
and…
the Process will continue…
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“Count on me, Chief. I’ll go undercover and get to the bottom of it. Their network seems to be based in those new Salons that keep popping up overnight. I’ll go in and report back. We’ll uncover their devious plot…whatever it is…”
“Hmmm…seems perfectly normal…actually…it’s quite…pleasant…relaxing…I…feel…mmmmm….oh….”
“Oh…yes…this is so pretty…and it feels…so nice…swirly…um…”
“Now let’s see…what should I put in my report? Obviously we were completely wrong…there’s nothing evil going on in those Salons…just regular, ordinary Beauty Salons….Hair care…Makeovers…Fashion Boutique… all very innocent and actually rather pleasant and enjoyable. We should encourage all our agents to make an appointment for a Makeover…yes…we all should go…to the Salon…”
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you feel there is something special about a relaxing Sunday at the Salon
don’t you?
makes you want to go back
again
and
again…!
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looking into the mirror
as the Helmet
slowly
slowly
descends
down
upon her head
and the swirling
begins…
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“Well I…just…thought…” She said with a dreamy faraway look on her face “That you’d like to see me wear this outfit around the house… Is there anything else you’d like me to do for you? Oh, you booked me an appointment at the Salon? That sounds wonderful…Yes, I would like to…my…hair…would like to be put Up where it belongs…”
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sitting in the Salon
under the Helmet
swirling away
is that a message?
an important message
for you…
as you watch intently
you begin to
Understand…!
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Naturally, nothing beats a visit to the Salon…
but even at home
you can keep up with your hair care Compliance
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please take a seat…
feel the Swirl
feel the Control
your Stylist knows what is Best
for you
Updo
but you’re no longer listening, are you?
in fact,
you’re imagining it’s you sitting in that chair
under the dryer
getting YOUR hair done…
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