Um, yeah…i was wearing my business suit when I left for the interview…but this outfit seems more appropriate and more fun…and I got the job!! They say I’m gonna fit right in at work with everyone… What am I gonna do? um…not sure really…
Um…this building has a gym, right…? Yeah our company fitness program…gotta stay in shape… Oh you will? that’s so nice of you…
No, the Lady at the Boutique said it’s definitely a swimsuit; it’s the latest style! I think it’s really sexy and I’m gonna wear it. I’ve already got a lot of compliments…
What? Oh…yes…’m having a great time..Sleepy? Now that you mention it…I could just …drift …off…
Kevin Wilson has done it again. You may remember Kevin Wilson from his darkly comedic Royal Tennenbaums-eque take on the hapless performance art family in The Family Fang. Or perhaps from his alternatively optimistic commune of utopian ideals in A Perfect Little World.
While similar in tenor, imbued with Wilson’s quixotic hopefulness and unexpected chaos, Nothing to See Here is wholly unique in premise and scope.
Lillian, a smart girl from the wrong side of the tracks, fights her way into a privileged prep school where she and her rich roommate, Madison, bond during their first year. Then an infuriating circumstance (which I won’t spoil here) leads to a split. Fast-forward ten years later when Madison, now married to a senator, summons Lillian for an urgent, yet mysterious, job opportunity. Lillian, still stuck in a dead-end life, jumps at the chance and quickly finds herself dousing the flames of the senator’s twin offspring.
Literally.
Because they self-immolate when they get agitated.
Wilson writes in such a way that I simultaneously want to ask him to be my friend and tell him to get out of my head. His commentary sometimes made me laugh out loud in doctors’ office waiting rooms. He describes a spoiled little boy removing toys from a chest: “like clowns from a VW bug, out came so many stuffed animals that I felt like I’d dropped acid.” And on feeling out of place: “I felt like some mermaid who had suddenly grown legs and was now living among the humans.” He expertly describes “bread that cracked open like a geode” that makes me crave a loaf immediately. And then he subversively sneaks in plenty of touching real-life wisdom about things like life, parenthood and meditation: “And I had never thought about it this way, had always assumed that whatever was inside me that made me toxic could not be diluted, but each subsequent breath made me a little more calm.”
Wilson’s is the type of voice we need more of in the world: unfailingly witty, unexpectedly original and always, and perhaps most importantly, relentlessly hopeful, even when it seems like the world is burning down around us.
*Netgalley provided B3 with an ARC in exchange for an honest review.
But slightly less sleepy. Idk, I think I started daydreaming half way through because I was so some reason insistent that he needed either an angel or bird motif so that was something
To no one’s surprise it was a Solavellan post. Which statistically, are not great, and my opinion clearly differs to that of much of the fandom but even so… this one truly took the frilly cake.
New strain of covid coming around Australia and my state (QLD) recorded 9 new cases so we are going into lockdown! Australia day celebrations are coming up soon as well as school starting back up, 2021 might just be 2020 round 2. Ugh.
I said “I have a grandaunt that just died at 102, a granduncle that died at 101 and my great great grandfather died at 112, so you’re stuck with me for a long time” and this lil shit replies “Good, I don’t wanna be stuck with anyone else” excuse me while I go CRY
to the nonnie who just sent me the @ of the rp account: please do me so we can discuss. i promise to leave your name out of it but i want to make sure i know what i’m getting into. thank you
I’ve written a story for Pique magazine called ‘Couched Intent’. It’s kinky as all hell, and probably up there with the most kinky things I’ve written, I think. It’s about discovery and discomfort, and a whole lot of experiences I’ve managed to cobble together into something approaching a narrative.
You can read it here, and there’s a whole bunch of other kink-related stories in the Valentine’s issue here. And below, there’s a bit of an excerpt, to wet your tongue and start you squirming.
I always was awfully confident in my own abilities. Hope you enjoy it.
“So what are you into?”
Their introductions were barely cold, hadn’t even been given a chance to breathe and she’d already dived for that conversational hot potato. It was a mad scramble at a life raft that may or may not have been there. For a moment, he entertained the thought of divulging , letting her know every little piece of the puzzle, where his fetishes lay, and exactly what it was that he liked to do.
But she didn’t want to know, not really. This was an attempt to force a stilted conversation into motion, lurching forward with enough fuel in its engines to keep going for a few more minutes before she disengaged and wandered to the next unsuspecting guy, blindsiding him with that same question. More to the point, she was only asking it so that she could answer it herself.
Wanted to draw my Kamui, Astrea, as close to Kozaki’s style as possible- and also try to alter the design of the “exalt” seal to fit more of kamui’s style. May or may not do more with this later, but I wanted to share qvq
Drew some nsfw jr art (mainly Of Misucc and Usagii)
Don’t know if I can post it here but I’m planning an short animation of it (possibly with sound ). Any who here’s a small snippet of it) soooo yeah, enjoy :3
P.S I censor the tatters just in case, but if you like to see it in its full glory, feel free to do me(please don’t repost anywhere else, hnnng ;-;)
y'all need to stop legally hatewatching too like a hatewatch is still a view is still a membership to disney+ or whatever…..execs have realized that hatewatching gets as much if not more money to them just pirate please
I am literally begging you to pirate from Disney. Please don’t give them a fucking penny for their dumbass live-action remakes that nobody likes. Give them NO reason to think it would be profitable to continue making those. Grant them nary a cent. Nothing. LESS than nothing.
fmovies.wtf
123movies
dailymotion.com
kissanime
soap2day
putlockers
watchseriess.co has subtitles. has movies and tv shows. and cartoons too.
alsoeuropixhd.io (havent used this in awhile so im not sure if it’s still ok)
yts.mx for torrenting movies
rarbg.to for movie and shows torrents
andprostylex.org is the same but has music and books too. also first cam versions of theater releases
z-lib.org for books (has 5 download limits daily per ip address)
getintopc.com for softwares
apkpureandapkmody.iofor android apps (some are premium modded)
Sflix.to for literally every movie
OH MY GOD YES!! Sfilx.to has moral orel! Ive been looking for that everywhere!!
i’ve been watching a lot of reaction videos and i find it so funny that so many people cut out the “rainbows and carnival and three beautiful women” line because obviously it’s just a joke that bears no significance.
I accidentally answered privately to an ask (dumb me why I had to click that button) and Tumblr won’t let me change that. But I wanted to post this, so… @ imtheperfectpotatohun thank you again for your kind words! ╰(*´︶`*)╯*Sends virtual hug*.
P.S. Also I was thinking about making all the lis in this chibi style, would you guys like them? (*´▽`*)
