Team Mom (a good mom and three disasters)

Edit: 2 good moms

juanarc-thethird:

Fill it to the brim.

Kali teaches Jaune how to make her famous dessert, Stuffed donuts.

Kali: Now all you have to do is fill me to the brim with your cream.

Jaune: What?

Kali:*smiles* I said, fill that donut to the brim with cream.

Blake:Mom! What the Hell!?

Kali: Sweetie, I want kittens, its up to you whether their granbabies for me or siblings for you.

Jaune:D-don’t I get a say in this?

Kali: *Smirks* Oh silly yummy lil’ boy, have you ever been able to resist my kitten’s Bellabooty?

Jaune: I… Don’t see why that matte-

‘Smack!’

Kali:What makes you think you can resist the Original if you can’t stop yourself with one yet to mature all the way?

Jaune:'Gulp’ I, that won’t work on me >///<

Kali: Oh babyboy, how cute, I haven’t even started twerking…

Jaune: *Sheer Voice*What!?O///O

Blake:Mom! What The Hell!? >///<

Kali:You’re The One Who Brought Me A Arc Stud During My Heat Cycle! How Is That Not Serving Him Up To Me Like A Scrumptious Meal!?

'Clap! Clap! Clap!’

Blake:No Jaune! Look Away!

Kali: Oh Sweetie, do you think he can hear a word your saying pass the claps of my dummy thicc cheeks?

Jaune: Bellabooty Prime

Ladybug Week! ❤

Day 5: Meeting the Fam

10+ hours and 59 layers later…

Starting off right

8:00am

Ilia:*wakes up* Eugh~

8:30am

Ilia, still in pjs :(Looks like rain soon and I’m running late. Fantastic, maybe I should skip breakfast and go straight to the meeting? Oh boy…maybe I can just call sick? Crawl back into-)

Scroll rings, Sun

Ilia, answers:H-Hey?

Sun:Good morning.

Ilia:Oh. Yeah, morning.

Sun:Sorry, did I wake you?

Ilia:No! I mean…I was..already up. Did you just…call me to tell me good morning?

Sun:Yeah. There’s a meeting about the new faunus organization today right? Wanted to tell you good luck and I hope you have a good day.

Ilia:….pink

Sun:Is this weird?

Ilia:Huh? Oh no! Just…thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks for the call.

Sun:Don’t mention it. Let me know how it goes okay?

Ilia:Sure. I’ll call you when I go to lunch, kay?

Sun:Cool. I’ll let you get back to getting ready. Goodbye, Ilia.

Ilia:Bye.hangs up

……….

Ilia:Calls him back

Sun:Yeah?

Ilia:I….You too. Your day I mean; I hope you have a good day too~

Sun:Hehe, Thank you. I’ll do my best.

Ilia:Bye, again.

Sun:Bye Ilia. call ends

Ilia:*flustered* Ugh chickened out, again. Damnit it, why do you gotta make me try!? I was happy sleeping. *stands up* And why the fuck do you always say my name when you don’t have to!?

9:00am

Kali:Oh you’re here early!

Ilia:Heyo, wanted to beat the rain.

Kali:Well we’re still waiting on people so get comfortable. I made enough breakfast for a small army if you’re hungry. *hands her a muffin* Gotta start the day off right.

Ilia:Yeah…*smiles* I guess you do.

This is for the the amazing Snowy and their fic Forward, Together

It was really fun to be able to get early access to such a good fic and work together so thank you snowy for that and cheers to the @bumblebybigbang for organising this all in the first place!

Kali, answering the door: “Blake! You came back! And you brought a boy! But why are you both soaked?

-Earlier, on the boat-

Sun: "We’re heading right toward the light house!”

Moth Faunus Captain: “Hell yeah we are!”

- present -

Blake: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”

*TeamsRWBYandARSN are helping GhiraandKali move into their new home.*

Blake, walks into the room and finds Jaune packing a box: Whoa, Jaune, that thing you’re packing is way too big to fit in that box.

Jaune: Yeah, that’s what your mom said.

Blake, angry: How dare you make a joke like that about my mother?!

Jaune: No, she actually said that.

Kali, walking into the room and sees Jaune trying to pack the box: Oh dear. Jaune, I thought I told you that’s not gonna fit in there.

*Blake sighs in relief at the fact that Jaune was telling the truth*

My piece for the @melittologyzine!!

4KIDS: RUBY GIRLS! - Part 4