The doorbell rings at the Schnee house and Weiss answers it.
Weiss: Jaune? What are you doing in my house? Our relationship is over.
Jaune: Who is looking for you? *Walks past her* Mother, is the food ready?!
Willow:*Happy*Jaune, nice to see you. The food is almost ready.
Weiss: What’s going on?!
Willow: He is dating your sister. Didn’t Winter tell you?
Weiss: What?!
Jaune: I’m not going anywhere!
Weiss: What is the meaning of this Winter!?
Winter: I have no idea what you mean, I merely saw an eligible attractive and considerate man and ‘Took my shot’ so to speak.
Weiss: You’re my sister!
Winter: which is why I didn’t steal him, thankfully you young and stupid in the ways of love.
Weiss: Why would you even want him!?
Winter: Why wouldn’t I, he’s sweet, kind, goofily endearing-
Weiss: I’ll admit Arc’s not a bad person but he’s far too childish and is painfully unsophisticated.
Winter:'Sigh’the traits you dislike can be corrected with lessons sister, the traits that truly matter are quite exceptional, don’t worry, your young, you will learn with time…
Jaune: Mom is the food ready? I can help.
Willow:That would be helpful dear.
Jaune: I’ll make Winter’s breakfast.
Winter: He does know how I like my eggs after all.
Jaune: Yeah scrambled
Weiss: What, no she doesn’t she prefers over easy.
Jaune: Oooh, you were talking about food.
Weiss:Of course I was what did you, think. I… Meant…
Wait…
Weiss:*Turns to Winter*No…
Winter:… As I said the traits that truly matter are quite 'exceptional’ and rather 'substantial’ -///-
Weiss:You Slept With My Sister!
Jaune:We didn’t do much sleeping…
Weiss: We Broke Up Yesterday!
Jaune:And?
Weiss: When Did You Even Approach Him!
Winter: Sister sister, time was of the essence, and as they say when one door closes anther opens.
Jaune: Literally… You shut it in my face and next thing I know Winter’s opened her wearing… -///-
Weiss:Wearing what? you Said Nothing!
Jaune:Exactly.
Winter: I court my men like I engage a mission, hard and with everything I got.
Jaune:And she gots a lot…
Willow: *Grumbles* Why couldn’t you have broken up with him by my room…
Willow: From now on you’ll have to call him “daddy”
Jaune: Don’t worry. She always called me that.
Weiss: You Cannot Be Serious!
Jaune: Geez, Weiss C'mon, it shouldn’t be that hard, Winter had no problems with it.
Winter: (Wearing a baseball cap) He took us to a baseball game.
Whitely: (Wearing a giant foam finger) And he caught a flyball for me! (Clears his throat) It was a wonderful afternoon out.
Jaune: We wanted to invite you, but you never answered your scroll.
Klein: *Also wearing a baseball cap and a giant foam finger* Mr. Arc, I just want to thank you once again for inviting me to the baseball game. I had a wonderful time.
Jaune: I already told you. You do not have to thank me.
Weiss: You took Klein to the game too?!
Jaune: Of course I did. He is part of this family.
Klein: Oh I’m glad to hear that Mr. Arc. Mrs. Willow is a very lucky woman to have you.
Willow: Yes, I am very lucky. *kisses him on the cheek*
Jaune: Thanks, but you’re not the only lucky one. Come here~
Willow: OH!!~ *Giggles*
He turns her around, lays her in his arms, and kisses her passionately.
Weiss:*Disgust*Oh god, not in front of me.
Willow: What’s wrong dear?
Weiss:What’s Wrong Is I Know Exactly How Skilled That Tongue Is! >///<
I hope no one minds the Qrowin tag. It’s not in the theme of the appointed day, but Snowbird my Snowbird, why it shouldn’t be with this tag, since this week is delicious with my favorite otp.
Jaune:*Coming out of bedroom completely naked* Well the good news is I think I got the last of the cum out of your lingerie, Weiss. *Holding delicate, tiny, one piece lingerie while holding it between two fingers*
Weiss:*Chokes*
Jaune: Oh come on, it’s not that… *Looks up and sees Weiss, her team, her sister, her mother, Nora and her child, Coco and Velvet and Elm all staring at him, dressed up and sitting around eating a fancy brunch*
Nora:*Covering little Freya’s eyes* No pumpkin, don’t look at Uncle Jaune’s peepee. *Glaring at Jaune*
Ruby:Oh boy, don’t look at your male besties dick, Ruby Rose.
Willow:*Wide eyed but refusing to look at anything but her non-alcoholic coffee* Oh my.
Winter:*Bright red* A-a-ah, u-um, sister!?
Yang:*Whistles*How the hell does he fit that inside lil’ ol’ Weiss?
Blake:*Trying to cover Yang’s eyes as Yang holds her away one handedly* No, don’t look at his dick, Yang, we’re married!
Yang:*Blows raspberry, laughing*
Coco:*Puts down finger sandwich while sighing sadly*
Velvet:*Gaping*
Elm:*To Weiss* Damn girl. *Puts fist up*Respect.
Weiss:*Crimson, ignoring everybody* Jaune Schnee-Arc, what do you think you’re–coveryourselfthisinstant!
Jaune:*Still standing, staring, lingerie between two fingers*
Weiss:*Finally notices everybody else staring, blushes harder and clenches fist while shaking* You dunce! T-this isn’t what it looks like, ladies!
Yang:*Grinning smugly, eyes covered by a panting and exhausted Blake* Mhmm. We get you, Weiss. Bow-chika-wow-wow!
Weiss:*Wants the earth to swallow her whole as she now notices her mother sneaking peaks*
Jaune:*Looks from everybody, back to the bedroom he was in and speaks, genuinely baffled* How long was I in there!?
Weiss: Remember that time you managed to record dad doing some shady things and got him arrested?
Willow: Of course, that one is a memory I won’t ever forget.
Weiss: May I ask you something that I’ve been wondering for some time now?
Willow: What is it?
Weiss: How did you know exactly which room to record to catch him doing the things he did.
Willow: Oh I didn’t, I just placed cameras on every corner of the house and regularly checked on them.
Weiss: Oh I see, that’s smart.
Willow: Why, thank you.
Weiss: … . .wait a minute, did you say “every corner” of the house.
Willow: Yes i did.
Weiss: *pink* Does… . .does that include my room?
Willow: Yes it does
Weiss: *red* … .y-you wouldn’t have stumbled on-
Willow: Don’t worry, that was already deleted from the system, and I won’t judge your tastes. I know years in this place has made you quite repressed, so what you and your “sweet knight” do to unwind, relax or show affection is none of my concern.
Weiss:*redder* … . .t-thank you.
Willow: Though i do have to ask, with that size, how didn’t he break you yet?
