Tourettic!Kaminari Denki x Tourettic!Reader (Platonic)

A/N: Kaminari having tourettes is my favourite mha headcanon so have some very self indulgent and much needed content

Warnings: Tics described, mentions of tic attacks, mild embarrassing situations

Pronouns: None

• Kaminari has tourettes due to his quirk, the electricity causes him to tic
• After he has tic attacks his brain ends up short circuited
• When he’s short circuited he doesn’t really tic much because his brain is calm and his quirk doesn’t really work
• I kinda want to say you both met at a tourettes camp but I don’t know what those are like so I can’t write it
• In that case I’ll say you met at the entrance exam
• You were both anxious, excited, nervous, just full of feeling and it made you tic more
• You were in the same room for the written test and had to be separated since you kept ticcing at each other
• He thought it was funny but it was pretty embarrassing for you
• Iida yelled at you when he yelled at Midoriya because you had been making little vocal tics that were still loud enough to hear during Present Mic’s presentation
• You ended up in Class A and we’re able to explain what had happened because Iida just thought you were being really rude
• Iida was sooo embarrassed when you told him it was tourettes
• You and Denki became friends almost immediately
• Both of you being in the same class was kinda problematic since you would tic at each other constantly
• At first only Aizawa knew y'all had tics so it was pretty awkward
• Lots of stares and questions but I mean that tends to happen with tics
• If you’re uncomfortable with all the questions (most of which are from Mina, Uraraka, Midoriya, and Kirishima), Kaminari will absolutely answer them for you
• If either of you have a tic attack, you try to take care of each other but it’s hard to when you end up ticcing at the other
• Denki always has fidgets with him
• He has so many and he forgets them constantly so he ends up just bringing a few of them wherever he goes so just always has at least one
• If you like some more than others he will make sure to have one on hand
• You pick up a lot of tics from each other
• Tic loops happen frequently
• Denki has some bizarre, random tics
• They include but are definitely not limited to:
• Your frog hat sucks
• Bing bong your opinion is wrong
• *stomp stomp clap* We will rock you
• *Beats on chest like Tarzan*
• He gets palilalia (stuttering tic) somewhat frequently
• He gets so frustrated with it
• Especially with the way people act
• If you give him a fidget or let him play with your hands it usually helps but even if it doesn’t he will love you forever
• He appreciates you so much
• Knowing that you get it in a way that no one he knows can
• That you can do what’s appropriate for the situation, whether it’s laughing along or ignoring the tic
• He thinks you’re the greatest friend ever
• Bffs for life

THE BNHA BOYS AS THINGS I WANT TO EXPERIENCE

FEATURES — midoriya izuku, bakugou katsuki, kirishima eijirou, todoroki shouto, kaminari denki, shinsou hitoshi

A/N — starting to think i’m unlovable lol

HAND HOLDING. izuku absolutely adores holding your hand. he thinks it’s such a classic way to be intimate without being overbearing. he loves how soft and small it feels in his; walking down the street or in the halls with your hand intertwined with his own makes him feel so content and at peace. he also likes the way it let’s everyone know that you’re with him, and he can’t help the pride that swells in his chest every time he thinks about how you’re hisgirlfriend.

HOMEWORK HELP. bakugou would gladly help you with your homework, even if he yaps about how annoying you are for always asking. he wants you to be your best self, and he has no problem with helping you get there. he’s a lot gentler than he is with kirishima because duh, you’re his girl! so yeah, he tries to throw the occasional praise in there, but otherwise, he’s just as brash. at first he questioned if he was still being too aggressive in his tutoring approach, but when you proudly show him your improved grade on a quiz, he fails to hide the small smile that forms on his face at your pure elation. you looked so relieved, and when you threw your arms around his neck in a tight embrace, he didn’t hesitate to wrap his own around your waist and mumble “i knew you could do it, dumbass.”

WORKING OUT TOGETHER. kirishima is so kind and patient, it hurts. he never makes fun of you for how much you lift or how quickly you run out of breath. he’s always there to remind you that you’re doing a great job and he’s proud of you. there’s never a moment where you’re embarrassed of your strength or the faces you make because kirishima would never allow it. he’s always sharing his knowledge with you and he never makes you feel stupid for not knowing exactly what to do all of the time. he loves that you even come along, the fact that you wanna exercise with him makes his heart soar. every time you finish a set, he gives you a big toothy smile and a kiss on the forehead.

GOING OUT FOR LUNCH. todoroki loves food and he loves you. combining the two was honestly the most logical thing to do. your week is usually really hectic, so whenever your busy schedules let up, he makes sure he has you all to himself for the entire afternoon. each outing is some place new, and he never gives you any clues as to where he’s taking you. it’s fun because the both of you get to explore new prefectures and expand your tastes, but mostly because you’re with each other. during lunch, he’ll look at you sweetly as you talk about your day or he’ll tuck your hair behind your ear if he sees it’s getting in the way while you eat. todoroki’s presence makes going out to lunch feel so utterly sweet and domestic, it’s genuinely such a warm experience.

GOING TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK. kaminari knows how worked up you can get, and he’s always eager to help you let loose a little every once in a while. kaminari lets you ease into it with the cute mini games and prizes but don’t get too comfortable because pretty soon, he’s dragging you onto some sort of death contraption. he knows you need to release that tension and stress and what better way to do so than to scream your lungs out on a rollercoaster!hereassuringly holds your hand to let you know you’re okay, but pretty soon the adrenaline is pumping through your veins, and you can’t contain your laughter because holy shit that ride was horrendous. he can’t help but laugh with you, partly because yeah he definitely just shat his pants, but also because after seeing you stressed all week, hearing your laugh is music to his ears.

NAPPING TOGETHER. weeks can be utterly exhausting with classes, training, studying, etc. that sometimes you just want to do nothing, and shinsou is completely in agreement with that. on one particular afternoon, you were in his room, sitting on his bed as you struggled to keep your eyes open while finishing up an assignment. shinsou had noticed almost instantly that you weren’t in any state to keep doing work, so he gently tapped you with his foot. when you looked back at him, he gestured for you to come over and you did. you crawled up to the space beside him and lied down, arm draped over his chest as you closed your eyes. you had woken up about an hour later, content and refreshed as you looked up at your sleeping boyfriend. from then on, taking naps together after school became a regular. relishing in each others warmth and resting peacefully for that hour or two made all the difference.

HOW THEY ACT AT A PARTY

FEATURING! — aged up to 21!bakusquad

WARNINGS! — drinking, suggestive themes, marijuana use, mild cursing

CONTENT! — no quirks au; how they act with the reader at a “project x” type party

A/N! — yeah idk what’s going on, i’ve just been shitting out hella content for the past three days. anyway this was wholeheartedly inspired by the song drunk and nasty, sorry asf

BAKUGOU is pretty lowkey. probably isn’t drinking, but even if he is, he’s not going batshit crazy. he mostly tagged along to make sure you or his group of idiots didn’t do anything illegal (definitely the designated driver). please be prepared to be practically attached to bakugou’s hip. while bakugou isn’t the type for pda, there’s no way he’s gonna risk losing you in that big ass crowd. besides, everyone is too shit faced to care that he’s got his arm wrapped around your waist. watches over your drink if you need to pee and literally fucking growls at any guy that tries to hit on you.

KIRISHIMA is having a blast. definitely drinking and definitely taking off his shirt. his energy is infectious, so you find yourself getting really hyped with him. you really have to keep an eye on him though because he will try to jump off the roof and into the pool. hell, he might even convince you to jump off the roof with him. initiates a beer pong game between the two of you that has tension building.

KAMINARI is acting a fool. this buffoon is, in fact, going batshit crazy alongside kirishima. you need to put him on a leash because there’s no way you can watch over him while also being pretty intoxicated yourself. takes you on the trampoline and the two of you jump like morons for half an hour until you’re both left out of breath. at point one, the two of you are just laying on the littered grass and admiring the sky while being absolutely shit-faced (and being occasionally stepped on by fellow drunks)

SERO is flirty. yes, he may or not be high, but that’s completely irrelevant. you look way too good tonight and he’s in the mood to dance. so he pulls you close against him and just relishes in the way your body moves against his for a couple minutes. very touchy; he’ll grip your hips while you’re swaying, move the pieces of hair stuck to your face with sweat, run his large hands up and down your sides. when the two of you are tired, sero would get a drink for the two of you to share and he’ll hold the cup for you, bringing it up to your lips whenever you ask. his eyes would watch your throat intently as you swallowed, knowing you’re completely clueless as to how crazy you’ve been making him all night.

MINA let’s loose. while she’s already so free-spirited, drunk mina is on an entirely different level. somehow manages to convince you to get into the pool. although you weren’t all too hard to convince. once mina started stripping down into her undergarments, you were pretty much diving after her. mina pulls you in for a kiss, and you can’t help but think she looks so gorgeous even if her makeup is now smudged. the two of you hang in the pool, dancing and singing until the amount of bodies becomes unbearable. and once the music becomes headache inducing, you took take to hiding away in a bathroom. mina has the genius idea of filling up the tub with warm water and the two of you spend a hour or so in the tub, just talking to one another.

|THE BNHA BOYS AND THEIR LOVE LANGUAGE |

FEATURING! — izuku midoriya, bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto, kaminari denki, kirishima eiji

WARNINGS! — none!

A/N!— just my take on what their love languages are! yet ANOTHER draft. i’ve posted like three times this week because i’ve just been trying to clean out my drafts so i really hope you guys are enjoying

DEKU feels most loved through words of affirmation. growing up quirkless, deku never really received the proper words of encouragement that he needed to hear from inko. while things are different now, he still has moments where he feels as though he’s weaker than his classmates and it’s up to you to erase that doubt from his mind. deku grows to see you as another prominent figure in his life, and he’ll very gladly demonstrate just how grateful he is you through any and every mean of affection.

BAKUGOU feels most loved through quality time. we all know that bakugou isn’t very good with being vulnerable,,,or with words. it takes both time and effort to learn how to gently coax him out of his low moments without making him feel as though you’re pitying him. he’s a busy guy with a hectic schedule so whenever you guys spend together, it means a lot to him (even if he doesn’t verbally express it). once you guys get the hang of the timing, you’ll become a pillar of support for the blond; doing homework together, working out together, cooking together, napping together. it’s pretty much just the small moments you guys get throughout the week that makes bakugou’s smile towards you a bit softer.

TODOROKI feels most loved through physical touch. whenever you give him so much as a kiss on the cheek, this boy dies. growing up with endeavor’s harsh hand and words, your soft touch has him in a chokehold. especially whenever you chose to touch him in public (hand holding, hugging, kissing). like, the tips of his ears will turn all red because wow, he’s so happy that you’re his partner and he’ll get all warm inside at the fact that you’re letting everyone else know that you’re with him. todoroki will start turning to you whenever he’s angry, sad, stressed, or even perfectly fine. he doesn’t really need a reason in particular, he’ll just lay his head on your lap and expect your hand to start running through his hair.

KAMINARI feels most loved through words of affirmation. it’s known to everyone that kaminari isn’t exactly top of the class in terms of academics or strength and he grows to rely on you to remind him that he’s more than that. he’s still deserving of his spot in class A and you’re there to make sure to let him know that a test score shouldn’t convince him otherwise. he’ll act all nonchalant about it and it’ll take gentle coaxing to get him to admit what’s bothering him, but he’ll eventually snap and fall apart in your arms. it breaks your heart to see such a beautiful boy feel so negatively about himself so you always try your best to remind him of his worth.

KIRISHIMA feels most loved through acts of service. if you offer to dye his roots for him, or give him a massage after a tough day, his cheeks will turn the color of his hair. he loves having you in his corner and knowing you’re always there to offer a helping hand. and when you offer to help him study, he almost cries because holy shit thank you so much, bakugou is too mean! overall really appreciative of all the support you provide, you give him the motivation to be his best self all the time in order to be that same light for you.

goldentsum:

━ thirst posts - idol! reader 

CHARACTERS: bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto, kirishima eijirou, shinsou hitoshi, kaminari denki

GENRE: suggestive themes, crack

AUTHOR’S NOTE: finally, another bnha post– my submissive and overstim fic on my bnha masterlist was lonely so i whipped up another bb HAHAHAHA UNEDITEDDDD

━ bakugou ♡

• an angry boy that hides his feelings inside and in social media–.. he has multiple accounts that caters to different moods that he has, there’s the daddydom acct then theres the sweetbabyboi acct– HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN SOMEONE FINDING OUT HE HAS THE LATTER ACCOUNT
• kacchan loves you because of the fact that you two were different but also similar, with him being angry and intimidating on the surface but a mess of feelings inside and with you being sweet and soft on the surface but a vixen inside 
• DUALITY-! TODOROKI DOESN’T EVEN COMPARE TO YOU WHEN IT COMES TO DUALITY-! bakugou would fight anyone for you if someone calls bullshit on you. he would 100% NO HESITATION would deck someone– 
• he def has thousands of pictures of you in his phone and laptop, the ratio of pics of him and other things to you is outstanding,, 1:8 def
• HE ALSO SCREAMED ONE TIME WHEN YOU POSTED A VIDEO WITH YOU SHOWING YOUR DUALITY–! everyone in the dorm thought he was angry, in actuality he was hyperventilating because you’re so hot– also this happens so frequently, class A doesn’t even address it

bakugou: [SCREAMING IN HIS ROOM]

class a: lol, yall hear something–

[(y/n)ssweetboi]: hOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO SOFT THEN TURN SO SINFULLY PRETTY?? I’M SO ANGRY AND SO ATTACKED RN-!! mOMMY NEEDS TO CALM THE TF DOWN AND SHOULD JUST WRAP THE HOLY THIGHS AROUND MY FACE-! 

━todoroki ♡

• he’s basically the epitome of head empty just (y/n) 24/7 pls–
• people would look at him and think, “huh, i wonder what goes inside that pretty head of his?” then todoroki’s brain just goes: “rAIL (Y/N) RAIL (Y/N) RAIL (Y/N) RAIL (Y/N) RAIL (Y/N) “
• if someone has a mind-reading quirk, press f for them because of how sinful his thoughts are– 
• HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE IF ANYONE KNOWS HE’S THINKING OF LEWD THINGS! HE’S SO BRAVE PLS-! SO BRAVELY STUPID AND THIRSTY 
• in his room, he has a wall and altar that is dedicated for you. all of your merch, the past concert tickets and bands, polaroid pics he got in your albums, and polaroid pics of when he bought the royalty ticket are all on that wall– yall wondering how he has all that money to afford that? three words. endeavor’s credit card. 
• this boy goes all out when you have a concert-! HE STAYS UP ALL NIGHT TO WAIT IN YOUR WEBSITE WAITING FOR THE SECOND THE PRE-SELLING OF TICKETS. he refreshes the site every 1 second pls–

shouto: [refreshing the site for the nth time at 3 AM] [clearly sleepy]

site: PRE-SELLING

shouto: [SHOOKEDT] [awake af] i AM SPEED-! CLICK YOU FU-

• he’s also so cocky and boast-y on his account pls-! he’s so different in his main and irl 

[officially_(y/n)sbabydaddy]: i GOT THE ROYALTY TICKET-! AGAIN! you peasants can’t relate, huh. press f for all of you. i’m going to see my baby mama again <3 a little fact for yall, (y/n) smells really good <3 especially when she’s sweating  bet she tastes amazing as she smells <3

━kirishima ♡

• baby kiri is still a little shy about mentioning that he likes you and kpop but that doesn’t mean if someone ask him about kpop, he’ll act like he hates it or he doesn’t know. 
• A CLOSET HARD STAN THOUGH
• hard stan kiri goes HARD FR like his quirk and his dicc AND HE CAN’T BE STOPPED IF HE STARTS
• he has you being pretty as usual as his lockscreen and got all giddy and happy when his grandmother ask if you were his girlfriend,, bet your ass that kiri said that you are-! 
• inside his phone though, is a completely different matter-.. this boy has all sort of thirst pics of you! and he gets a little shy when he stares at your pictures for a little too long and makes eye contact with you in the pic LIKE HE WASN’T JUST THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING LEWD-! 
• he and kaminari binge watches you and your group’s web series and THEY ALWAYS WATCH YOUR COMEBACK TOGETHER AND SCREAM TOGETHER
• kaminari thinks kiri is a soft stan and tries to get him to join the dark side aka the hard stan side of twitter– what kaminari doesn’t know is that kiri is on there already and also creates contents here and there

kaminari: bruhh-! look at this edit of (y/n) as a demon-! 

kirishima: [looking at the video he edited all night] wow–

[rockhardfor(y/n)]: if you see something in my pants- PLEASE ITS NOT A WEAPON AND JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! i don’t wanna go through that again as i try to explain that a video of a queen throwing it back is the cause of that– </3

━shinsou ♡

• HIM AND TODOROKI ARE THE SAME WITH HOW THEIR THOUGHTS GET 0-100 REAL QUICK-! LEWD THOUGHTS ARE LIVING RENT FREE IN THEIR BRAIN PLS– 
• also that tired look on shinsou’s face is not showing what really goes on his head bUT unlike todoroki, he gets conscious of his thoughts when he gets to the real nasty parts when he’s daydreaming as he remembers there’s people with quirks around him

shinsou: [thinks about you getting your guts rearranged by him] hehe~ <3

also shinsou internally: [realizes that someone might know what he’s thinking about] 002223444212487537924 lah la la la laaa! i’m thinking of rabbits-… yeah rabbits lol fluffy rabbits that hops across the garden- nothing dirty here. just pure innocent thoughts

• shinsou also creates and reads fanfiction– as soon as that bell rings, he would zoom zoom out of that classroom and into his room to read smuts
• then he gets inspired and he stays up all night to write THE DIRTIEST SMUT ANYONE HAS EVER READ-!! the piece gets A LOT of hearts and comments and he’s PROUD PROUD
• now he also has commissions for fanfiction and shinsou is getting money because of how perverted his thoughts are-! he’s also so talented in writing! HE LEGIT GOES INTO DETAILS SO PEOPLE ARE LIKE: “WOAH-!! HOLY WATERRR”
• it’s a win-win for shinsou, he can turn his fantasies into stories and GETS money for it? bruh, fap material AND GET CASH <3

[(y/n)as_akittycat]: so is anyone not gonna comment on what (y/n) was doing in the background? KITTY WAS ON H E R KNEESS-!! bruh, kitty is flexible- ya’ll know what this means, right? mORE POSITIONS-! <3

━kaminari ♡

• this boy has no filter THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO GET EMBARRASS BY IT-! LIKE AREN’T YOU THE ONE WHO SAID, “i want to fuck (y/n) so hard that her ancestors could feel it-” 
• so are you not gonna do it? bruh, talk about empty promises- 
• HE MAKES SHINSOU SHOOKEDT WITH THINGS HE SAYS AND THAT TIRED BOY MAKES SMUTS-! shinsou def uses kaminari’s lines in his fanfics pls whatta power duo

kaminari: i wanna shove my dick down in (y/n)’s throat and cum so deep, you could see it trailing down her throat–

shinsou: [SHOOKEDT] what the fuck dude?

also shinsou internally: wRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN-! 

• ONE TIME, he got too excited when you posted a video of your choreography wearing those tiny shorts and he short-circuited– he really went: “wIEEE~” 
• he’s cautious now not too excited, especially when he’s outside and you post out of no where
• it’s also a miracle that his twitter account is still running with how erotic and lewd he gets in his tweets– HE ALSO RETWEETS EDITS OF YOUR MOANS IN HIS FEED-! IN HIS MAIN ACCOUNT! HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A FAN ACCOUNT
• he’s either REALLY FUCKING brave or just plain stupid. maybe both idk

[(y/n)k.denki]: have you ever just look at someone and go, “wow, i would really wanna fuck you hard right now” because i do. everytime i see my queen– LET ME HIT (Y/N)-! I’LL BE GOOD I SWEARRRRRR