#kelly the society

Harry: I’m playing a game. It’s called “I take a shot every time I feel depressed.”

Kelly: That game exists and it’s called alcoholism.

Harry: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.

Kelly: Wow, really?

Harry: Wait, you misheard me.

Harry: I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

harry: damn, i fucked up again.

kelly, narrating: he said, with surprise in his voice, for some reason

Harry: I’m so pumped for this game of fugitive that none of my classmates know we’re having.