#kid icarus uprising
Pit: Yeah to save the day I had to defeat this guy named Hades-
Sora: Hades? Lord of the dead? A jerk with a dry sense of humor that almost makes you want to forgive him?
Pit: Yeah!
Sora: No way!!! I beat him up too lol
Pit: No way!!!
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Pit: I can kind of fly? But there are hard limits to it and it’s not really of my own power
Sora: No way! Me too!!
Pit: No wayyy!
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Sora: Bro I just ran into someone else who looks like an edgy version of you?? What’s that about?
Pit: Oh that’s Dark Pit. He’s kind of sort of made from a part of me? Also kinda like my brother?? Idk it’s complicated lol. Anyway, we used to not get along so great because people kept treating him as an extension of me, but in the end he decided to be his own person and we’re cool now.
Sora, frantically searching on his phone for a picture of Roxas:You’re not gonna believe this
Kid Icarus isn’t dead right
more kiu memes
blorbo my beloved
Dark Pit: You changed into your formal wear when you thought you would be locked in your room all night?
Joker: It helps me relax!
Dark Pit: Suit yourself.
Pit: He just did.
Dark Pit: What are snails even trying to do?
Pit, close to sobbing: Their best.