#kylie for president

“Y’know…” She started

“FemBots don’t need to think.  They only need to do what you program them to do…”

oh really?

“Yeah,” She continued

“Hey, I could totally be one…!  What if I put on this Suit and these goggles then I could just zone out and be like, mindless…  then you could like… I dunno… program me…”

okay.  Program you to do what?

“Whatever  I’m sure you’ll think of something…”

I’m sure I will

President-Elect Kylie is pleased to have won the Election for the Pearlyhose Party…a movement that has quickly spread and captured the imagination of the Nation…

President Kylie’s 

Bun is Up

so naturally

your Mind

goes Out

underneath…

a Suit

what else would you expect from

President Kylie…?

Pure Gold

from President Kylie’s Bun to your Bun