Fuck this

Have a sketch of little Mathias. My treat.

A list of Castlevania AUs but it’s only Lament of Innocence

AU where Mathias can see and communicate with Walter even after his soul got absorbed.
Bonus: Walter learn how to interact with Mathias in his dreams and take advantage of that to ruin his mental health. Like, killing him in the dream, wich seems too real to Mathias.

AU where Walter abduct Mathias when he’s a baby and raise him without ever turning him into a vampire, just to see how it would turn out.
Anyway the bitch ends up making an alliance with Death and Joachim to kill him.

AU where Walter discovers Mathias is hella good with alchemy and kidnaps Elisabetha to force him to come and create the Crimson Stone for him. It works well, until Elisabetha dies from sickness and Walter tries to hide it.
Also Leon eventually comes to their rescue. Or. Tries to at least.

AU where Mathias and Leon have a great life, giving up on the church to hunt the night together, until they die in their 40s (Mathias) and 30s (Leon). Elisabetha and Sara are still living and tell their story.

AU that starts like the previous one, with Mathias and Leon abandoning the church to hunt the night, except this time Elisabetha and Sara fights alongside them. And they all decided to live in the forest of Eternal Night to provoke the night creatures like “haha lol look at us living on your territory and not only surviving but KICKING Y'ALL ASSES TOO”.
Optional Bonus: Elisabetha, who knows she’s about to die due to sickness, drink a vampire’s blood to turn herself. And now they have a badass vampire wife as their ally.
Another Optional Bonus: Not only do they live in the forest of Eternal Night, but they start building a castle too. To spite Walter. And it will continue on as the generations pass. Spiting monsters becomes a Belmont and Cronqvist tradition.

Mathias: ….Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful…
Walter: I just wanna fucking marry Death!!

Death, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Death: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Walter: It was you the fuck.
Death: It was I the fuck…
Mathias: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Walter: He the fuck.

Mathias: I shall become immortal because fuck God !

God:

I live for Mathias little gasp after Leon told him that defeating Walter and preventing others from suffering the same cursed fate was Sara’s dying wish.

MY MAN. IS IT REALLY THAT SURPRISING TO YOU LMAO

Death: I shall take your soul !

Walter: Jokes on you, I don’t have a soul. *dies*

Death:

Death: Shit I forgot about that.

Leon: …Well that’s awkward.

Leon, arriving at the throne room: Where are you, Walter ?!
Walter, appearing out of nowhere: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Death, following: I’m “a couple of things”.
Mathias from behind Death: And I’m “got distracted”.

Leon: Remember what I told you.
Mathias, sighing: Don’t be a cunt.

Leon, laying a map down: We need a plan to beat them.
Mathias: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Leon:
Mathias: Judge me all you want, I get results.

I don’t know about you, but i think it’s very sexy of Joachim to have waited to answer Leon’s questions like he promised before dying.

Walter, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Mathias: Death’s in the kitchen.

Mathias: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Walter: Well, that would suck because you can’t microwave metal.
Joachim: Good morning to everyone except these two.

Mathias: What’s this “fuck, marry, kill” thing ?

Joachim: I think you have to choose a person you want to fuck, one you want to marry, and one you want to kill.

Mathias: Oh, okay then. Walter.

Joachim: Wich one ?

Mathias: Yes.

Walter: Is there a cactus where your heart should be ?

Leon: What’s up your ass this morning?

Mathias: Hey.

Leon: Hm. Nevermind.