#laugh tag
So I’m at the FedEx printing stuff out for my job, and a woman, noticing a bump under my coat, asks me “Oh, when are you due?”
I looked her dead in the eyes as I unzipped my coat to reveal…my fanny pack.
Padme: [completely unhinged and dangerous plan]
Anakin: You are so smart,babe.
It’s Anakin, what were you expecting…?
Or, the Anakin & Padmé Meme, a tragedy(?) in four parts.
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My full piece for Untold Stories!
I thought it would’ve been fun to discover what would happen if two completely unrelated side characters ever crossed paths
Reupload from twitter and ao3
Possibly the first time I drew Cody and the clones in a doodle….then somehow blew up into an eye-searingly pastel colored comic.
I think I intended this to be Scariff’s beach, but yeah, I suppose this is now whatever planet with beaches and agressively touchy-feely gigantic locals
gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022:
Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow.
I gave you food. It’s in there now.
I feed you at the dawning light,
I feed you at the fall of night.
I feed you kibbles mixed with meat
And wet food for a special treat.
I feed you even though you scoff
At all the food within your trough.
I feed you and still yet you yell
Like as a beast from deepest hell.
Do not stand at your bowl and cry.
I gave you food. You will not die.
glad to see those spreading the truth
Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees
Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.
did you just fucking have this
prrb:
if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather
A. explore a black hole
B. explore the entire ocean
me in a black hole, without being able to see shit because theres no fucking light: wow this fucking sucks
me at the bottom of the ocean, without being able to see because theres no fucking light: wow this shit fucking sucks
me who brought a flashlight: wow cool :)
explaining the joke!
the kanji for league battle is “ri-gu macchi”, or “league match”
The shortened version is “riguma”
and the explosive response is “riguma - boruzu”
its a ligma balls joke
a team leader addressing their crew by saying “okay polycule listen up”
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it’s also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What’s the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car’s haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
….Ah
out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.
your work is appreciated
op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry
It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch
Post link
I take a two year break from tumblr and when I get back all blogs are deleted and there’s just one post from staff that says CROATOAN
[video description: an edited clip of prince humperdink from the princess bride. a fanfare plays before he makes an announcement to a crowd of people.
humperdink: “my people. [pause] among us.”
[the crowd cheers]
humperdink: “sus.”
[the crowd cheers again]
/end id]
