#lazari
||CupCake Creepypasta Contest||
Jill; hello everyone I’m your host Laughing jill
Jane; and im your another host Jane
Jill: Today we’re going to test the baking and creativity skills of our contestants
Jane; out category today is cupcakes!
Jane; this is the list of our contestants, Nina The Killer
Nina;
Jane; Lazari,
Lazari; I’m still 6 years old- am i allowed to cook?
Jane; and last we have judge angel
Angel; at least i know how to bake…
Jill; now let us introduce our happy and volunteer judges for this! <3
Jill; we have Jeff The killer,
Jeff; Please let me go! that girl will literally poison me-
Jill; Eyeless Jack,
Ej; they drag me here and tie me, I didn’t voluntee-
Jill; and!-
Lj; HEY WHAT THE HELL?
Lj; why am i not one of the judges!? isn’t supposed to be me cuz i like sweets!?
Jill; SHUT UP LJ AND GET OUT!!
Jill; anyway our last judge is Bloody Painter!
Helen; ……
Jane; now that’s finished let us start!
SKIP CAUSE LAZINESS IS PART OF LIFE NO MATTER WHAT-
Jill; ohhhh!!!~
Jane; look at those beautiful delicious sweets!~
Lj; WHY AM I NOT-
Jill; SOMEONE TAKE LAUGHING JACK NOW!!
Lj; HEYY! DON’T DRAG ME- TF JASO-!!
Jane; *coughs* now that’s finish let’s have our judges to taste the cupcakes our contestants make!
Jill; Let’s starts with Jeff!
Jeff; um- uh- can- can i leave?
Jane; NO. EAT IT.
Jeff: Jesus christ-
Jeff; *sweating* um…. Nina’s cupcake l-look very appealing
Nina; Oh really thank you~
Nina; then… WHY NOT EAT IT?.
Jeff; Um chile anyway- *dashes away*
Jane; THE HELL?! SOMEONE CAPTURE THAT RUN AWAY BTCH-
Jill; how about you Ej? what do you think?
Ej; what the hell are you all thinking to make me the judge? I’m literally a cannibal and i don’t like sweets.
Jill; come on just try at least one.
Ej; I don’t smell any poison so i guess-
Ej; I don’t what to say i never eat sweets before-
Jill; :/
Helen; it’s delicious and appealing.
Jane; okay so one of our judges run away and we’re having jason as an exchange-
Lj; WTF!? I’M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE-
Jill; NO. LEAVE NOW.
Lj; ….
Lj; NO.
Jill;
Jill; anyway, let’s see how Ms Lazari’s Cupcake taste like
Jason; oh it’s been so long since i last eat sweets~
Jason Thoughts: I DON’T LIKE SWEETS-
||I just remembered i have homeworks to do-||
~• Have a fanart of lazari i guesd-•~
||Random||
Sonic X: if i can go back to my normal life would i able to get a girlfriend?
Herobrine: your not even normal from the start.
Sonic X: huh- wait- HOLY SHT RIGHT-
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Jason: why my friends always leave me? I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IT I GIVE THEM EVERYTHING!
Lj: say that if you didn’t kidnap those kids
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Nina: I HATE IT HERE. I’M LITERALLY NOT A FANGIRL OF JEFFIDSVIDBSJSJ I HATE HIM!!!
Nina: WHY PEOPLE THINK THAT!?!??
Fcking random fangirl: OmG aren’t you that annoying fangirl of jeff?!
Nina: IM NOT A FANGIRLLL OF HIM AAAAAAAHHHHHH-
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Lazari: oh im getting hungry
Ej: *is sweating* you are?-
lazari: yeah and im kinda craving to eat my father.
Ej: but your father is zal-
lazari: Exactly. Why won’t that btch die.
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Dark: i never met such a fangirls before like- im not even a creepypasta but guess im oart of them now…
Dark: are you a creepypasta too? wait- are you that dr smiley guy?
Kuro: I’m not technically a creepypasta and im not dr smiley nor Devin lee smiley. My name is Kohara Ryuuzaki
Dark; oh..
