#incorrect creepypasta quotes
Ben: * is casually playing games*
Also Ben: *dies in video game*
Dark: *smirks* you died in that part?
Dark: that’s literally the most easiest part
Ben: Shut Up! I died because- Becaus-
Dark; Because?~
Ben: I’M DISTRACTED BY YOUR UGLY FACE THAT’S WHY!!
Dark; Lol you can just say your distracted by my hotness~
Ben: Kdbeijxix
||CupCake Creepypasta Contest||
Jill; hello everyone I’m your host Laughing jill
Jane; and im your another host Jane
Jill: Today we’re going to test the baking and creativity skills of our contestants
Jane; out category today is cupcakes!
Jane; this is the list of our contestants, Nina The Killer
Nina;
Jane; Lazari,
Lazari; I’m still 6 years old- am i allowed to cook?
Jane; and last we have judge angel
Angel; at least i know how to bake…
Jill; now let us introduce our happy and volunteer judges for this! <3
Jill; we have Jeff The killer,
Jeff; Please let me go! that girl will literally poison me-
Jill; Eyeless Jack,
Ej; they drag me here and tie me, I didn’t voluntee-
Jill; and!-
Lj; HEY WHAT THE HELL?
Lj; why am i not one of the judges!? isn’t supposed to be me cuz i like sweets!?
Jill; SHUT UP LJ AND GET OUT!!
Jill; anyway our last judge is Bloody Painter!
Helen; ……
Jane; now that’s finished let us start!
SKIP CAUSE LAZINESS IS PART OF LIFE NO MATTER WHAT-
Jill; ohhhh!!!~
Jane; look at those beautiful delicious sweets!~
Lj; WHY AM I NOT-
Jill; SOMEONE TAKE LAUGHING JACK NOW!!
Lj; HEYY! DON’T DRAG ME- TF JASO-!!
Jane; *coughs* now that’s finish let’s have our judges to taste the cupcakes our contestants make!
Jill; Let’s starts with Jeff!
Jeff; um- uh- can- can i leave?
Jane; NO. EAT IT.
Jeff: Jesus christ-
Jeff; *sweating* um…. Nina’s cupcake l-look very appealing
Nina; Oh really thank you~
Nina; then… WHY NOT EAT IT?.
Jeff; Um chile anyway- *dashes away*
Jane; THE HELL?! SOMEONE CAPTURE THAT RUN AWAY BTCH-
Jill; how about you Ej? what do you think?
Ej; what the hell are you all thinking to make me the judge? I’m literally a cannibal and i don’t like sweets.
Jill; come on just try at least one.
Ej; I don’t smell any poison so i guess-
Ej; I don’t what to say i never eat sweets before-
Jill; :/
Helen; it’s delicious and appealing.
Jane; okay so one of our judges run away and we’re having jason as an exchange-
Lj; WTF!? I’M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE-
Jill; NO. LEAVE NOW.
Lj; ….
Lj; NO.
Jill;
Jill; anyway, let’s see how Ms Lazari’s Cupcake taste like
Jason; oh it’s been so long since i last eat sweets~
Jason Thoughts: I DON’T LIKE SWEETS-
||I just remembered i have homeworks to do-||
~• Have a fanart of lazari i guesd-•~
||Creepypasta Taco Contest||
Splendy: Hello everyone! today we’re going to have a cooking contest! and what’s the category today??? *looks at slendy*
Slendy: *sighs* Taco’s….
Splendy: Okay!! So our contestants are Ben Drowned!
Ben: I SHALL MAKE THE HOTTEST AND SPICES TACO’S
Splendy: Jeff The Killer!
Jeff: jesus christ why am i here? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A TACO!
Splendy: Laughing Jack!
Lj: I really have nothing to say
Splendy: And Eyeless Jack!!
Ej: …….
Ej: please remove the camera and light off me…
Splendy: Now let’s introduce our judges! Slendy you go do it!
Slendy: *sighs* we have the judges which is The Puppeteer
Puppeteer: please i don’t wanna die again-
Slendy: Herobrine…
Herobrine: I don’t trust any contestants here.
Slendy: and last Homicidal Liu
Liu: Please don’t poison me brothe-
Sully: I DON’T TRUST YOUR COOKING JEEFREY!
Splendy: Every contestant will have Taco shells and ingredients! Before we start here some rules!
AFTER BOTH RULES AND THEM DOING THE TACO’S BECAUSE IM LAZY-
Slendy: oh god all of it look cursed…
Splendy: okay so every judges will have a piece of taco’s from the different contestants in order for them to judges it!
Slendy: let’s start with Ben’s Tacos… What’s your opinion judges
Puppeteer; The taco’s is actually good and oh the hell did i just taste some cheetos here? 10/10 i guess?
Herobrine; It’s good but i felt like I’m gonna die- It’s to spicy for my liking- *drunk a lot of cola cuz he no like milk* 8/10
Liu: I- I don’t like spicy foods- *coughs*
Sully: 9/10!!!
Slendy: okay next we have Jeff’s made taco’s- wait the hell jeff!?
Jeff: WHAT!? I CAN’T THINK ANYTHING OKAY!?
Puppeteer: I- this- this tacos is going to kill me again-
Herobrine: It’s nothing but salt…
Sully: Meat and a lot of salt.
Liu: I’m not eating thi-
Sully: I WILL!
Liu; NOO!-
-Jeff Literally just give up-
Slendy: okay next is Lj’s.
Puppeteer: oh meats!~
Herobrine: Hm… Is there any hidden poison’s here?
Liu: I’m scared that lj has the most normal one i-
sully: 10/10!!
herobrine: i love meats 10/10 oh and i don’t feel getting poisoned.
puppeteer: 10/10 can i leave now?
slendy: no not yet we still have ej-
slendy: the hell? where is he? SONIC X!
Sonic X: WHAT?
Slendy: where’s Eyeless jack?!
Sonic X: that dude ran away lol
Slendy: I- my god…
Splendy: Oh well according to judges pur winner is laughing jack!!
Lj: i won? wait- is there even a price here?
Lj: No…?
Lj;
Hiara(aka me): If i smack ya butt then run away would it be Hit and run too?
Puppeteer: Probably but don’t even think about it.
Dark: you can smack mine tho-
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Herobrine: so i see that one certain minecraft player doing some parkour and-
Sonic X: you fell in love?
Herobrine: No.
Herobrine: i felt like I wanna die, that dude is so bad at parkour.
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Helen: why are you making that face?
Vine: a girl just hit and run me and i don’t like it.
Helen: but you don’t have any car?
Vine: no what i mean is a girl just literally slap my butt and run away
Vine: what’s worst is I don’t know who the fck is that girl.
Ben: *wheeze*
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Lj: I AM VERY CONFUSED
Jeff: The hell why?
Lj: WHY THERE’S A GIRL WHO SLAP MY BUNS AND RUN AWAY LIKE- WHY!?
Jeff: wtf someone slap that flat ass?
Lj: YEAH- WAIT-
Lj: HEY I HAVE MORE CAKE THAN YOU
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Liu: have you seen this-
Sully: THIS MAMACITA WHO GOES AROUND SMACKING ASS!?
Liu: *cough* im sorry about that anyway have you-
Kuro: yeah.
Liu: really? where is she last seen?
Kuro: Last seen smacking zalgo’s buns
Liu & Sully: WHAT-
||Random||
Sonic X: if i can go back to my normal life would i able to get a girlfriend?
Herobrine: your not even normal from the start.
Sonic X: huh- wait- HOLY SHT RIGHT-
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Jason: why my friends always leave me? I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IT I GIVE THEM EVERYTHING!
Lj: say that if you didn’t kidnap those kids
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Nina: I HATE IT HERE. I’M LITERALLY NOT A FANGIRL OF JEFFIDSVIDBSJSJ I HATE HIM!!!
Nina: WHY PEOPLE THINK THAT!?!??
Fcking random fangirl: OmG aren’t you that annoying fangirl of jeff?!
Nina: IM NOT A FANGIRLLL OF HIM AAAAAAAHHHHHH-
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Lazari: oh im getting hungry
Ej: *is sweating* you are?-
lazari: yeah and im kinda craving to eat my father.
Ej: but your father is zal-
lazari: Exactly. Why won’t that btch die.
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Dark: i never met such a fangirls before like- im not even a creepypasta but guess im oart of them now…
Dark: are you a creepypasta too? wait- are you that dr smiley guy?
Kuro: I’m not technically a creepypasta and im not dr smiley nor Devin lee smiley. My name is Kohara Ryuuzaki
Dark; oh..
